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tannhauserderiv

36 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:09am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Interstellar hitchhiker. Self-aware ginger.

Loyal. Awkward.

I have difficulty conveying what I am all about in words. Let's just meet up instead.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I might have too many records, yet I keep adding more. Into vintage Vespas and Volvos.

That's probably not enough. In search of other fun new things to do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not knowing what to say. This is probably relevant with this section of the profile.

Random facts. If anything, you might need me on your pub trivia team. You don't have one? Let's start one.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blade Runner. Dark City. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy. Star Wars (original theatrical cuts without cgi, please.)

Black Books. Arrested Development. The State.

Big Black. Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Pulp. Jesus and Mary Chain. The Cramps. Tom Waits. Refused.

American Gods. The inaccurately named Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy. Choke.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
hope.
fear.
regret.
desire.
Wikipedia.
Wookiepedia.

and a towel. a good hitchhiker always knows where his towel is.

i know that's seven. but the towel is kind of a blanket for it. or maybe something to carry them in. it's so multi-purpose, it could pretty much be the one thing needed for anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
if those were the droids I was looking for.

is there Life on Mars?

Is anyone reading this far down?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe hitting happy hour. Maybe catching a local band playing somewhere. Could be doing karaoke. Movie and pizza at the Laurelhurst? Skee-ball at Wunderland? Record shopping? Mario Kart? Always open for new suggestions.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know there ain't no devil, there's just god when he's drunk.

You think we could finish each others sandwiches.

You want to live like common people.

You can pass a Voight-Kampff test.