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27 M Chicago, IL

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Last Online
Yesterday – 10:15am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I will spare you the whole autobiography and keep this concise to the more important points. I'm a pretty laid back and easygoing person. I'd say I have a great sense of humor, but among my friends this may be up to debate; it's an acquired taste perhaps. Nonetheless I like to laugh, make stupid jokes and mix in a bit of sarcasm with whatever I'm doing. This often gets me the response "you are one weird kid" and that probably isn't too far from the truth. I try to keep an open mind and level head, and I see overconfidence as a big turn off. I'm not the most outgoing person (that's putting it lightly) and you'll rarely see me getting my groove on in the bars/clubs, but I'm a fairly sociable person in smaller scale settings. Ummmm hobbies include: soccer, video/computer games, biking, boarding, climbing, outdoors stuff, drinking beer etc. I think wearing helmets while biking is pretty sexy...yeah they make me hard. =) sorry bad ( i mean great) joke, but seriously.

Yup I think that covers most of it. Not sure that was really concise though. Meh.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm contemplating what I want to do in life. I graduated from the University of Oregon majoring in Spanish with a minor in multimedia. I would like to put all that good tuition money to work and do something abroad to continue using my Spanish rather than just being stuck with an expensive piece of paper. I spent this past winter working as a lifty in Breckenridge. I just thought I would change it up, but as for the future that is ???
I’m really good at
Procrastinating I think, well I'm really good at putting stuff off (I think good procrastinators actually get the stuff done). Unfortunately this did not bode to well for my educational career, but luckily I made it. I'm also pretty good at photoshopping seemingly normal pictures of people and making them become very strange or disturbing. Not to shabby at talking/asking questions to desperately avoid awkward silences (I guess I get this from my mom's side).

Being patient.
Making weird faces.
Falling asleep (and staying asleep) in awkward positions.
Super Smash Bros (64 version, I'll admit I'm kind of crap at the others, but they're crapperoni so yeah)
The first things people usually notice about me
With the exception of some of my pictures I uploaded, most people will initially notice that I wear glasses and I occasionally get compliments on them. I will often be referred to as "the guy with glasses". I'm also told that I smile a lot/am constantly smiling and that I have long eyelashes/ a nice beard (I'm not sure I agree with them, but I'm working on it). I also am frequently whistling when I walk around.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not much of a book worm, but usually when I pick up a book I find myself quite satisfied. Currently chipping away at the A song of Fire and Ice (aka Game of thrones) series. I got my work cut out for me, 1/2 the way through book 5. It's awesome.

As for movies I really enjoyed the Lord of the Rings Trilogy (the books as well). I'm also a sucker for anything zombie related. You should totally check out "Dead Alive", you'll probably hate it. It's one of Peter Jackson's first films.

For music I tend to veer towards the indie rock/alternative scene. My indecisiveness often leads me to listening to my ipod on shuffle. Lonely Island.

Tv shows I'm currently watching/will be watching: Breaking Bad, True Blood, Weeds, Dexter and a few others (Game of Thrones was awesome, highly recommend).

I'm a very adventurous eater and will eat just about anything (5 second rule). Not a big fan of lentils and Dim Sum chicken feet didn't really float my boat. I am a burrito fiend, Thai food is awesome and so is pizza.
The six things I could never do without
I won't be a smart ass and put in the essentials (but food....)
1.Friends - lack of social contact would be rough
2. Computer (interwebz included) - gotta have something to suck your brains cells.
3. Beer, the liquid meal.
4. Some form of outdoor activity.
5. Level headed people to talk to.
6. Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Small scale: What word I should play next in Words With Friends? I also tend to over analyze current/past events. That occupies a decent portion of my thoughts.

Big(ger) scale: Do I really want to do the Peace Corps?

Dream scale: How sweet it would be if I won the lottery (didn't have to work)/ how a zombie apocalypse would solve all my problems/be totally awesome.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not afraid to laugh at myself or acknowledge embarrassing moments so this is more my chance to say one of the more embarrassing moments I've had. One time I was sailing with my family, keep in mind this was when I was MUCH younger, and I was being towed behindthe boat. As we started to gain more and more speed it became apparent that I had not securely tied my swimsuit drawstring. Unfortunately due to the high velocity at which we were travelling (catamarans are great boats) my swim trunks decided they wanted to come off my body. Because of this I became very concerned and frightened that the sharks (we were in a land locked lake= no sharks) were going to come and bite my penis off. family always gets a kick out of this one. I promise the non-existent sharks did no such thing.

Oh, and my name isn't really tabbycat. Also, I don't have any big toenails, but that's not much of secret as I tell this to everyone I meet. There goes my big icebreaker....crap.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If your mom Told You To. You Should Probably Listen to Her.

Or... if you're looking for a new words with friends/scramble with friends challenge. Bring it on.

O tambien si quieres practicar tu espanol.

Or if you have some really good, thought provoking question to ask.