37 Portland, OR
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My self-summary
Dating in Portland is like taking the Kobayashi Maru.
What I’m doing with my life
My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone-dry.
I’m really good at
Trivial pursuit(s). We might win if we were on a team in a pub.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Douglas Adams or Neil Gaiman.

I prize my theatrical cuts of the original Star Wars films. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas gets played often. Dark City is my "if you haven't seen this, you need to" film. The Three Flavours Cornetto have found a special place in my heart.

I always catch new things I didn't notice before every time I watch Arrested Development. I hacked a dvd player to be able to play my region 2 copy of Black Books.

The last records I purchased were by Blondie, Warlock Pinchers, Dead Low Tide, Rolling Stones, and a compilation that had Modern Lovers and Public Image Ltd.

I live near so many Thai places, and I love Thai, but why is it so hard to find decent Chinese around here? But I'm generally open for any cuisine. Burritos in this town are best served from a cart, late-night pizza slices are often necessary nourishment, and the bread at Nicholas is the most amazing thing around.
The six things I could never do without
A towel.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Should my moped be making that noise?

Do I already have this record? What will I do with a second copy if I get home and it's already there? What about that third copy of Closing Time by Tom Waits that I forgot about when buying the other two?

Why do so many people mis-quote that famous line from The Empire Strikes Back?
You should message me if
You want to learn something new or introduce me to something that I don't know about.

I kind of hate this site, but I suppose I'm giving it another go.