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tanyakap

41 Los Angeles, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jun 15, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Administration
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, Russian

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My self-summary
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I'm a funny SWF who was born in Minsk, Belarus and I do speak Russian. I'm looking for a funny SWM around my age.

I'm much more old fashioned than my appearance would portray. I grew up very poor in the former soviet union and its humbled me for the remainder of my years. I have an incredible recollection of my younger years there which were quite wonderful, however, I do consider Hollywood my home town having been here since 1978. I am one of the most secure people I know, I'm emotionally healthy and love hanging out with my parents and my aunt and uncle. Their generation seems to be one I can relate to more so than my own in LA.

I've no idea if I ever really fill out the body-type question appropriately. I'm chubby + curvy = a little extra curvy? I dunno. My pictures are recent and hopefully there are enough of them to give you a good idea of my appearance. I agree with many people here that deceiving photos are definitely a waste of everyone's time and quite honestly, very pointless. As I get older, I'm much less concerned with someone's appearance than their personality but putting up blurry or deceiving photos is a reflection of someone's personality so they are tied hand-in-hand.

I'm more inclined to meet someone in person sooner than later. Days and weeks of communicating just simply bore me. If you're looking for nothing more than text/email flirting and/or raunchy photos, I'm definitely not your girl.

I recently read A Confederacy of Dunces and found it absolutely hysterical. A surprisingly wonderful book.

You will not beat me at Galaga.

I am a fan of: Picasso, Ayn Rand, Ron Paul, nebulas, Carl Sagan, goatees and beards.

I have 9 piercings.

When we were kids, we loved our heroes enough to wear them on our underwear. We cheered for Optimus Prime over Megatron, Batman over The Joker, Spiderman over the Green Goblin, Superman over Lex Luthor and as horribly dressed as he was, He-Man over Skeletor. Have you ever thought about why we championed them? We loved their idealism, their integrity, their loyalty, their wit and intellect and the sense of security they provided. They weren't particularly charismatic but they had character. And in some instances, they had a good sense of humor. So in short, I guess I'm looking for a hero (six-pack abs and costume not necessary - and no one with anger issues like the Hulk). :p

If, for some reason, I can't find a hero then I may welcome an arch nemesis. Some sort of evil streak would be required. Megalomaniacs would suffice. I will consider prior henchmen who recently upgraded. Again, six-pack abs and costume not required but you should have flesh on your face and not be so deformed that you couldn't withstand my deathblows. CLEAR AND RECENT PHOTOS are required (committing treachery in them isn't).
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Relaxing. After years of being in a stressful job, I'm just taking each day as easy as it comes.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
procrastinating. I will fill this out later.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sigh. I could answer with what I wish it was or what it actually is. Yes, its the chesticles =/ but I wish it was my awesome eyebrows! It takes time to pluck those suckers!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I have a varied amount of interests and tastes:

Movies:
The Departed, Snatch, LOTR, I Heart Huckabees, True Romance, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, Army of Darkness, Inception, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Garden State, Kung Fu Hustle, Desperado, Lost Boys, Goonies, Inception, 50/50, etc.

Music:
Interpol, Bloc Party, Tom Petty, The Strokes, The Killers, The White Stripes, Beastie Boys, LED ZEPPELIN, Death Cab for cutie and a slew of others...

TV:
Extras, Ali G, Flight of the Concords, Dexter, The Sopranos, Intervention, Adult Swim, Discovery.

Food:
Sushi, Nachos, Korean BBQ, Lebanese/Greek.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This interweb thingy
My car - c'mon, its LA. Our metro system sucks and LA is VAST!
my family
laughter
integrity
downtime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why people still don't put up photos online....
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Snuggling up on the couch with my favorite book or a movie. Maybe sushi with friends. I dig events (hockey games, concerts carnivals, etc) but don't go nearly often enough. My days of partying are long behind me but on occasion, a friend will get me out bowling, playing pool or to a very dive bar. You'll never catch me anywhere popular or trendy although I will go to Vegas, VIVA!

Lately I've been really wanting to check out a farmer's market and then have a picnic. Just seems like a really nice and mellow thing to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been playing a SCI FI game online for over a year. I'm actually a colonel of a corps on one server and 2nd of the most powerful corps on another.
My in-game name is: Pew!Pew!

Also, I'm madly in love with Chewbacca -.-

*Flies geek flag proudly*
You should message me if
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you realize that life is too important to be taken seriously and also if you have the new 3D Zelda on Wii! I desperately want to play it!!!

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