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taekwonduck

27 Milwaukee, WI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
One summer my tree fort was struck down by the lightning of a jealous god.

My weaknesses include puppies and the sharp corners of coffee tables.

I love to cook.
My candied-bacon wrapped chicken is so alarmingly delicious that it will engage your fight-or-flight response.

I'd rather my profile read like a comedy instead of an epitaph.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a Software Engineer in the health care field building software out of ones and zeros.

I use my free time to pursue:
- Martial Arts: I've trained mostly in Tang Soo Do (Korean) but I've also been involved in MMA, Kung Fu, and Taekwondo.
- Playing the guitar or ukulele.
- Board Games: I've been on a kick lately to find the perfect one!
- Home Brewing: Bringing the miracle of beer/cider into the world.
-Traveling/Exploring: If there's a unique food, place, or event I will find it!
- Convincing Liam Neeson to become my spirit guide.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart.
Lego-Mcgyvering.
Improvisation.
The Song of Storms.
Corrupting the Monopoly banker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
I devour books. I gravitate towards fiction and favor influences of fantasy and sci-fi but good writing can easily overcome genre boundaries.
Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Philip Pullman, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett.

Movies:
Make me laugh, gasp, or think.
Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Princess Mononoke, Donnie Darko, Serenity, Fight Club, Fearless, and just about anything Disney or Pixar can churn out.

TV:
IT Crowd, Archer, Adventure Time, Futurama , Shark Tank, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Rick & Morty, Cutthroat Kitchen.

Music:
I tend to listen to a lot of different stuff but some of my favorite bands/artists are:
The Kooks, Reel Big Fish, Bobby Darin, Gaelic Storm, Great Big Sea, Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

Food:
Give me something new, something exotic, or failing that I have a special place in my heart for seafood (sushi++).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Internet... I probably rely on it far too much.
2. Books. As much as I like the internet I would much rather have a solid book in my hand to escape into another world.
3. Cheesy Kung Fu movies. Set them to mute and do your own voice overs for maximum awesomeness.
4. A Towel. Let me know if you get the reference. : )
5. A sense of humor
6. Adventure
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How could anyone possibly fail at assembling the monkey on Legends of the Hidden Temple?! It was only three pieces! Bank vaults should consider using monkey-tech for their locks.

Whether there's a special circle in Hell for people who leave out mixed bowls of Skittles and M&Ms. Dante's Inferno must have missed one.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to fit as much music, friends, and new experiences as I can into the night.

I could also be building a pillow-fort or attaching googly eyes to household appliances. It has been known to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like to leave pennies face-up in public areas for people to find. Who couldn't use a bit more luck? :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You prefer Carpe Diem over YOLO, have an adventurous streak, or at least agree that sharing a floating door is more romantic than watching your significant other drown in the Atlantic. I'm looking at you James Cameron!

In any event if you laughed at all while reading this you should probably let me know. For science.