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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 24
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 6" (1.68m)
Body Type
Average build
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Personality hybrid of Andy Dwyer and Ben Wyatt.

My weaknesses include puppies and the sharp corners of coffee tables.

I love brewery tours, live music, obscure festivals, and cooking.

My candied-bacon wrapped chicken is so alarmingly delicious it will engage your fight-or-flight response.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as a Software Engineer in the health care field building software out of ones and zeros.

I use my free time to pursue:
- Martial Arts: I've trained mostly in Tang Soo Do (Korean) but I've also been involved in MMA, Kung Fu, and Taekwondo.
- Playing the guitar or ukulele.
- Board Games: I've been on a kick lately to find the perfect one!
- Home Brewing: Bringing the miracle of beer/cider into the world.
-Traveling/Exploring: If there's a unique food, place, or event I will find it!
- Convincing Liam Neeson to become my spirit guide.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario Kart.
The Song of Storms.
Corrupting the Monopoly banker.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I devour books. I gravitate towards fiction and favor influences of fantasy and sci-fi but good writing can easily overcome genre boundaries.
Stephen King, Douglas Adams, Isaac Asimov, Philip Pullman, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett.

Make me laugh, gasp, or think.
Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Princess Mononoke, Indiana Jones, Avengers, Serenity, Fight Club, Fearless, and just about anything Disney or Pixar can churn out.

IT Crowd, Archer, Adventure Time, Futurama , It's Always Sunny, Parks and Rec, Firefly, Rick & Morty, Cutthroat Kitchen, and of course Game of Thrones.

Give me something new, something exotic, or failing that I have a special place in my heart for seafood (sushi++).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor
Impromptu jam sessions
That next book in the series
Garden Salsa
Friends & Family (includes the pup)
Starting to make cookies/brownies but then eating like half the dough and not wanting the cookies/brownies any more but baking them anyway and foisting them on friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why my ukulele keeps going out of tune the minute I put it down.

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM.

Whether there's a special circle in Hell for people who leave out mixed bowls of Skittles and M&Ms, because there should be!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. Festivals, dancing, concerts, theater? Please. Games, movies, dinner, drinks, karaoke? Absolutely.

I may instead be building a blanket-fort or attaching googly eyes to household appliances. It has been known to happen.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to leave pennies face-up in public areas for people to find. Who couldn't use a bit more luck? :)

** I've been informed that I might be wasting my time here. Does anyone still pick up lucky pennies? Where is all this excess luck piling up?!
You should message me if
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You prefer Carpe Diem over YOLO, have an adventurous streak, or at least agree that sharing a floating door is more romantic than watching your significant other drown in the Atlantic. I'm looking at you James Cameron!

In any event if you laughed at all while reading this you should probably let me know. For science.