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tannhauserderiv

36 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Jerk. Complete kneebiter.

Just trying to find my place here. I might have too many records. Into vintage Vespas and Volvos.
What I’m doing with my life
Watching out for hop-ons.

You might find me at a show or riding something with two wheels.

You probably won't find me worshipping the sun (refer to topic #4), rock-climbing, or swimming in a river. Not that there's anything wrong with those, just not one that enjoys them.
I’m really good at
Awkward situations.
The first things people usually notice about me
Pale soul-less ginger.

Yes, I've heard it before. No, I'm not related to that comedian.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Big Black. Black Flag. Black Francis. Black Books. Bigger and Blackerer. Michael Ian Black.

Murder City Devils. Murder Ballads.

Deadbolt. Dead Kennedys. Dead Milkmen. Death Wish Kids. Evil Dead.

Dark City. The Dark Knight. Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark.

Elliott Smith. Mark E. Smith. The Smiths.

400 Blows, 7 Seconds, Spacemen 3, 28 days later, THX 1138

M.C. Chris, M.C. Frontalot, M.C. Hawking.

Battle Royale, Casino Royale.

I apparently love stories involving dystopian societies and/or implanted memories.
The six things I could never do without
hope.
fear.
regret.
desire.
Wikipedia.
Wookiepedia.

and a towel. a good hitchhiker always knows where his towel is.

i know that's seven. but the towel is kind of a blanket for it. or maybe something to carry them in. it's so multi-purpose, it could pretty much be the one thing needed for anything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if those were the droids I was looking for.

Micronations.

Werner Herzog got shot during a live interview and refused to stop because it was only an insignificant bullet. I aspire to be that awesome.
On a typical Friday night I am
having whiskey (Irish or rye, please).

attempting to do karaoke after said whiskey. That said, I need people to go out for karaoke with. Apply within.

I almost always have a deck of cards on me, but rarely have a chance to play them. They may or may not be Indiana Jones related.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't resist rocking out when I hear Andrew W. K. or Rush.

I hate mash-ups, but I love Wugazi and Mos Dub.

I'm not much of a gamer, but I do have a video game tattoo.

I'm not into the whole poly thing that seems to be all the rage around here.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to live like common people, you want to do whatever common people do.

You want to go on a bike ride or roller skating at Oaks Park or play some games at Wunderland.

You want to do some karaoke.

You want to help break in my travel Scrabble set.

You can pass a Voight-Kampff test.