Life, the Universe and Everything!
(Brownie points to you if you got the reference... :-) )
*** How come women like to indulge in this double-standards
...They don't want men to put up pics showing their abs or
whatever, but are very happy (proud?) showing off their scantily
clad figures (bikini/lingerie/mini/tank-tops/whatever)?
[Mind you, I'm not against any of that. Ladies, believe me, I like
the (properly conditioned) female form as much as the next guy; but
I'm appalled at the logical inconsistency, and the lack of
intelligence to countenance that! Apparently some people never
develop a certain level of metacognition...]
...That they themselves will not put up decent photos showing their
face/figure (yes, those stupid artsy-fartsy photos of your little
toe, your shoes, your pout, or the back of your head are
f&*%ing irritating; as are the bloody inspirational quotation
photos!), or put up single photos (or none at all!), and yet have
the gall to write in their profiles that messages from men not
having any/single pics in their profile will not be
...That women leave their profiles almost blank (or filled with
single lines) -- including their basic info (height, ethnicity etc)
-- and yet expect to find their 'perfect' mates via this
'strategy'! Why would someone be interested in an almost blank
And, here's the kicker(!): despite this, they want the guy to write
long & substantial messages as an ice breaker! Wow!
Is it that they are just hypocritical, or/and that they are stupid
enough not to even realise the inherent contradiction in their
'behaviour'? Such a lack of (self-)awareness is stunning!
I give up!
*** Why there seems, among OKCupid's female clientèle, to be a
positive correlation between atheism/agnosticism & smoking?
Weird, and interesting...
So this is what feminism (or its stupid-arsed American version)
& feminism-inspired more 'freedom' or 'choice' for women has
led us to... More COPD, CAD & Lung cancer for women. Bah!
*** Why do so many females (esp. from the Asian nations) ask stupid
questions like "Guess where this is", or "If you can guess where I
am, you get bonus points", or somesuch, while posing on some random
Why the F should I/we guess? Who cares?!!
And, almost all forests, rivers, seas, oceans, lakes, mountains etc
look the same! So stop asking frikkin' idiotic questions!
If that's merely to show off that you are so-called 'well
travelled', then let me enlighten you: Vacationing in some touristy
place in some foreign country is not considered as being 'well
travelled'! So there!
*** Another interesting observation is that females from the Asian
regions tend to prefer cats over dogs, while the opposite seems to
be the case for Occidental females... Weird, huh! What
*** Based on an analysis of the answers to pet-related questions,
it's amazing how many women would not want to be with their
'perfect' partner if all that was 'wrong' in him was that he didn't
So, if I get this correctly, these women would rather put a pet
(with an average life span of a few years-to-decade) over &
above their potential life
And then these stupid women wonder why they're still single!
Females are so stupid & illogical...!
*** Also, why so many women here (mostly from Asian nations) have
left their "height" column blank? Huh? What gives? And why height?
I can understand "body type", but "height"?? Isn't that just bloody
*** And why do so many Asian women spell out stuff like "He should
treat me nice", or "He should take care of me"?? WTF! Is this
supposed to be spelt out?
Aren't these things supposed to be judged by the woman
Would anyone announce themselves on their profile saying "I'm gonna
take women/you for granted, and am gonna whip your butt!"??
And then there are these 'specimens'........
(I'll keep on adding to this list!)
N.B.: This is a very old-new list, so some of the profiles may not
exist, or may have been changed (maybe even drastically). Don't
write to me to crib about this!
OK, there's some stuff I have to get off my chest, and OKCupid just
doesn't seem to have an appropriate column/heading for it, so this
space will have to do...
I am looking for a woman (yes, a woman! Not a 'girl' or 'gal'! At
25+ you're still a 'girl'??!! Grow up
!) who has more
brains than beauty (although I would most definitely be lying if I
said that physical attraction were not important to me!), but who
hasn't allowed her talents to go to her head. She should be able to
inspire me to reach greater heights & to learn new things in
life - which may be a tad
difficult as I already know
quite a bit, and am more than capable of motivating myself...
I do understand that it can be a bit trying, and perhaps a bit
humbling, to know someone with large amounts of knowledge &
wisdom, a very high self-esteem, and a minimal ego, and
who is still trying to improve himself on a daily basis... Not
everyone can handle it. I know. It's okay...
Although I do not judge a book by its cover, I almost certainly
form an opinion based on its title.
For example, if you were to give me a book entitled "The
psychological perspective differences between males & females",
I would most certainly give it a try; but if you were to give me a
book named "How to know what Men think", I'd throw it in the trash,
and scorn you for being a moron.
How is this seemingly non sequitur-ish tangent relevant?
Well, ladies, fair warning: I am most certainly judging you by your
clothes, postures, silly poses, 'attitudes', quizzes/tests taken,
answers to the match questions, etc, as all of these give me some
clue to your psyche...
If you don't want to be branded an "idiot", well, then, stop being
I am quite picky/choosy/pedantic while making friends, and I have
quite a long 'hate' list reg. women which includes
*any tattoos (if you're willing to deface/defile your body in such
a manner, then please give me a miss -- and no, they do
look good on anyone
even that stupid butterfly/dolphin/flower/angel/humming
bird/Chinese or Kabbalah character which you thought was 'so cool'
in your drunken stupor, being egged on by your troglodytic sorority
[Clarification: I do not consider the following as make up: Lip
balm, moisturiser/hand lotion & its ilk, and, sun block/screen.
Almost everything else is make up (Yes, lip gloss is
up; as is 'natural' or 'colourless' lipstick & nail paint! If
you really want
it to be natural, why not let it
natural?!).]. I can perhaps tolerate a bit of
or eye liner (not eye shadow - yes, I know the
difference!), but only if done very subtly.
