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26 Los Angeles, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 9
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Very often
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Tall, Awkward, Male.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Freelance graphic design work for a self publishing company.

Comedy and Tragedy. They are forever and will forever be one in the same.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Boosting my ego...See.

Also hair; I guess I'm not good at it, but my body is good at making it, in the most awkward of places.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
(All of these are in no particular order, but sort of are because I am lazy but not.) Sort of.

There are also very many missing that my silly mind could not think of because it is flooded with depraved thoughts and old whiskey.

-Chuck Palahniuk
-Stephen King

(too many to write, so here are some of my favorite directors, actors, and films)
-Coen Brothers
-Quentin Tarantino
-Rian Johnson
-Martin Scorsese
-Guy Pearce (actor and director)
-David Gordon Green
-Edgar Wright
-Spike Jonze
-David Fincher
(I'm not going to list favorites that are made by the directors above. I am well aware that some movies made by some of these directors are less liked by myself than others, but I really hate thinking of all the movies I like in one sitting so I guarantee I will get bored very soon)
-Mystery Team
-The Graduate
-Super Troopers
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Back to the Future Trilogy
-Sin City
-Road to Perdition
(Fuck, I am bored already, off to the actors/actresses)
-Joseph Gordon-Levitt
-Donald Glover
-Mary Elizabeth Winstead
-Shia LaBeouf
-Mark Ruffalo
-Sean William Scott
-Amy Adams
-Robert Downey Jr.
-Jamie Bell
-Simon Pegg
-Nick Frost
-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Mark Wahlberg
-Sam Rockwell
(there's more, but I am bored again)

-Arrested Development
-The Mighty Boosh
-That Mitchell and Webb Look
-Freaks and Geeks
-Home Movies
-30 Rock
-Party Down
-Monty Python's Flying Circus
-Chappelle's Show
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
(In no particular order)
1. Comedy
2. Whiskey (Bourbon)
3. Photography (Still or Motion)
4. Family (Mother, Step-Father, and Sister)
5. My bed
6. Chicken
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What happens when you feed a hooker too many beans.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out at a show or watching movies at home.

That mixed with Graphic Design and trying to write funny things to say on stage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've read this far and know who the crack fox is.
Actually, just message anyway and find out who the crack fox is on your'll be happy that you did.

Also, you're a nice person for reading this far down, but how bout you do something about it, eh?