| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test | The Slow Dancer (DGLD) | Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 36% Slut | Take it! |
| The Politics Test | Democrat | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead at 69 | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 47% Accuracy (highest: 66%, average: 51%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 80% Accuracy (highest: 80%, average: 80%) | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Braggart | Take it! |
| The Alcohol Knowledge Test | Beer | Take it! |
| The Can You Win the World Cup? Test | WORLD CUP WINNERS!!! | Take it! |
| The Beautiful Faces Test | Jessica Alba | Take it! |
| The Your Type of Girl Test | The Girl Next Door | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | English Genius | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | Joe Normal | Take it! |
| The World of Warcraft Class Test | Rogue | Take it! |
| The Real Breasts/Fake Breasts Test | 19 of 20 boobs | Take it! |
| The am I sarah's type Test | 66% awesome | Take it! |
| The Why's Led Zeppelin The Best Test | 10 Zeppelinitude | Take it! |
| The How Scorpio Are You? Test | 40% Scorpio | Take it! |
| The What Kind Of Hero Are You? Test | 34 % Pride, 69 % Courage, 47 % Wit, 84 % | Take it! |
| The Rock & Fuckin' Roll Test | ROCK & FUCKIN' ROLL | Take it! |
| The Intellectual Snob Test | 72% - The Snob! | Take it! |
| The Damn Near Impossible Test | Frustrated | Take it! |
| The Best Operating System For You Test | OpenBSD | Take it! |
| The What kind of sex freak are you Test | 16 - Amature porn | Take it! |
| The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test | Hard to Please (9 of 21) | Take it! |
| The You're an Animal! Test | Baboon | Take it! |
| The Which Hindu Goddess Are You? Test | Sarasvati | Take it! |
| The How Smart Are You Test | 40 % Smart ! And youre proud of it ! | Take it! |
| The Want To See My Breasts? Test | 95% Breast Worthy | Take it! |
| The Do you have a nice size cock Test | 61 length, 54 girth - The all-around coc | Take it! |
| The Which hot girl do you deserve? Test | Me & Angelina Jolie | Take it! |
| The sexual positions Test | 66 positions | Take it! |
| The one question philisophical tes Test | Fail | Take it! |
| The What SHOULD you look like Test | The Common Guy | Take it! |
| The Where You Should've Been Born Test | 30/55/68 - Spain | Take it! |
| The What Kind of Brain Are You Test | 18 Right-Brain, 54 Left-Brain, 54 Dual-T | Take it! |
| The Should You Call Tech Support? Test | Worthy | Take it! |
| The How Dark Are You Test | 51% - Carlin's cousin | Take it! |
| The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test | Politician | Take it! |
| The Adventure Game Test | 4 Live, 5 Die | Take it! |
| The One Question Test | 100 Libido | Take it! |
| The Ass vs. Pussy Test | 33% Ass, 66% Pussy,0%Disgusting | Take it! |
| The Improved Bullshit Detector Test | You Spout Elitist Bullshit | Take it! |
| The Nude Photos (new & Improved) Test | 0 Modest | Take it! |
| The Which Lost Character Are You Test | Boone | Take it! |
| The Would You Like My Boobs Test | 53 % Liking Not even close | Take it! |
| The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test | 95,720 descendants | Take it! |
| The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test | The Resistance (23% brainwash, 22% antit | Take it! |
| The Tits, Ass, and Cuteness Test | Curvy and Naughty (51% T, 50% A, 44% C) | Take it! |
| The Serial Killer Test | 56 WhichKillerRU | Take it! |
| The Emotional Safety Test | The prideful mixture: 59% safety, 38% hu | Take it! |
| The IQ Test | 190 variable 1 | Take it! |
| The could you be my fuck buddie Test | 74% - bring it on | Take it! |
| The Yin or Yang Test | 14 Yin, 17 Yang | Take it! |
| The Which ice-cream are you? Test | | Take it! |
| The True Geek Test | 75% geekness | Take it! |