*stilettos (or 2+ inch high heels in general);
*shiny or gaudy dresses;
*non-traditional facial & body piercings
--- (if you are so uncomfortable with your own self and/or
self-image that you have to go to such
unnatural/non-natural, unhealthy extent - like make up, high heels,
tattoos, dyed hair, piercings etc - to boost your self-esteem, or
to stroke your ego, then we will most certainly not
along, and hence, kindly do not waste my time. And no, it is not
self-expression; it's a cry for help! Help me, my ego is too big,
or my self-esteem is too tiny & fragile! Humbug!) --- ;
*having a shrill, high-pitched shrieking girly
*unnecessary/unwarranted/excessive swearing/gangsta talk esp. to
*use of Netspeak/Textspeak -- especially LOL(!) [minimal
use in SMS's is OK -- because, most of the time, there is a need to
save on characters used in order to save on money spent per
conversation; use in other messaging/emails is unacceptable
(standard/logical abbreviations/short forms are welcome); and I
shall puncture your jugulars & bleed you slowly if you actually
use these in real telephonic/face-to-face conversations].
Feel free to use emoticons though. :-) ;
*if you use words like "laters"and "anyways" (what the hell is
wrong with you!?!! It's SINGULAR
, you moron!!);
*if you use the word "y'know", "hello" or "like" too much, and/or
inappropriately, or if you use the word "irregardless" -- grow up
and improve your vocabulary to the level of a mature person!
*if you use absolutely idiotic 'new age' ways to spell regular
words, like: "fren(s)" instead of "friend(s)", "gurl" instead of
"girl", "noughty" instead of "naughty", etc!
*if you wish your future BF/husband were like Christian Grey. Hell,
in fact, don't contact me if you actually liked '50 Shades of
Same goes if you wish your BF/would-be hubby were like some
character from some movie/TV series/book/comic...
*if you've answered the question "Are you annoyed by super-logical
people" with a "Yes".
We are very unlikely to get along in that case. I would be
considered 'super-logical'/'super-rational' (whatever that
means!) by most standards!
*if you've written something akin to this in your profile:
"Message me if you can make me laugh/smile"
Well, honey, hard as it may be for you to accept, given your
massive egocentric nature, we (men) were not really created (No,
this is not a hint at me being pro-Creationist. Sigh!) to titillate
your funny bone!
It's one thing to say that one must have a sense of humour. Agreed,
it's important. But to demand that we be ready to assume the role
of Sir Charles Chaplin or Buster Keaton (or Robin Williams, for all
you yuppies who haven't seen/heard of the other two) whenever her
highness feels like it is just a bit galling!
How the hell do I know whether I can make you laugh or not?!
Depends on your
bloody sense of humour, doesn't it?!
To make you laugh is not my bloody job -- go read Garfield or
something. Or hire a jester. Bah!
*if you've answered the "Sign" section of your basic profile info
with "_______ and it matters a lot
": Do NOT contact me,
for then you're only risking your own humiliation!
*if you've written anything similar to this in your profile:
"I'm a typical __________ "
[fill any of the generic
astrological sun/moon/star signs, or/and any
psychometric/personality classification type (the commonest one
here seems to be the Myers-Briggs index)].
Yes, you are
typical; a typical idiot!
*if you are willing to try stupid, dangerous & almost any
slutty thing(s) just because you believe in the YOLO philosophy or
are ticking items off your 'bucket list': just stay the hell away
...et cetera (I may keep adding to this list later as I remember
more stuff -- Oh boy, this is gonna be one looooong
**Smokers; females with alcohol issues; drug abusers (past or
current -- if you are/were stupid enough not to realise that ALL
drugs are harmful, and/or do/did not care, and do/did not
appreciate yourself & your body, then kindly go find someone as
moronic as yourself to cohabitate with!); goth chicks; feminists
(not just the ultra/rad bra-burners, even the lame plain Jane
variety... Feminism is over-rated, boring & mostly stupid.
Self-confident femininity is hot!); girly girls; immature daddy's
girls; evangelizing vegans; fat chicks (no, you're not
'chubby'/'full figured'/'well-rounded'/'cuddly'/'Rubenesque'; you
are FAT! And this is unhealthy.): piss off!
There's high self-esteem and there's faux self-esteem! Guess which
one these fat chicks who are not only comfortable with themselves -
but also inordinately proud (!?!) of their obesity - have in
copious amounts! Idiots!
After a few failed attempts, I've learned to spell this out
clearly: I must mention that I am looking to work & settle in
India (not yet sure which part; but probably not
Delhi/Mumbai/so-called class-A cities); although I am not averse to
a short stint abroad [maybe a Fellowship sometime in the
the US!) - only time
It's not easy for someone in my profession to settle abroad at this
Also, I haven't yet decided whether I will settle in the
public/govt. sector or the private sector; that might take some
time -- the pros & cons of this can be maturely discussed with
the relevant people later on. In fact, there may be
'settlement' in my case...
However, I am not going to allow anyone to emotionally blackmail me
on this. As it is people don't understand the difficulties honest
& well-intentioned doctors have to face in this
Oh, and I am not willing to bear the responsibility of anyone's
child but mine. If you were naïve enough to 'love' him so much to
have a baby with him, and then were fickle-minded/indecisive enough
to divorce him, then you don't deserve me! (Unless, you lost your
husband to some tragedy. In that case, I empathise, and
So moms, thanks, but no thanks.
I am also averse to unduly prolonged long-distance or
cyber-relationships as these bring nothing but trouble &
In the end, I look forward to two grey heads juxtaposed in silent
& profound understanding.
Que sera sera & all that...