Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One summer my tree fort was struck down by the lightning of a
My weaknesses include puppies and the sharp corners of coffee
I love to cook.
My candied-bacon wrapped chicken is so alarmingly delicious that it
will engage your fight-or-flight response.
My Myers-Briggs personality is "Ask again later" no matter how many
times I shake it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a Software Engineer in the health care field building
software out of ones and zeros.
I use my free time to pursue:
- Martial Arts: I've trained mostly in Tang Soo Do (Korean) but
I've also been involved in MMA, Kung Fu, and Taekwondo.
- Playing the guitar or ukulele.
- Board Games: I've been on a kick lately to find the perfect
- Home Brewing: Bringing the miracle of beer/cider into the
-Traveling/Exploring: If there's a unique food, place, or event I
will find it!
- Convincing Liam Neeson to become my spirit guide.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The Song of Storms.
Corrupting the Monopoly banker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I devour books. I gravitate towards fiction and favor influences of
fantasy and sci-fi but good writing can easily overcome genre
Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Philip Pullman, Neil
Gaiman, Terry Pratchett.
Make me laugh, gasp, or think.
Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spirited Away, Donnie
Darko, Serenity, Fight Club, Fearless, and just about anything
Disney or Pixar churn out.
IT Crowd, Archer, Adventure Time, Futurama , Arrested Development,
Parks and Rec, Firefly, Louie, Cutthroat Kitchen.
I tend to listen to a lot of different stuff but some of my
favorite bands/artists are:
Rise Against, Reel Big Fish, Bobby Darin, Gaelic Storm, Great Big
Sea, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.
Give me something new, something exotic, or failing that I have a
special place in my heart for seafood (sushi++).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet... I probably rely on it far too much.
2. Books. As much as I like the internet I would much rather have a
solid book in my hand to escape into another world.
3. Cheesy Kung Fu movies. Set them to mute and do your own voice
overs for maximum awesomeness.
4. A Towel. Let me know if you get the reference. : )
5. A sense of humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How could anyone possibly fail at assembling the monkey on Legends
of the Hidden Temple?! It was only three pieces! Bank vaults should
consider using monkey-tech for their locks.
One time I thought about the apocalypse. There were no zombies.
Just people sacrificing their morality for dwindling resources as
all the achievements of culture faded from memory. It was bleak and
I don't think about the apocalypse anymore.
I think about cake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk with power. Power is kind of a lightweight, though, so the
night usually ends with me dragging it home after it makes a string
of poor decisions. Just great, power.
I count a night well spent if it involves live music, meeting up
with friends, or trying something completely new.
I could also be building a pillow-fort or attaching googly eyes to
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The last time I was in the ocean I was bit by a dolphin.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You prefer Carpe Diem over YOLO, crave adventure, and can function
as a flotation device in case of a water landing.
Ok the last one isn't necessary, but you at least should willing to
go halfsies on a floating door.
Regardless, If you have similar interests or are just really cool
you should let me know.
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