| The 3-Variable Purity Test | 64% (95% subst., 54% sex, 58% moral) | Take it! |
| The Who the real men are Test | "The Normal" | Take it! |
| The Which Star Sign Are You? Test | Virgo | Take it! |
| The Sexuality Spectrum Test | Mostly Straight | Take it! |
| The Weird Okcupid Picture Test!!! Test | 45/50 | Take it! |
| The You Test | 71% - Happy out! | Take it! |
| The Are You Literate? Test | 72% | Take it! |
| The EXTREMELY advanced MATH Test | 74 on the MathDorkOMeter | Take it! |
| The what sex position are you Test | Missionary | Take it! |
| The Are You A Serial Killer Test | 39% - Back Away Slowly. | Take it! |
| The Memory Test | 100% visual, 90% non-visual | Take it! |
| The Harry Potter Wand Test | 36 wisdom, 33 bravery, 15 emotional, 27 | Take it! |
| The What Type of Flirt Are You Test | 59% - Fast Flirt | Take it! |
| The Introvert/Extrovert Test | 38% - Quietly Extroverted | Take it! |
| The James Bond Personality Test | "Alec Trevelyan" | Take it! |
| The BASIC KNOWLEDGE Test | 91% - you are s-m-r-t! | Take it! |
| The Are You Addicted to OkCupid Test | 51% Addicted to OK Cupid | Take it! |
| The Can You Crack The Code Test | 25 smartness | Take it! |
| The Sexual Scenario Survival Test | 46% - The maverick | Take it! |
| The What Really Happened On 9/11 Test | Skeptic (56% correct) | Take it! |
| The Google Speed Test | 30% accuracy, 100% speed | Take it! |
| The Innocence Test | -3 - Tarnished | Take it! |
| The Are You Completely Messed Up? Test | 66 % | Take it! |
| The HOW SMART ARE YOU Test | 100 INTELLIGENCE | Take it! |
| The What's Your Signature Weapon Test | Desert Eagle | Take it! |
| The How Much U Hate GEORGE W. BUSH Test | 73% - The Psuedo-Activist | Take it! |
| The HOLY Test | 55% - Follower of the Word | Take it! |
| The How Fucked by Bush You Are Test | 10 - Pretty fucked | Take it! |
| The Left or Right Brain Test | 84 % Lefty, 64 % Righty | Take it! |
| The Hogwarts Sorting Hat Test | 76% - Gryffindor! | Take it! |
| The should I GO TO SLEEP now Test | 59% - THE NAPPER | Take it! |
| The Dream Job Test | The Race Car Driver | Take it! |
| The Choose Your Own Adventure Test | 35% health, $25, 70% appeal | Take it! |
| The Worst Case Scenarios Test | 77% Survival Rate (Survivor) | Take it! |
| The Rule a Country Test | Social Democracy (69%/38%/66%) | Take it! |
| The Am I Your Perfect Girl Test | Just Friends - 54% | Take it! |
| The OK!Stupid Test | 125 intelligence | Take it! |
| The LONG Scientific Personality Test | ENTJ - Commandant | Take it! |
| The 4-Variable IQ Test | 40% interpersonal, 40% visual, 40% verba | Take it! |
| The ARE YOU EASY Test | 92% | Take it! |
| The Quick and Dirty Personality Test | "INTP - the Architect" | Take it! |
| The Could You Give Me an Orgasm? Test | 79% - Hot for Teacher | Take it! |
| The how fuckable are you? Test | 60% - " The good fuck" | Take it! |
| The LOTR Character Test | Gandalf | Take it! |
| The MASTURBATION Test | 62% - MASTERbator | Take it! |
| The Harry Potter Test | 97% potterpoints | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You're 24 !!! | Take it! |
| The LIE DETECTOR Test | 66% Little White Liar | Take it! |
| The Are you a typical scorpio Test | 87% Scorpio - "Typical Scorpio" | Take it! |
| The VERY Basic Math Test | 15 - MATH WIZ | Take it! |
| The Are you good at Cunnilingus Test | 65% - Eh not bad i guess | Take it! |
| The Harry Potter Test | 100% - Auror | Take it! |
| The Odd General Knowledge Test | Getting There | Take it! |
| The what simpsons character r u Test | Disco Stu! | Take it! |
| The What Famous Painting are You Test | 23 Art Points - Dali/ Debris | Take it! |
| The Which SUPER HERO are you Test | 64% - Batman | Take it! |
| The Which Chemical Element Am I Test | C...Carbon, 32 Mass, 39 Electronegativit | Take it! |
| The Intellectual Sexiness Test | 72 intellectual sexiness! | Take it! |