I'm a half-way normal, mostly decent guy that works an ungodly amount of hours. I love what I do and it's taking me places. I have a cat, she is cuter than yours (I'm also very honest). I know how to make food out of not-yet food. I can live on nothing but coffee, tacos, 1980's horror, and otterpops. I once upon a time ago, lived in Arizona. I don't miss it.

I manage a couple small restaurants around town which consumes my life. Working towards owning my own in the very near future. Currently mapping out my airstream travel-fest next summer. If you have one, message me.

making pancakes
identifying terrible music when it comes on
guessing the time of day,
texting things that would sound funny if i said them but don't translate well when read
making meals with alcohol
coming up with great businesses that would never work but you'd love to see anyway.

I'm tall and white.

Books: Cookbooks mostly...
Irvine Welsh, Chuck Palahniuk, Pete Dexter, Orwell, Kerouac, Hunter S. Thompson, Adam Gnade, Michael Ian Black.

Movies: network, casino, man on wire, the thing, little shoppe of horrors, anything totally shitty but awesome (feral man), night of the living dead,CON AIR, attack the block, thrashin, lucky number slevin. Also, funny things.

Music: everything. Seriously I like rap, metal, alternative, some country, some orchestra, punk, classic rock, surf and crooning. God, I wish I was a crooner.

Shows: The Wire, Breaking Bad, X-files, Wheel of Fortune,

Food: Everything as long as its not bland. Tacos, sushi, sushi tacos, indian...

salt
coconut water
google/dictionary
caffeine
my cat caroline
sharp utensils

Food, design, soda pop, douche bags and how they get so douchey but yet seem so happy about it.

Working, seeing a movie, or making way too elaborate a meal

I invented the doritos locos taco.
I listen to cannible corpse while getting a pedicure.
I'm a total softy...