takethecookies
23 Walnut Cove, NC
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My self-summary
"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

I'm pretty sure you're 89% asshole and 11% Taco Bell.
- Me, according to my mother.
No but seriously I am TERRIBAD at replying. I usually check it, forget to reply and then fly into the sun. For this I'm sorry broskis.

Instead of another revamp, I'll just leave you with a factoid.
I love DnD and play avidly with a few buddies of mine.
beware the crazy white women and their devil vagina magic.

My name is Mariah, but I go by Riah, so please stick with that.

Okay I had a mini-rant here about how I love grammar and such but at this point I sound like a douche and that's not cool. So, uh.. Baby ducks are the bomb. The end.

I spend too much time on tumblr, I play various MMO RPGS, my best friend is Dennis; and we watch gay porn together just to let you all know, aha.

Friends are honestly a big part of my life. That doesn't mean I need their approval over you, so please don't think I'm one of those people. It means I want someone who's going to geek out with me, be romantic with me, be stupid, gross, childish and downright mean with me. I want a partner in crime, a lover, and a best friend.

Well obviously another best friend because my first one is gay and hates vagina so that counts me out, bahaha. Seriously though, just message me and we'll chat. I love talking to people, and even if you screwed me over in the past, stole my bike or blew up earth; chances are I'll hear what you have to say.

One more thing, I also love to draw and sing. Seriously, it doesn't matter how big or small the task is I'm doing, I'll probably be singing to myself. I use a wacom tablet to draw, and I can safely say I'm getting better at it. So yeah, FREE DRAWINGS ANYONE?
What I’m doing with my life
Driving my car to work, driving it back. Also playing copious amounts of video games because videyeah! /puns
I’m really good at
Spending hours on the internet, making inappropriate jokes, and listening to people.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no shame, and I'm hopelessly awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cheesecake.

Here are a few of my favorite artists/bands; but this is by no means all of them to any extent:

Rise Against - My ultimate favorite.
Paramore
The Offspring
Ciara
NOFX
Marilyn Manson
Evanescence
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Serj Tankian
System of A Down
Dub FX
Ephixa
Modestep
30 Seconds to Mars
Green Day
Nirvana
And many more, but long lists are boring.
The six things I could never do without
a. oxygen.
b. sleep.
c. my best friend.
d. violent video games.
e. food.
f. a need to get out of bed every day.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That secretly Joss Whedon throws slumber parties with other producers just to plot how to crush our hearts even further.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at my house with Dennis; sitting exactly beside each other on our laptops, gaming in silence until our need for food/cigarette unites us in a synchronized nod of the heads.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't actually hate squirrels anymore.
But spiders still suck.
You should message me if
You want to. I'll talk to anyone, even if in a past life we were mortal enemies. As long as you keep up a decent conversation, it's all good.
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