I am a single male living in Grand Rapids, MI.
I hate writing in this format.
I have tattoos on my arms (and one on my back).

Freelance graphic design work for a self publishing company.

Comedy and Tragedy. They are forever and will forever be one in the same.

Boosting my ego...See.

Tall.
Anxious.
Stammering.

(All of these are in no particular order, but sort of are because I am lazy but not.) Sort of.

There are also very many missing that my silly mind could not think of because it is flooded with depraved thoughts and old whiskey.

Books:
-Chuck Palahniuk
-Stephen King

Movies:
(too many to write, so here are some of my favorite directors, actors, and films)
-Coen Brothers
-Quentin Tarantino
-Rian Johnson
-Martin Scorsese
-Guy Pearce (actor and director)
-David Gordon Green
-Edgar Wright
-Spike Jonze
-David Fincher
(I'm not going to list favorites that are made by the directors above. I am well aware that some movies made by some of these directors are less liked by myself than others, but I really hate thinking of all the movies I like in one sitting so I guarantee I will get bored very soon)
-Mystery Team
-The Graduate
-Super Troopers
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Borat
-Back to the Future Trilogy
-Sin City
-Road to Perdition
(Fuck, I am bored already, off to the actors/actresses)
-Joseph Gordon-Levitt
-Donald Glover
-Mary Elizabeth Winstead
-Shia LaBeouf
-Mark Ruffalo
-Sean William Scott
-Amy Adams
-Robert Downey Jr.
-Jamie Bell
-Simon Pegg
-Nick Frost
-Leonardo DiCaprio
-Mark Wahlberg
-Sam Rockwell
(there's more, but I am bored again)

Shows:
-Arrested Development
-The Mighty Boosh
-Futurama
-That Mitchell and Webb Look
-Freaks and Geeks
-Home Movies
-30 Rock
-Community
-Spaced
-Chuck
-Weeds
-Dexter
-Party Down
-Monty Python's Flying Circus
-Stella
-Chappelle's Show
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Music:
(Random and a lot, but some favorites are listed below)
-Modest Mouse
-The White Stripes
-Jack White
-Eminem
-Andrew W.K.
-Blink 182
-The Fratellis
-Die Antwoord
-Lenka
-The Mighty Boosh
-Monty Python

There are so many...

Food:
(Tons)
-Chicken
-Cheese
-Meat

(In no particular order)
1. Comedy
2. Whiskey (Bourbon)
3. Photography (Still or Motion)
4. Family (Mother, Step-Father, and Sister)
5. Filmmaking
6. Cheese

Funny shit.

Drinking at home or spending too much money drinking elsewhere.

That mixed with Graphic Design and trying to write funny things to say on stage.

I'm very honest. Ask and you shall receive.

This seems like something anyone can say (type) but I am serious. Ask me anything and I will give you a completely honest answer, whether you'd like it in short or full explanation, it's up to you.

You've read this far and know who the crack fox is.
Actually, just message anyway and find out who the crack fox is on your own...you'll be happy that you did.