I have been accused by my friends as being such a guy. I prefer the term half-tomboy. I play video games. I drink from the carton. I refuse to ask for directions. But I do still have a vajayjay which makes me like girly things like shopping and make up. I take forever getting ready and I will nag you about leaving wet towels all over the floor. But I won't make you watch chick flicks or go shopping with me, unless it's for groceries so you can reach stuff for me because I'm too tiny. :p

I hate pretty boys. They make me barf. But i would love for you to prove me wrong if you are one. I tend to fall for guys that have the ability to either beatbox or make me go into a laughing seizure. This explains my severe attraction to Seth Rogen. He's not the best looking guy in the world, but he's so funny I wouldn't mind if he got me knocked up. I'm telling ya fellas. Laughter releases endorphins, which makes women get that warm fuzzy feeling, which equals an easier time getting them into bed and less money spent on alcohol. Well really I've been attracted to all sorts of different people. Humor just gets me into bed quicker.

But enough about how to seduce women, you wanna know more things about me, right? I'm open-minded. Love to try new things. Love to learn. Travel. Words. Cultures. Languages. Life. Immersing myself in film. Meeting new people. Lounging. Board games, card games, jigsaw puzzles. Tiramisu. Finding my talents. The letters k, z, and x. Watching couples make out at red lights. Haikus. Stimulating my brain by seducing it with sudoku. Dancing with guys who can't dance but try. Appreciate art. Wishful thinking. Riding sexy motorcycles with cute boys. Dreams. Ampersands and ellipsis. Thoughtful. Misterioso. I want to live a full life. I want to have all the answers. Help me find them.

Wasting away it feels like sometimes. I have no clue what i'm doing. I'm just taking it a day at a time right now. But I hope to have everything or at least something figured out soon.

killing things with raid.

ordering food. I always hear from eating companions that they want what I ordered what i ordered looks good. hey, i have good taste.

Well if we're talking physically, most likely it's my height. If I'm wrong, let me know. Personality-wise, it depends on the situation and the person. I kind of play off the vibe a person is giving me.

Books. I used to read a lot as a kid. Then growing up, I didn't read as much because I was always busy reading for school. And now, I've started reading more again. But I don't feel like I've read enough to have a favorite. It's hard to have a favorite when you don't have much to compare to. And I have a bad habit of buying lots of books and not reading them. But i admire anyone who reads and finishes 1-2 books a week. I know a few people like that and they're amazing. Recently, I finished I Know This Much Is True, which was amazing. It's the longest book I've read at 900 pgs and I never thought I would get through a book that long. At first glance, it doesn't look like much of a page turner, but surprisingly I would find myself racing through chapters.

Movies. So i love movies. Like reallllly loooove them. I'm a dork about movies. I know all the actors' names. Even that one actor who always has a small part and will pop up in random roles. I'm the type of person that watches all the special features and listens to the commentary. I buy movies obsessively. And i have to get the special limited edition 3 trillion disc set with the collectible packaging. well if it's a movie i love. if it's just something i enjoy watching, then i'll settle for the cheaper 1-disc edition. i do have bills to pay. So picking a favorite movie out of all the ones I've seen since my eyes have opened? That's next to impossible. I mean I could one day sit down and list all the movies I've loved, but that would be useless to everyone but me and not to mention, a little on the dorky side. But The Sweetest Thing is probably the most played DVD that I own. It's just so fun.

Music. Okay, there is just too much music in the world to listen to. Again, i love everything. I couldn't even tell you what type of music I listen to the most because I'm always listening to something different as my mood always varies. I really enjoy music in all its forms. I like music with thought provoking lyrics that make you want to do something with your life and i like music that's plain fun and makes me want to dance and laugh. I like music with quirky lyrics that make no sense but has a great melody. I like music that makes me feel like a whore. I like music with great beats and rhythm and nothing else. Music to me is about the experience. It's about how it makes me feel. All it needs to do is move me.

Food. Now this category is easy. It doesn't have to move you or be exciting, it just has to taste good. Japanese, Tex Mex, Chinese, Italian, Thai, Indian, Greek, pizza, a good burger, biscuits and gravy. Fuck it. Just feed me. I will eat whatever you put in front of me. Or at least try it. I love to try new kinds of foods so bring it on!, says my taste buds. I also have an affinity for bakeries. But I do not like pho, fish stew. I hate lettuce wraps. Everyone in my family loves them and i don't understand why. They always order it as an appetizer and i'm always like, really? And i also hate filipino style fish.

Laughter and Air conditioning. I don't know. It's kind of a lame question if you ask me. And as I am heinously materialistic and always wanting (not always objects), I'd hate to think of things I might one day have to do without.

The future. Obsessively. I envy people who have a plan and know exactly what they wanna do. I just know that I wanna get a good job, get married, have babies. I also think a lot about the past, the good times, how things could be different. Food. Boys. Sleep. I obsess over little things like, was the fruit stand guy flirting with me or was he just being nice? Why dreams are so weird. What different people are like during sex like the mailman or my dental hygienist or my coworkers. What it's like to be a spy or an assassin. What goes through the mind of a paranoid schizophrenic. Why the fuck PBS aired Sailor Moon at 5:30 in the morning back in the day. You know, everything.

Whatever comes up. If my friends wanna go kidnap a walrus or plan an elaborate casino heist, so be it.

I rented Made of Honor. ughhhh. i know. the shame. it was a moment of weakness. i was pmsing. so shutup. if you bring it up in person, i will deny it. When people ask me if i've seen the movie, i lie. but on a side note, boys, now that is how you fucking kiss a woman. see, this is what it needs to look like. if you're a bad kisser or don't know how to do it right, rent this movie. but then tell no one.

EDIT: After a few people have mentioned this to me, I must clarify. The correct title for the person designated as such is indeed, maid of honor. But that is not the correct title of the movie stated above. It is a pun, a play on words.

Look it up bitches!

***Lately I've been a little lazy and busy in answering messages so if i don't get back to you, don't take it personal or be offended. It's best to just IM me or write me such an intriguing message that I am inspired and compelled to write you back.

Go with your instincts. If after reading my novel of a profile you have the slightest urge to know more about me, then just do it. Message me. Because I am very close to just calling you repeat stalkers out. I will do it and i'm going to embarrass you. You know who you are.

I'm not just looking to hook up with someone either, my circle of friends is getting smaller and smaller so I am in dire need of people to hang out with. So ladies, don't be afraid to message me. I would love a shopping buddy or someone to watch Project Runway with.

We are drawn to people for a reason. The only way to find out is to explore. Yee-haw.

P.S. I am impervious to woos. If you are having a hard time coming up with something other than "omgz, you're like sooo cute", just come up with 3 questions. It's not hard. Believe me. Spend some time with kids and you'll know what I mean. I've gotten, Do you have a tv? Do you listen to rap? Where are you from? from the little ones. C'mon. Show me who you are. Or who you think you are or who you want to be if you don't know who you are.

Oh also, i have some points to give away. If you would like your mailbox supersized, talk to me and I'll see what I can do. But i won't do it for free... wink wink.