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27 Milwaukee, WI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 25
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One summer my tree fort was struck down by the lightning of a jealous god.

My weaknesses include puppies and the sharp corners of coffee tables.

I love to cook.
My candied-bacon wrapped chicken is so alarmingly delicious that it will engage your fight-or-flight response.

My Myers-Briggs personality is "Ask again later" no matter how many times I shake it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a Software Engineer in the health care field building software out of ones and zeros.

I use my free time to pursue:
- Martial Arts: I've trained mostly in Tang Soo Do (Korean) but I've also been involved in MMA, Kung Fu, and Taekwondo.
- Playing the guitar or ukulele.
- Board Games: I've been on a kick lately to find the perfect one!
- Home Brewing: Bringing the miracle of beer/cider into the world.
-Traveling/Exploring: If there's a unique food, place, or event I will find it!
- Convincing Liam Neeson to become my spirit guide.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart.
The Song of Storms.
Corrupting the Monopoly banker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I devour books. I gravitate towards fiction and favor influences of fantasy and sci-fi but good writing can easily overcome genre boundaries.
Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Philip Pullman, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett.

Make me laugh, gasp, or think.
Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spirited Away, Donnie Darko, Serenity, Fight Club, Fearless, and just about anything Disney or Pixar churn out.

IT Crowd, Archer, Adventure Time, Futurama , Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Louie, Cutthroat Kitchen.

I tend to listen to a lot of different stuff but some of my favorite bands/artists are:
Rise Against, Reel Big Fish, Bobby Darin, Gaelic Storm, Great Big Sea, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

Give me something new, something exotic, or failing that I have a special place in my heart for seafood (sushi++).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet... I probably rely on it far too much.
2. Books. As much as I like the internet I would much rather have a solid book in my hand to escape into another world.
3. Cheesy Kung Fu movies. Set them to mute and do your own voice overs for maximum awesomeness.
4. A Towel. Let me know if you get the reference. : )
5. A sense of humor
6. Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How could anyone possibly fail at assembling the monkey on Legends of the Hidden Temple?! It was only three pieces! Bank vaults should consider using monkey-tech for their locks.

Whether there's a special circle in Hell for people who leave out mixed bowls of Skittles and M&Ms. Dante's Inferno must have missed one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drunk with power. Power is kind of a lightweight, though, so the night usually ends with me dragging it home after it makes a string of poor decisions. Just great, power.

I count a night well spent if it involves live music, meeting up with friends, or trying something completely new.

I could also be building a pillow-fort or attaching googly eyes to household appliances.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The last time I was in the ocean I was bit by a dolphin.
True story.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You prefer Carpe Diem over YOLO, crave adventure, and can function as a flotation device in case of a water landing.

Ok the last one isn't necessary, but you at least should willing to go halfsies on a floating door.

In any case if you have similar interests or are just really cool you should let me know. :-)