My sense of humor can be best described as sarcastic with abit of a crude and sadistic twist. I’m honestly too kind for my own good, and there’s abit of a geek inside me, but that doesn’t mean I’m a push over and can be very outspoken about the things I feel passionate about. I also tend to over analyze everything, and a little overly obsessive about music. I do work a regular 9 to 5 job, but in my spare time I enjoy going to museums, playing soccer, biking, skateboarding, japanese tattoos and art, collecting records, red wine, french and russian literature, playing pool, the occasional dive bar, and watching old cult classic flicks (as well as stupid comedies of the likes of Will Ferrel and early Woody Allen). I should mention my political beliefs are rather liberal, and steer far clear from the traditional oc conservatism.

I work for a software company but tell people in bars that I’m a striving author.

Knowing useless trivia. Picking out good cheap red wine. Identifying cheesy 80s songs.

That I'm tall, dark, and handsome

books-the immoralist, laufacadio's adventures, suedehead, high fidelity, absolute beginners, notes from the underground, the brothers karamazov, anna karenina, dead souls, brave new world, the trial, thus spoke zarathustra, nausea, the wall, the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, candide, the fall, the plague, mother's night, slaughterhouse five, screwtape letters, women, malone dies, etc...

Music- My Bloody Valentine, Ride, Chapterhouse, Cocteau Twins, Slowdive, Suede, Pulp, Blur, Soft Cell, Elliot Smith, Wire, Low, The Smiths/Morrissey, Echo and the Bunneymen, The Kinks, Syd Barret, T Rex, Verve, Red House Painter, The Field Mice, Acid House Kings, Northern Soul, Sarah Records, Creation Records, Slumberland, K Records

But lately, a lot of Swedish bands that sound like British bands in the 80s, that sounded like California bands in the 60s.

Movies- Bottle Rocket, Life Aquatic, Rushmore, Lost In Translation, Love and Death, Manhattan, Bananas, Vertigo, Spellbound, Valley Girl, Star Wars, Real Genius, Science Of Sleep, Burnt By The Sun, Prisoner on the Moutain

good pop records, literature, good food, skateboards, sleep, films

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything.

Updating my okcupid profile

I know someone who knows someone, who knows Alan McGee quite well.

If OkCupid rates us as 100% enemies. I could use an arch nemesis.