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32 Little Ferry, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Today – 12:29pm
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Has cats
My self-summary
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I grew up in Portland, OR. I have a cabin at Mt Hood, my outdoor activities are in accordance with this upbringing.

Looking for someone to lay in a meadow with and look at clouds. I'll bring music if you bring snacks.

I can tell if we'll get along or not by your shoes. For serious.
What I’m doing with my life
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I build things for people in bands that may or may not be better at music than me. Probably maybe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rhetorical wit? Sarcasm, noticing little things that strike me as odd, having more fun than anyone else, making 5-minute friends, finding things on the internet, breaking records, pegging celebrity voice-over work, banter, tortilla throwing, tree climbing and guitar, or so I'm told.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I suppose I'm loud when excited, either that or my awesome dance moves. A wardrobe dominated by green and yellow.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Do like:

Parks and Rec, Archer, It's Always Sunny, South Park, The Wire, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Aaron Sorkin, Breaking Bad, Discovery Channel...

Blues music #1, Umphrey's McGee, Phish, New Orleans Brass, The Band, Cream, J5, 90's rap, Peter Gabriel, Velvet Underground, Portugal. The Man, Blitzen Trapper, Bowie, The Stones, Flight of the Conchords, Tea Leaf Green, Mana.

Tacos, Pizzicato, Elephant's

Ducks, A's, Chargers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The origins of the universe in a Morgan Freeman voice. Almost entirely.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Eating pizza and listening to music. Playing along with my guitar. Cat naps.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm [no longer] terrified of revolving doors. But I did have really unimpressive cancer!
You should message me if
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You'd like to converse, and enjoy hilarity, don't have Tom's shoes, think the zombie situation is completely exaggerated, and are willing to go to the zoo, a lot. If you enjoy otters, guitar solos, happy thoughts and wear clothes that have color to them.