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35 Tempe, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18-38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:47pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has cats
My self-summary
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I'm just a really chill, kinda geeky, hopelessly charming, genuine decent dude. And Ive got a wicked sense of humor.
What I’m doing with my life
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I have a job. And most days I dont hate it. It's not particularly challenging which appeases the lethargic sloth in me, but that also makes it boring which pisses off the rebel without a cause in me. And the pay isn't bad, which makes it easier to work for the white devil slave masters.

But when Im not buried in paperwork and tears, I like to go out with my friends to karaoke, bowling, thrift shops, zoos, stand-up comedy, dive bars, festivals and book stores. Im also content just staying in with a redbox or netflix. Down for whatever and up for adventure. Oh and Candy Crush.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Humility and modesty
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I look like Hyde from That '70's Show
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My biggest passion is movies. Watching, making, or mocking. But Im not an art snob about it. Youll never catch me dissecting the philosophy of The Big Lebowski. I love all movies. Good, bad, cheesy. My favorite is Back to the Future.

I only watch shows once theyre out on DVD, or streamed. Current favorites: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, Walking Dead, True Blood, and of course MST3k.

Musically I love John Lennon and Bob Dylan. I also like Ween, Radiohead, Sublime, Nirvana, NOFX, and other punky indie stuff.Hey do you like Huey Lewis and the News?

For books I'm a big fan of pretentious philosophy, pseudo-psychology, cynical humor, Greek mythology, graphic novels, sardonic non-fiction, and of course quantum temporal mechanics. Find what you love and let it kill you.

Food I cant decide between Mexican, Italian, or Chinese. As long as Ive got a Blue Moon.

My favorite comedian is Louis CK
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who I need is somebody that will eat up all my free time, my ego, my attention. Somebody addicted to me. A mutual addiction."
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How will they end Game of Thrones?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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If we ever play Apples to Apples, Im taking your Bill Murray card. No one player should have that much power.