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tapehiss

33 Chicago, IL Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'd rather be in a dive bar drinking rye and playing board games.
I am an ambivert and neutral good.
If I were a super hero I'd have a prehensile tail.
I think vanilla is boring and monogomy is overrated.
I'm kinkier than most.
I like to attend scholarly lectures.
I love food, both cooking and eating.
I walk faster than most people in this town.
Sometimes... meow.
I have no poker face.
I'll try pretty much anything.
I don't own a car.
I'm tattooed.
I geek out on science.
I would rather fix it myself than pay someone to do it for me.
I sing and dance when there is no music playing.

I am inquisitive, indecisive, and insufferably cute
What I’m doing with my life
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I work backstage in a theater. That means that when most people are out I'm the one providing the entertainment. My nights off are mostly during the day, and I love it.

I practice yoga and knit to maintain my sanity. I've started to view cooking as a creative endeavor.

I like to challenge myself physically. I do a lot of things that can be described as circus tricks.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knitting, cooking, achieving balance, listening, following, snuggling, being mindful, tying knots.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have kind of a quirky way of dressing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am eclectic in all my tastes. I think I appreciate variety more than anything else.

I'm reading a lot these days. Everything from classic literature to comic books. I'm really excited about Sex Criminals and Saga. I just finished The Goldfinch. When my eyes get tried I listen to the Neverwhere radio play.

The Princess Bride is my favorite movie. Most of the movies I watch over and over are silly, campy, and bad in a good way like Dr. Horrible and Sean of the Dead. I also like fairy tales, sci fi, animation, and gratuitous special effects.

I don't know what's currently on TV. I doubt I ever will. The only thing I miss about cable is The Food Network. It was frustrating to have to wait years between seasons of How I Met Your Mother but it leaves me open to checking out things like Sherlock and Orange is the new Black and House of Cards. It's good that I can stream the Daily Show, and I don't think I'll ever get tired of Battlestar Galactica.

I used to say that music was one of the most important things in my life. It's still very important, but stories and story telling have moved up to share space with it. I spend a lot of time listening to a lot of different things like....The Beatles, Ani Di Franco, Bob Dylan, Led Zeppelin, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberitst, Johnny Cash, Beck, Vampire Weekend, The Mountain Goats, Mucca Pazza, Radiohead, Ella Fitzgerald, Johnathan Coulton, Stars, Mike Doughty, and The Avett Brothers.
I never miss an episode of The Savage Lovecast, Radiolab, or The Moth.

I cook most of my own meals. Lately its been a lot of curries and some approximations of Chinese take out dishes. When I eat out it's usually for sushi, or a good burger.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
bacon, music, connection, the ability to laugh at life, weekday brunch, shenanigans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The beer list.

Social conventions and mores and weather they'er worth deferring to.

Sex. In the way you're thinking and also sex positivity/negativity in various cultures and situations and how to make things better for everyone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making the magic of theater, and then hopefully getting tied up with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like committed and respectful relationships built on trust and communication. Also, I reserve the right to fuck others.
You should message me if
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You have your life together.
You have a decent idea of who you are and who you could become.
You're just as willing to talk about sex, feelings, and issues as you are the last movie you saw.

You're toppy, sadistic, and feminist. Or some similar variation.

You want to get a drink around midnight on a weeknight, or wander around the city on a weekday afternoon.

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