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taargus_taargus

29 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can draw an elephant in 3 seconds. It ain't pretty, but god damn if it isn't an elephant.

that, and Scrabble
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
killer jugs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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-sirens of titan, the lonely ones.

-high fidelity, nature, north shore.

-simpsons, seinfeld, arrested development, ancient aliens, game of thronesy-type nerdlinger stuff.

-pavement, hot snakes, talking heads, old modest mouse, the unicorns, XTC, the jesus lizard, do make say think, built to spill, drive like jehu, total control, eddy current suppression ring, blonde redhead, my bloody valentine, thee oh sees, wire, clinic.

-tacos, sandwiches, chicken & waffles, martinelli's sparkling apple juice, soft pretzels, pizza pie pizza pie pizza pie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
severely misanthropic
You should message me if
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non-bonkers

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