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talentlessclod
38 / M / straight / Single
Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 11" (1.80m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- —
- Sign
- Aquarius and it’s fun to think about
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Science / Tech / Engineering
- Income
- —
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am ten feet tall, bullet proof, and made of solid gold.
My Self-Summary
I live every day like it was meant to be rocked. When I eat my
breakfast, I don't just eat my toast - I rock it! When I get
dressed, I don't just put on pants - I rock my pants one leg at a
time. When I go to the nursery to buy flowers, I don't just buy
perenials - I rock them! Don't let life pass you by! Rock
everything you do!
What I’m doing with my life
Colliding opposing particle beams, of either protons at an energy
of 7 TeV per particle, or lead nuclei at an energy of 574 TeV per
nucleus.
Also, updating my OK Cupid profile.
Also, updating my OK Cupid profile.
I’m really good at
Playing a musical instrument while wearing cumbersome monster
costumes.
The first things people usually notice about me
depending who you are...
1) sense of humour
2) blue eyes
3) my deep vein thrombosis
1) sense of humour
2) blue eyes
3) my deep vein thrombosis
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
recently in my ever changing world
a) Oh Pure and Radian Heart by Lydia Millet;
b) Alien Raiders (don't let the crappy title fool you, great little B picture);
c) Hospice - The Antlers;
d) Half Baked ice cream by Ben & Jerry's
a) Oh Pure and Radian Heart by Lydia Millet;
b) Alien Raiders (don't let the crappy title fool you, great little B picture);
c) Hospice - The Antlers;
d) Half Baked ice cream by Ben & Jerry's
The six things I could never do without
I adhere to the rule of three.
I cannot go more than three hours in a harsh climate without shelter.
I cannot go more than three days without water.
I cannot go more than three months without food.
If you want six items, just repeat the above list again.
I cannot go more than three hours in a harsh climate without shelter.
I cannot go more than three days without water.
I cannot go more than three months without food.
If you want six items, just repeat the above list again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I can say to appeal to you, the OKCupid user.
On a typical Friday night I am
Raising diphthongs before voiceless consonants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have this mole that looks like Bill Cosby...
You should message me if
You want to be my e-robo-cyber-friend.
