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tanner_2375

27 M Vancouver, British Columbia, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Greetings!

A bit about me:

I have traveled far and wide; I will likely do so again. For now though I live in my lovely home, enjoy the company or my most excellent friends, dance till my feet hurt and blast music till my ears ring! I play the drums, live in a garage, read the BBC website for news, drink Five Alive Passion Peach, build interactive art, and am teaching myself to weld.

I enjoy candy, sunshine, ridiculousness and wandering. I don't hate Justin Beiber, people who spell poorly, or Ed Hardy enthusiasts; as long as they're willing to put up with me I can likely do the same for them. I am not down to earth, in fact I'm not sure I even know what it means. I believe I am open minded, at least in the context people of the internet dating world seem to use the term.

Also I would like to take exception to my personality graph. I am entirely love-driven! Now just because Okcupid has a narrow definition of love shouldn't reflect poorly on me! I try and love everything I do all day (even if that's grumbling at people on the bus or dodging East Van's numerous sidewalk encompassing puddles). So hey, Okcupid graph, piss off... I'm full of love.

Anyway thanks for dropping by (clicking on my face)!
I’m really good at
Being a moderator on this site; might actually be my greatest contribution to human kind. Running amok. Ignoring my imaginary friends. Keeping rallies going when paired with an appropriately non-competitive tennis partner.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bonfire of the Vanities, The Ethical Slut, A Brief History of Time, The Rum Diaries, 1984, Oh the Place You'll Go!... Others as well.

I enjoy movies where everything explodes or everyone has a British accent.

Top Gear, Sopranos, Extras, Boardwalk Empire, Star Trek TNG, The Biggest Loser (not sure why)

Glitch, Future Bass, Breaks, DnB, Ambient, Dub, Robot Disco...
Examples: OM Unit, J Kenzo, Truth, Claud Von Stroke (all DirtyBird really), Kastle, Bondax, Opiuo, Stanton Warriors, and and and... Oh, and Johnny Cash.

Its easier to say what food I don't like: sushi, most seafood, eggplant and olives.
The six things I could never do without
Dino Sours
Gummy Worms
Swedish Berries
Gummy Bears
Twizzlers
Gummy Berries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am going to balance my many competing and often irreconcilable ideas, habits, activities, inclinations, responsibilities and ambitions into one coherent life.

Also where my barrel of monkeys has gotten off to.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing the same thing we do every night Pinky!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My penis emits a high pitched screeching sound like a fax machine when I get an erection. It can be slightly distracting...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You feel so inclined!

You are interested/open to polyamory; I have a long-term, long distance relationship. This in no way limits my interactions or relationships with others.

You are looking for a very socially active friend who spends much of his time going to rowdy parties...