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35 Philadelphia, PA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:10pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), LISP (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Slovenian (Somewhat), Ancient Greek (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I was recently described as, "classic but willing to experiment" and it fits me well. A fun loving, first date paying, traditional American boy all grown up. Lived in Philly long enough for it to feel like home, but still daydreaming of other locales. Overall its been good , but still love finding new things. I'm goofy and occaasinally highly rational, I enjoy explaining things but know that a lot of times when people are bitch ing they really just want to vent and not an explaination. Finding someone special isn't about finding the prettiest girl; I want to find a woman who's as impressive to talk to as they are to look at.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an international jewel thief with a heart of gold, trying to avenge my father's death and finally break free from this life of intrigue and danger. Along the way, I plan on becoming a professional brewer, getting a Masters degree in political science, and teaching English overseas.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling inappropriate this. Jack, John, and Jill get shipwrecked on a desert island. They find food, water, make shelter, etc. After a few weeks they realize they may not be getting rescued. Over time, men and women start to do, what men and women do when theyre stuck together... One morning Jill wakes up and says to herself, "This isnt right. I love two different men. I feel so guilty. I cant keep living this way." and she goes to the top of a mountain, throws herself off and dies. Jack and John wake up, they search for Jill, eventually they find her, and are both heartbroken... But time goes on, and Jack and John are still stuck on this island together. Over time, men start to do what men do when they are stuck together. Well a few weeks later Jack wakes up and says to John, "This isnt right. I feel so guilty. I cant keep living this way." and John replies, "Youre right. I think we need to bury Jill."
The first things people usually notice about me
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My glasses, then my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Steinbeck, Vonnegut, Eggers, Klosterman, Ellis, King, Niven, Gaiman...

Movies: Run Ronnie Run, Old Boy, Old Zombie movies, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Moonrise kingdom, Wet Hot American Summer, New Zombie Movies, Caddyshack, Johnny Dangerously, In Brouges, Zoolander...

Comedy Shows: Henry Rollins, David Cross, Daniel Tosh, Ron White

TV Shows: Mindy Project, Futurama, Arrested Development, Workaholics, Archer, Walking Dead, 30 Rock, Colbert Report, Wire, Star Wars Clone Wars, Firefly, Deadwood, Rome, Breaking Bad, Pulling, Metalocalypse.

Food: I dont eat seafood. For realsies.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Glasses, cell, too many ties, the internet, my sense of humor, an idea of how really good life can be.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What it is I'm supposed to do with my life. Being happy is so easy, and yet sometimes it seems so hard. I have a challenging job, and I'm really good at it, but there's a lot more to life, and Im not as good at those things. ( heh, why am I on a dating site? )

also, Zombie apocalypse.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At Bob and Barbras, listeing to jazz, playing Pacman, and trashtalking against the ghosts. One of my favorite memories involved a friend and I who got so into the trash talking that we ended up with a dozen people rooting us on, "Ohhh"ing and "Ahhh" ing as we played pacman. Weird, but awesome.

Also, just laying in bed and watching netflix. telling myself I should go out and "live life to the fullest" but feeling like some of the best times are just laying in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a botched tattoo. Its ok, I got a refund for it. It was supposed to be a 12-inch ruler on my penis, but the guy ran out of room just before he got to two.

FYI I don't believe anyone who messages me is actually real until I meet them. So if I treat you like you may be an attractive woman OR you may also be a guy in a third world country trying to scam me for money OR you may be a guy in a first world country who just wants to lock me in their basement "bring out the gimp" style OR a computer program that's designed to get me to navigate to specific websites don't be offended.
You should message me if
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You like guys with glasses, or semi-upstanding citizens, or a guy who holds doors not just for his date but for old ladies too, or if you laughed at the necrophiliac joke in my "Im really good at" section.