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28 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:28pm
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type

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My self-summary
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Thanks for clicking on my face!

I enjoy candy, sunshine, ridiculousness and wandering. I don't hate Justin Beiber, people who spell poorly, or Ed Hardy enthusiasts; as long as they're willing to put up with me I can likely do the same for them. I am not down to earth, in fact I'm not sure I even know what it means. I believe I am open minded, at least in the context people of the internet dating world seem to use the term.

I live in my lovely home, enjoy the company or my most excellent friends, dance till my feet hurt and blast music till my ears ring! I play the drums, make ridiculous costumes for even more ridiculous parties, read the BBC website for news, drink Five Alive Passion Peach, build interactive art, and am teaching myself to weld.
What I’m doing with my life
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Enjoying it!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being a moderator on this site; might actually be my greatest contribution to human kind. Running amok. Ignoring my imaginary friends. Keeping rallies going when paired with an appropriately non-competitive tennis partner.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Hopefully it isn't a smell!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Bonfire of the Vanities, The Ethical Slut, A Brief History of Time, The Rum Diaries, 1984, Oh the Places You'll Go!... Others as well.

I enjoy movies where everything explodes or everyone has a British accent.

Top Gear, Sopranos, Extras, Boardwalk Empire, Star Trek TNG, The Biggest Loser (not sure why)

Glitch, Future Bass, Breaks, DnB, Ambient, Dub, Robot Disco...
Examples: Bonobo, OM Unit, J Kenzo, Truth, Claud Von Stroke (all DirtyBird really), Kastle, Bondax, Opiuo, Holy Other, Stanton Warriors, and and and... Oh, and Johnny Cash.

Its easier to say what food I don't like: sushi, most seafood, eggplant and olives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dino Sours
Gummy Worms
Swedish Berries
Gummy Bears
Gummy Berries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I am going to balance my many competing and often irreconcilable ideas, habits, activities, inclinations, responsibilities and ambitions into one coherent life.

Also where my barrel of monkeys has gotten off to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing the same thing we do every night Pinky!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My penis emits a high pitched screeching sound like a fax machine when I get an erection. It can be slightly distracting...
You should message me if
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You feel so inclined!

You are interested/open non-monogamy; I am in a long term, open relationship with the lovely farsar. This in no way limits my interactions or relationships with others.

You are looking for a very socially active friend who spends much of his time going to rowdy parties...