Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"
I'm pretty sure you're 89% asshole and 11% Taco Bell.
- Me, according to my mother.
No but seriously I am TERRIBAD at replying. I usually check it,
forget to reply and then fly into the sun. For this I'm sorry
Instead of another revamp, I'll just leave you with a
I love DnD and play avidly with a few buddies of mine.
beware the crazy white women and their devil vagina magic.
My name is Mariah, but I go by Riah, so please stick with
Okay I had a mini-rant here about how I love grammar and such but
at this point I sound like a douche and that's not cool. So, uh..
Baby ducks are the bomb. The end.
I spend too much time on tumblr, I play various MMO RPGS, my best
friend is Dennis; and we watch gay porn together just to let you
all know, aha.
Friends are honestly a big part of my life. That doesn't mean I
need their approval over you, so please don't think I'm one of
those people. It means I want someone who's going to geek out with
me, be romantic with me, be stupid, gross, childish and downright
mean with me. I want a partner in crime, a lover, and a best
Well obviously another best friend because my first one is gay and
hates vagina so that counts me out, bahaha. Seriously though, just
message me and we'll chat. I love talking to people, and even if
you screwed me over in the past, stole my bike or blew up earth;
chances are I'll hear what you have to say.
One more thing, I also love to draw and sing. Seriously, it doesn't
matter how big or small the task is I'm doing, I'll probably be
singing to myself. I use a wacom tablet to draw, and I can safely
say I'm getting better at it. So yeah, FREE DRAWINGS ANYONE?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Driving my car to work, driving it back. Also playing copious
amounts of video games because videyeah! /puns
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spending hours on the internet, making inappropriate jokes, and
listening to people.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no shame, and I'm hopelessly awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here are a few of my favorite artists/bands; but this is by no
means all of them to any extent:
Rise Against - My ultimate favorite.
Red Hot Chili Peppers
System of A Down
30 Seconds to Mars
And many more, but long lists are boring.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
c. my best friend.
d. violent video games.
f. a need to get out of bed every day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That secretly Joss Whedon throws slumber parties with other
producers just to plot how to crush our hearts even further.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sitting at my house with Dennis; sitting exactly beside each other
on our laptops, gaming in silence until our need for food/cigarette
unites us in a synchronized nod of the heads.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't actually hate squirrels anymore.
But spiders still suck.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to. I'll talk to anyone, even if in a past life we were
mortal enemies. As long as you keep up a decent conversation, it's
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