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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Working on University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mine's a tale that can't be told, my freedom...wait no. That's not quite right, that's Zeppelin.

Being a Gemini it depends how the wind is blowing that day (har, har. I feel the need to note Gemini is an air/wind sign for those unaware). I sincerely hope you saw what I did there. I have a few fine qualities, punctuality for one. And less attractive ones, bad posture for another.

I dislike clubbing, people discussing college football, Coach purses, girls with excessive tattoos, and people's general opinion of the prices of drinks served at the restaurant I am employed.

More often than not lost in thought.

I enjoy non sequiturs.

I'm not a rebel, anarchist or conformist. I'm not a rocker, surfer, artist, or poet. I'm not a bro, dude, or crazy cat. I'm just guy in the center of a crowd; looking blankly towards the sky wandering what the hell I'm doing there.

I wish I could sustain myself on a diet solely consisting of cereal.

Here, have something serious. Personal fitness is important to me. Suffering from major depression, personal/social anxiety disorders and hating myself for the last 7 years, I'm working on bettering myself. Being active and sociable does wonders. I enjoy lifting weights and doing cardio. Looking to be more active like riding bikes, kayaking, hiking, yoga or practicing the airplane in a lake. Just remember, "Nobody puts baby in a corner."

I know more lyrics to Madonna songs than you.

Taylor Swift is a guilty pleasure.

I want to dance like this. Every morning, for the rest of my life

As a public service, I message guys who accidentally list their gender as female.

To all the 'hot' polyamorous couples on here; Stop being greedy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to Officer's school so when someone refers to me as, "a gentleman and a scholar", I can kindly retort, "No, thank you. I am an Officer and a Gentleman."

Due to the influx of questions pertaining to which branch I am enlisted, I feel I should add a disclaimer. I have no affiliation with the Armed Forces. Please take note of my dry humor.

I just Googled myself. Let's say I wasn't pleased with the other people that share my name. There was a Jedi Knight on one of their Facebook's though.

Pursuing a degree in Mathematics and Computer Science with concentration on Pre-Engineering, possibly to achieve a Master's in Aerospace Engineering.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble. Jigsaw puzzles. Sketching Snoopy. Small crafty things.

Putting $42.01 worth of gas in my car. Due to the decrease of oil prices, it's now $33.01.

Posing in an awkward position underneath the shower stream as I await eagerly for the temperature to adjust.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People used to say I look like Paul Rudd. Ask me why some other time :/

My profile picture dates a few years back, if you care enough to want to see a more recent, politely ask. I obviously don't care enough to put more up publicly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A lot of books; open to discussion.

I don't care what you say, Doctor Who is just bad television.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Not using this box for anything else, so here's some food for thought:

Something's amiss with the male population in Charlotte. 90% of OKC recommendations are from the Charlotte area.

There's a correlation between girls that like football and Christianity; I think it has something to do with Hail Mary's.

Update: OKC sent me an email saying I'm one of the hottest people on the site! I find it oddly interesting it's the same day OKC decided to hide everyone's photos and replace them with charcoal colored Minecraft blocks...Thanks for the effort though OKC.

OKC says 1 person rated me highly....I'm skeptical about that. I think they just want a $15 monthly subscription. I'm not curious enough to gamble that. No need to be coy. A new systems is in order; Message me and tell me what you think. I wonder if this is a violation of the site....Seriously, I only consider myself a modest 7.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which side of my mouth is getting most the attention when I brush my teeth? Spoiler: top left.

How many messages bisexual women must have received on here from men to feel the need to leave a footnote in all caps lock not to message for sex.

Who decided 3 seconds was the appropriate and optimal time for a countdown. There are a lot of botched operations because of the confusion between going on three or three than go. I strongly believe adding a 4th second would clear up the miscommunication (fuck you OKC, that is a god damn word ~ right, back to the topic at hand), achieving a 96% increased success rate of plans that require the countdown. Consequently resulting in a 300% decrease in comedy.

Those porn bots, and fake profiles who's user names are Cuddlycat5583. Then all the real people who wanted to use that name but can't now.

Wanting to wipe the pine straw off the roofs of people's houses.

Something/someone that doesn't exist. <==this person (Not the polymath, the metaphor)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, jogging, drinking, reading. Any combination of at least 2 of those, following suit in that order.

Playing the shit out of Mario Kart 8.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The name I wanted wasn't available so I combined two of the suggestions. The product is unarguably awesome.

I also cut my own hair.

I may or may not be using a Super Mario Bros. blanket as a curtain.

I've microwaved pastry strudels before.

I get large avocados from Kroger but only enter them in as regular avocados at the self-checkout.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to watch scary movies together over Skype.

Take dancing lessons.

Wish to watch Broadway shows,

You like watching the world burn.

You're a Gemini, so we can double date. Original.

You want to dance and sing hits from the 70s,80s, and/or 90s completely smashed. Disney tunes applicable.

You want to eat ice cream while watching Top Gear in pajamas.

You have an idea as to where whores go

You can rip me from the monotonous and mundane daily ritual that is my life.

You wish to accompany me to the Harry Potter amusement park. Or a 3 hour drive to the beach.

I've noticed a lot of girls listing The Catcher and the Rye as their favorite book. While I hate the book, as a male I can understand and relate to Holden's mentality at that age. But for a female, I'm curious to know what you took from it and what makes it your favorite. Discuss.

You're an ESFP. On a personal level, as an ISTJ I generally mesh well with those who talk a lot, beaming with energy, and relish in spontaneity.