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takesbaths

29 Kungsholmen, Sweden Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Religion
Atheism
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Swedish
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in Africa, Sweden, and New England. I spent most of my youth in Sweden, but my accent only comes out when I drink a little too much (a normal Swedish amount).

I've been in the city for like 7 years now, and I think I'm starting to get the hang of it. Every time I think I've figured out what's interesting it opens like a darn onion and an even more interesting layer of things to do unveils itself. I'm always down for cultural exchange of interesting things to do. Everything from new places to eat to parties that makes you pause and wonder if you're really okay with what's going on.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wondering when I will have time to process all the stuff, but not having time because of all the stuff.

If it's not clear, I like doing stuff.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Giving massages and giving them often
- Lifting heavy things
- Safewords and consent (and stuff)
- Living out of a backpack
- Not being bored
- Growing a beard
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
As much as I would like to list things I like in detail, I don' t think people's tastes in books or movies actually say a lot about them. The important things to mention are that I like to read, I like to see movies, and I love to eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Baths
2. Backscratches
3. Being jacked into the net
4. Audiobooks/podcasts
5. Scheduled time for working out at least every other day
6. Travel
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Etymology.

What's wrong with the status quo (politics and gender, etc)

Silly pop trivia.

Naked people. Food. Good naps. More food and naked people.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A list a made a while back of my Fridays.

Feb 20: Got stoned for the first time in a year and looked at the stars in the Caribbean night sky.

Feb 13: Friday the 13th. Took one if my best friends to a spa and a great dinner. Then went home, took half a Xanax and slept for 14 hours.

Feb 6: Went to a lesbian erotica reading. Then drank scotch and played fishbowl with a group of friends.

Jan 30: Flew to Dallas because I had never been to Texas. Played with guns, hung out in McMansions, and helped a new friend shave her head.

Jan 23: Had dinner with by brother, my cousin, and the first really close friend I made in New York. We had tequila, and tacos. Then beers at my favorite dive bar. My old boss showed up and we had a snowball fight.

Jan 16: It's rather fuzzy. I remember lots of martinis and some burlesque. The next day's hangover on the other hand is firmly planted in my memory.

Jan 9: Friend's birthday. He likes beer and dancing, so we drank beer and danced.

Jan 2: Still recovering from New Years and jet lag. Seamless and Netflix. I discovered Always Sunny in Philadelphia and watched all of it.

Dec 26: Old friend's birthday in Stockholm. Lots of mead and darkness.

Dec 19: Day drinking in Paris. Gave a new friend moral support while she flashed Paris from the Eiffel tower.

Dec 12: Day drinking and 8 hour walk in London. Touristy stuff.

Dec 5: "Day" drinking in Iceland hostel. Too fucking cold and dark to walk around for more than an hour. Roomed with Australians and gained a new appreciation for the word cunt.

Apparently I drink a lot on Fridays (and when I travel). The rest of the days I'm usually boringly at the gym at 7AM.
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