rampant under-achiever, capricious, subject to bouts of ominous dread and existential angst. often takes moments to appreciate things. not overly social. bad at most things. unusually optimistic most of the time.
this site makes me feel painfully immature but I feel goofy writing serious things on a dating website.

and on a completely different note.... my company just relocated me to Calgary for work sooooo... I guess I'm doing that now. Also: becaaaause I just moved here I'm really not looking for dating.just friends. Everyone is friend zoned right now haha. I just want to meet cool people.

Listening to Toys that kill and sending my best friend bad pictures of myself.

I work a mind-numbingly boring job for a window company that is neither lucrative or fulfilling, but I have a lot of great coworkers and usually get to listen to my ipod all day so I guess there's that.

tripping on the sidewalk cracks.

staying happy/not letting things get me mad. Infact, I've only lost my temper twice in my life. Once when I was a kid and my parents sprayed me with the hose to calm me down and then recently after an 84 hour greyhound misadventure where, upon arrival I proceeded to swear and yell belligerently at a poor greyhound employee. (Which I felt really bad about afterwards and also apologized while I was yelling because I knew he couldn't do anything)

I'unno? MR F

I am not very good at dressing myself and pretty much can always be found in jeans and a t-shirt/hoody. sorry fancypantses.... I'm not a dresser upper.

The queers.Teen Idols, mixtapes. House boat. ,hextalls . Masked intruder, reigning sound... just annoying pop punk I guess and other stuff too like T.Rex, Tom Waits, Hayden, Dylan, cheap girls, the replacements, toys that kill

movies: Bill murray ones and david lynch stuff, monty python.

books? bukowski, al burian, burroughs

food: Beer. Bland plain boring things and just straight up vegetables.

coffee.
socks
... I don't know. whatever.

How I feel childish standing next to tall business women. They're scary!

"what if my phone glitches and I accidentally hit the 'like' button on this disgusting google search and then everybody on facebook will think I'm gross but I'm really just passing my time looking up weird and gross google searches!" ... is pretty much also always on my mind.

How people can eat full meals on public transit. public transit in general/ route option anxiety.

passed out drunk infront of a club embarrassing you.

just kidding. probably tired and reading. Saturday night's are better go-out nights. Usually somewhere drinking a delicious beer with friends.

I'm a fairly open book these days.

you are todd congelliere.
you think zombies are dumb.
you don't mind that instead of getting my shit together I just move across the country all the time. hah!
you just want friends. I just want friends, pal.