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eloquentitis

28 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's hard explaining puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

I believe in being my own man. I rarely take others' word for it; I like to experience first-hand.

I keep busy, especially in my spare time. I never find myself bored, and I like people who are the same way.

I'm into facetious humor, sarcasm, wit, and puns. Sex is an important part of my life, but I'm most stimulated by confidence, playfulness, and overall, well, life.

And lastly, what do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
...'ell if I know
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making new friends. Working for a local startup. Turning my passion into a fruitful career. Self development. Sentence fragments.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
word play
taking a hint
scrabble
grammar
mixing cocktails
my poker face
doing the hanky panky
not winning Cards Against Humanity
going down rabbit holes
making websites
finding complex strategies for doing simple tasks
writing my friends' OKCupid profiles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My east-coast charm & my blue eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A Thousand Splendid Suns, The Kite Runner, Vonnegut, Huxley, Steinbeck, and the Harry Potter series.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Amores Perros, Forrest Gump, Old School, Pan's Labyrinth, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Office Space, FMJ, Road to Perdition, The Good The Bad and the Ugly

TV: The Wire, Archer, True Detective, Girls, House of Cards, Entourage, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, South Park, X Files, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld

Music:
Bonobo, Shpongle, The XX, The Presets, Nas, Sublime, RHCP, Pantera, Latryrx, The Fugees, AiC, Iron Maiden, Blackalicious, Groove Armada, Hieroglyphics, Wu Tang, whatever else Spotify recommends.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bourbon
a job
my own place
reading material
good coffee
Tacos
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
tacos vs quesadillas
whether or not I locked the door/my car
why my keys aren't on the hook
other people's workflows
how awesome it is how things just come together
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're bedroom-submissive, but assertive in life
You have a wonderful relationship with red wine & Netflix
You like a balance of going out and staying in
You own the complete Seinfeld DVD collection
Or you just want to be friends.

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