DISCLAIMER: I'm a weird fuckin' chick. I like people that can appreciate the weirdness, and I like not having to explain myself when you "don't get it." I'll explain myself if need be; don't get me wrong. I'm just saying it may help move things along more smoothly if you are also a tad strange. Werd?

Onward:

I'm a pretty fun person to hang out with, since I'm open to basically anything. Except wrestling in mayonnaise. Because that's just gross. I have a very strange sense of humor, so you'd have to be able to roll with the proverbial punches. I'm also very blunt, so don't ask me if you look fat in that outfit, because if you do, I'll say as much. I'm also inexplicably ony 95% compatible with myself. I like people who aren't stupid, but on the other hand, I don't really jive with people who try to show me how incredibly intelligent they are. You don't impress me by looking up words in a thesaurus and using them in your everyday conversations with me. I also like people who can appreciate that I am abrasive on the outside but squishy on the inside. I'm not as bitchy as I seem. I'm like a sandpaper covered marshmallow. I'm just like a Peep! Only not disgusting.

I am fantastical, unorthodox, and random

Working and saving up for a car. Feel like driving me somewhere? But not in a drainage ditch with my tongue cut out and your piss in my ocular cavities. I'm not that kind of girl!

I'm fairly adept at saying something very strange that may or may not result in a long, awkward silence. Or hearty laughter, depending on how cool you are.

These days it seems to be my tattoos. Girls notice my eyes; guys notice my breasts.

I like books too much to list my favorites; I used to list the last five books I've read here, but I only check this once in a while, so fuck that. I really like Stephen King, Amy Tan and Mary Roach. I will read anything new they produce without question. I absorb books, averaging two a week, so yeah, I've probably read your favy. But try me anyway. I re-read books often. I like all movies except for romance or romantic comedies, or chick flicks. I'm more of a horror/action/suspense/comedy girl. I love music, all kinds. I've been to more concerts than I can name. If you had a gun to my head and told me to name a genre, I would tell you 1. I don't think this is working out between us and 2. Rock. I like food. It tastes good. Unless it tastes bad. Then I don't like it.

Sushi, cheese, coffee, concerts, books and laughing.

My carbon footprint, what concert I will go to next, and the usual random musings. I also spend a great deal of time thinking about something I should be doing, and then not doing it.

Probably at home, or out drinking. Or in your closet. Or with your mom.

I have cock rock power ballads on my iPod. I'm a sucker for musicians and guys in suits. And I HATE bacon.

Also, I am tattooed and pierced, so if that's not your thing, you have been warned. For the record, I have six piercings, and only two of those reside somewhere on my body other than my head. But, the ones on my head are not on my face. Stick that in your pipe. UPDATE: I now have a piercing in my face. Just one. So, for those of you keeping score, that is seven piercings. Or nine, if you don't count pairs. Apparently, I only count one pair.

Update: you should message me if you want to take me to a SF Giants game. It only took me 30 years to figure out I totally love baseball.

You can make me laugh. Or scream. Or if you don't have a MySpace so we can commiserate on its uselessness. Or if you agree with me that every clown without its makeup on looks like Carrot Top. Think about it.

You should also message me if you love the Blank Club or look ridiculously hot in a suit and tie.

If you've been paying attention thus far, you will have noticed I said I am saving up for a car. Which means I don't have one. Which means a first time encounter needs to be in a public setting, where there are other people around in case you decide to go all Buffalo Bill on me and try to make a dress out of my skin. I will not be coming over to your house, or meeting you in a hotel, or inviting you into my home. It's just the way it is.

Also, you should message me if I sent you a message first. Even if it's to tell me to fuck off. I hate not getting responses back.