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tank_not_tank

21 / M / straight / Single

Jerusalem, Israel

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6' 0" (1.82m).
Body Type
A little extra
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Military
Income
—
Kids
—
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Fluently)

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I am Funny, Sarcastic, and Intelligent.

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My Self-Summary

Aight so im 21 years old, soldier that is gonna be released soon and then start constructing a life that's made out of beer music and funniness, i live near jerusalem, i like animals and comedy..
i am looking for an intellectual girl with a good sense of humor who can make my life a bit less solid
I live for humor and i respect good morals in people...
for music i like heavy metal and any other good music, i seem to find kinds of music good.
im all for the small details, i usually notice in seconds what others take some time to see, i like things to be whole and complete.
and if you ask me, this whole page is silly, just have a convo with me

What I’m doing with my life

currently a very very tired soldier soon to be released and then go to wacken open air, from there im going to the technion to start engeneering BA and drink beer :)

I’m really good at

Making tasty food
Giving massages
Making People smile
Listening
Making sense
Building Chainmail
Tanks
Being funny
Buying beer and get paid 40 shekels for it
Shrimps, sushi, pasta, shrooms, cakes, cookies
making good milkshake
Kissing
Hugging
Sleeping spoons

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm a really quiet person and that when i finally speak i am being cynical
and then, when they get really close, they notice i have white hair

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

music:
Sabaton
Opeth
Dream Theater
Symphony X
Megadeth
Metallica
Children Of Bodom
Wintersun
Testament
Guns N' Roses
Finntroll
Judas Priest
Scorpions
Cacophony
Pantera
Nightwish
Cradle Of Filth
Dissection
Ensiferum
Destruction
Black Sabbath
Marty Friedman
Amon Amarth
Iron Maiden
Korpiklaani
Windir
B, B King
Angra
Iced Earth
Mercyful fate
Sex Machinegus
King Crimson
Otyg
Einherjer
Ancient Rites
T00l
Trivium
Turisas
In Extremo (which is not emo!)
Xandra
Amorphis

movies:
Monthy pyton
LoTR
Star wars
Pirates of the carribean

TV:
Dexter
House MD
Californication
Family Guy
Band Of Brothers

lan:
dota
TS
UT
Diablo

The six things I could never do without

1) Jokes
2) Metal
3) Beer
4) Intellect
5) Work
6) Sleep

Things i dont want to do without:
Pecans
Alfahores
Sex
Rain
Sun
Snow
Norway
Redheads
Ben & Jerry's

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how to make a chainmail bikini for someone

On a typical Friday night I am

either with friends or trying to cook something

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm all about the small details

You should message me if

you wanna know a really funny person
or you're bored
or maybe you've stumbled upon this page

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