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taoist_chainsaw

34 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 21, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an adventurous Idaho boy, with a love of the arts and music. enjoy a night out dancing, or a night in reading. I play drums, enjoy baking and cooking, and I have a soft-spot for cartoons.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working 40 hours a week at a day job, while rocking out with my friends in the evening. I have been putting lots of energy into the art for my "rock-opera graphic-novel." I also love snowboarding, scuba, river rafting, and am down for new adventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
art, baking, music, massage, building, dancing like a goofball. . .
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea. . . my indomitable insouciance. how's that for a meaningless answer?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
In no particular order: Roald Dahl, Vonnegut, David Foster Wallace, Bukowski, Murakami, Radiolab, Neil Young, Emmylou Harris, Breaking Bad, The Simpsons, Home Movies, Krazy Kat, Bob Dylan, the minutemen, Jack Kirby, Joyce Carol Oates, True Blood, Spartacus, The Venture Brothers, pizza, INXS, the clash, muddy waters, arrested development, james brown, p-funk, the meters, booker t and the mgs. . . I could go on
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my drums
my guitar
something to draw or paint with
my camera
touch
the simpsons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I won't take all that they hand me down
And make out a smile though I wear a frown
And I'm not gonna take it all lyin down
Cause once I get started I go to town.
I'm not like everybody else.

Some Ray Davies for ya :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Let's all get up and dance to a song that was a hit before your mother was born, and though she was born a long long time ago, your mother should know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I watch "the princess bride" an awful lot.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for the perfect mix of Brock Sampson and Dean Venture (with a little hint of the Monarch when the lights go out.)
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