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taketheweather

51 M Alameda, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 42–51
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm a successful freelance copywriter, recently moved here from Boston. If I had to describe myself, and evidently I do, first would be "funny" (I used to work for Hallmark writing humor cards). Then again most guys think they’re a lot funnier than they really are, so take it with a grain of salt. I believe I’m intelligent. Women tell me I’m nice-looking, and some of them aren't even drunk at the time (although my eyes do get squinchy when I smile). I’m definitely a good listener, very into other people and their lives--not one of these guys who adores the sound of his own voice. I can be a smart mouth for sure, but not to hurt or spite. I try not to talk about people behind their backs, and when I do I always feel crappy afterwards. Basically I’m a big-hearted guy looking for a best friend and lifetime love. How awesome if she were you!

Speaking of you: You’re a sweetheart, but also very witty, or cool, or whatever describes that quality that makes you great to talk to and laugh with. People like you. You’re attractive and bear more than a passing resemblance to your photo. You listen well and aren't your own favorite topic (that's an absolute deal-breaker). You’re smart. You can get through an entire sentence without saying the word "like" (it drives me a little crazy, like I'm dating a tweener). You’re self-aware and connected to your inner life. You’re liberal, compassionate toward people in pain or need, seeking peace with yourself and the world. Last thing: Your kisses melt.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working. Parenting. Trying to remember what it's like kissing a female who isn't wearing pink jeggings and an Elmo onesie.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, I guess.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can be a better parent to my daughter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I won a journalism award in college for an article I mostly plagiarized.
You should message me if
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Some people are missing it, so I should be clear: I am the single father of a daughter whom I adopted at birth, on my own, in July 2011. Something to keep in mind when you're deciding whether to write me.