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26 M Milwaukee, WI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:22pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
I was born at a young age. Surviving the Great Paper Cut of 1997 I went on to train my hands to break bricks, and my legs to break dance. This fostered a thirst for craft beer, Japanese'd fish, and adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Software Engineer in the health care field building software out of ones and zeros.

I use my free time to pursue:
- Martial Arts: I've trained mostly in Tang Soo Do (Korean) but I've also been involved in MMA, Kung Fu, and Taekwondo.
- Playing the guitar or ukulele.
- Board Games: I've been on a kick lately to find the perfect one!
- Home Brewing: Bringing the miracle of beer/cider into the world.
-Traveling/Exploring: If there's a unique food, place, or event I will find it!
- Convincing Liam Neeson to become my spirit guide.
I’m really good at
Mario Kart.
The Song of Storms.
Corrupting the Monopoly banker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I devour books. I gravitate towards fiction and favor influences of fantasy and sci-fi but good writing can easily overcome genre boundaries.
Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Philip Pullman, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett.

Make me laugh, gasp, or think. Just don't make me bored.
Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spirited Away, Donnie Darko, Serenity, Fight Club, Fearless.

TV Shows
IT Crowd, Archer, How I Met Your Mother, Futurama , Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Louie.

I tend to listen to a lot of different stuff but some of my favorite bands/artists are:
Rise Against, Reel Big Fish, Bobby Darin, Gaelic Storm, Great Big Sea, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

Give me something new, something exotic, or failing that I have a special place in my heart for seafood (sushi++).
The six things I could never do without
1. Internet... I probably rely on it far too much.
2. Books. As much as I like the internet I would much rather have a solid book in my hand to escape into another world.
3. Cheesy Kung Fu movies. Set them to mute and do your own voice overs for maximum awesomeness.
4. A Towel. Let me know if you get the reference. : )
5. A sense of humor
6. Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How could anyone possibly fail at assembling the monkey on Legends of the Hidden Temple?! It was only three pieces! Bank vaults should consider using monkey-tech for their locks.

One time I thought about the apocalypse. There were no zombies. Just people sacrificing their morality for dwindling resources as all the achievements of culture faded from memory. It was bleak and depressing.
I don't think about the apocalypse anymore.
I think about cake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk with power. Power is kind of a lightweight, though, so the night usually ends with me dragging it home after it makes a string of poor decisions. Just great, power.

I count a night well spent if it involves live music, meeting up with friends, or trying something completely new.

I could also be building a pillow-fort or attaching googly eyes to household appliances.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The last time I was in the ocean I was bit by a dolphin.
True story.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You prefer Carpe Diem over YOLO, crave adventure, and can function as a flotation device in case of a water landing.

Ok the last one isn't necessary, but you at least should willing to go halfsies on a floating door.

Regardless, If you have similar interests or are just really cool you should let me know.