Tall, slim, short dark blonde hair, 2 blue-grey eyes, 2 arms, 2 legs, occasional goatee beard and optional extra pair of eyes... all the other usual human attachments in the usual places (well I think they're in the usual places! Survey advised).

I'm usually up for a laugh, and often get myself in trouble by being able to see the funny side of most situations. Why let political correctness and bad taste get in the way of something being funny? (Yes I know... I'm a sick puppy!)

I enjoy having a laugh on my motorbike (zooming about and living in a tent for very daft rallies), playing my guitar very badly, playing pool a little better, having a few drinks and dancing like an idiot (the last two are closely related!).

Went snowboarding for the first time in Feb 2004... I made it back in one piece.. Just! I can now do amazing stunts on a snowboard, such as forward flips, cartwheels and sliding along on my arse! If only I could do them on demand I'd be a dead cert in the next winter X-games!

*** UPDATE ***
Woohoo! Fixed my motorbike (after a little ashfelt-bike-me interaction last year), so don't expect to see me online when it's sunny! (This statement is irrelevant for at least 11 months of the year in the UK).

Oh, and there's nothing kinky about the nickname, it's a motorcycling term!

* profile may contain lies.

*** Latest info - 28th Feb 2005

Made it back from 2nd snowboarding trip in one piece! Not quite sure how that happened... Maybe I have learnt how to bounce properly! Still haven't taken out my first skier yet... Damn damn damn!

June 2008 - Blimee this needs updating! lol!

July 2009 - Needs updating even more now! lol!
Then again... Not much has changed except I stay upright more on that snow stuff!

Back to work now... Much rather be playing in the snow, or zooming about on my bike... Grrrrr @ rain

Just did the "The Things You Learned In School, But Probably Forgot" test, predictably all the History questions were about A-Merry-Car, kinda ruined my score that!

Errr, well I can move both eyebrows independently!

You've just tried it haven't you.. Weirdo! :-p

No brakes! (This applies equally to car/motorbike and snowboard!)

Oh, and I look and act younger than my birth certificate says I am... I think there was a typo - except it's hand written, sorry, chiselled on a stone tablet, in Latin, by a Roman!

Book, well a Terry Pratchett usually works for me.

Movies change too quickly, I have a nasty habit of intending to see one and then not making it in time before it disappears. Usually I then find out it was terrible, so maybe I should class this is a subconscious gift.

Music wise I like real music, so discount manufactured boy/girl groups consisting of nothing but singers. Correct me if I'm wrong, but surely a band should contain musicians?
Style wise as long as it's well performed it's usually good with me, from blues, rock, all good. I have several friends in different bands, so I can often be found a their gigs with my camera.

Food, most things. I will try anything once, as long as it's not still moving on the plate!

Oxygen, water, food, light and two random changeable things!

What? Everyone says oxygen/air?

D'oh!

What to put in all these boxes!

No such thing as a typical Friday... I prefer random Fridays.

I can fail to get a reply for even someone this site classes as a frequent replier!

You've got a sense of humour, and preferably a pulse too!