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27 Belcamp, MD Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Sep 9
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Dropped out of Space camp
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm into just about anything : working out, video games, rock climbing, hiking, archery, camping, anime, cartoons, biking, cooking, computers, scuba diving, space, weapons, history, Netflix, and you.

I'm offended by literally nothing. Seriously, I've had people who are some of my best friends say truly horrific things to me, and I'm still friends with them, so don't worry about saying the wrong thing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm sure you don't want to hear the boring stuff. I'll just say that right now, I exist, and am always looking for more adventures. I actually have about 3 in mind right now.

As well as someone who actually wants to go on said adventures :3
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people. Cooking. Exercise. Video games. Staying motivated (Yea right). Being as humble as I can be.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's weird, but people have always commented on how honest my profile is. Do you guys get lied to that much on here?

Also that I'm actually super weird (like 'I'll probably beat you at CAH', not 'look at all these dead bodies I have hanging on meathooks in my basement'. Please. I'm not a monster. I don't even have a basement. I hope that's not a dealbreaker, btw. I know how much the ladies appreciate a large basement. )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I've watched and listened to way too much stuff to pick favorites. Seriously, every time I get asked this, I give an answer, then I remember about 5 other things that are better than the answer I gave.

I watch everything from anime to breaking bad. My ipod has music from all genres. I don't really watch the sitcoms on tv though. They all seem to blend together after a while
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
What? Did you expect a list that started with 'Food. Clothes. Shelter. Beer'?

I don't think you have the XP for that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
tons of stuff. Why don't you ask me?

The fact that time is a constantly diminishing resource and we each have a set amount that slowly trickles out uncontrollably, and with that in mind, why the crap would I want to switch shifts with that guy? Especially when I could be sitting on the couch alone and naked in the comfort of my apartment doing nothing?

If you jerk off to yourself in a mirror, does that make you gay or extremely narcissistic? I'm asking for a friend.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. I am a spontaneous guy! Sometimes I'll go out to a bar and chat with people I've never seen before, other times I'll sit at home and play xbox or watch a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been online dating for 3 years. Yea, it's been awhile.

I once told a pregnant lady to her face that raising a baby is probably like raising a puppy for the first few months. Yea, I probably shouldn't reproduce. No, I never heard from her again.
You should message me if
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You're bored, got an interesting story to tell, think I'm hot, got an idea of what we should do this weekend.

Oh, and you gotta be able to keep up with me, and fit into a rowboat. Yea, it means exactly what you think it means.

If you think any of these things are fun: rock climbing, watching weird videos on the Internet, going to an archery range and seeing how many holes we can put in the cute little bunny target, hiking, kayaking