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26 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 8
White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
Rather not say
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of a dick.

I'm also anti-social, shy, and just god awful at conversing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Loving, living, thriving.

Doing what I love, going where I want to go, and smiling recreationally.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Defending against the wrath of scorpios, bipolar bartenders, and strippers.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I have the balls to say and do what other wusses on this site won't.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Philip Roth, Chuck Palahniuk, Sebald, Shakespeare, Allan Ginsberg, Robert Hayden, Sylvia Plath, few others.. are the authors I've been into lately.

Movies- Pi, Leaving Las Vegas (new favorite) requiem for a dream, the believer, life is beautiful, Godfather I,II, Woody Allen flicks, and any silly/clever/ridiculous comedies.

Music- Armin Van Buuren, Morgan Page, Kaskade, Cosmic Gate, Tiesto, other sexy house/trance.

<3 classic rock as well: Beatles, Mötley Crüe, Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Nirvana. And yes, nirvana is classic rock now, deal with it.

Hip hop : Biggie, Big L, Eminem, Nas, Mos Def, Big Pun, Talib Kweli, 2Pac, Kanye ( unfortunately), Wu-Tang, me (I spit that hot fire son)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My awesome family and friends

Mixed Martial Arts

My career


Lying about being a devout Christian

The pure and sweet joy of reading, and laughing at most of your profiles.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pretending to work for time Warner and knocking on the doors of Jehovah's witnesses and convincing them that through time warner they can find salvation.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My freshman year as an undergrad I watched Grey's Anatomy for 3 days straight and missed a bunch of classes (not joking). I guess that's not all that private but to most males, it would go to the grave, lol.
You should message me if
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You're looking to donate $1 a day to needy children in 3rd world countries, or give Sarah McLaughlin $ so she can continue to have the inspiration to write the music that makes you feel sad about cats.