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27 Albany, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 30
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Science / Engineering
More than $1,000,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Russian (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm kind of a dick.

I'm also anti-social, extremely anxious, and just god awful at conversing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for a rich woman to marry and take half. I'm a feminist, let's flip the gender roles around!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
things that I am passionate about.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm stealing their wallet. Awkward...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Philip Roth, Chuck Palahniuk, Sebald, Shakespeare, Allan Ginsberg, Robert Hayden, Sylvia Plath, few others.. are the authors I've been into lately. To be honest though, I have to read so much scholarly writing that I don't get to enjoy fiction all that much anymore. Poetry here and there but yeah, I don't read that many novels nowadays, so you're smarter than me.

Movies- Pi, Leaving Las Vegas (new favorite) requiem for a dream, the believer, life is beautiful, Godfather I,II, Woody Allen flicks, and any silly/clever/ridiculous comedies.

Music- Lot's of house and trance artists, too many to name; <3 classic rock as well: Beatles, Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Nirvana. And yes, nirvana is classic rock now, deal with it.

Hip hop : Biggie, Big L, Eminem, Nas, Mos Def, Big Pun, Talib Kweli, 2Pac, Kanye ( unfortunately), Wu-Tang, Common, bunch of others. I love rap, and I'm known to occasionally indulge in some wordsmith-ing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My family/friends


My favorite stand up comedy

Combat sports

New challenges that I love

The scientifically disproven matching algorithm on this site
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How crazy it is that we are alive, living on a planet, orbiting a sun, within a galaxy, that's one of billions!

Yet we still worry about the most trivial shit and we can't stop.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Attempting to make that Friday atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I just joined al-Qaeda.

Keep it on the down low though please, thanks.
You should message me if
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You don't understand how male/female roles differ when it comes to dating.