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38 Roselle, NJ Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25-39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:19am
4' 11" (1.50m)
Body Type
Full figured
Judaism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Heart on my sleeve-mind in the gutter
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm an artist and I'm also the manager of a custom framing shop. I love my job and I work very hard. My store is ranked number 20 in the country this year out of over 1000 stores! When I'm not working or writing profiles that make me sound like an over achieving dork, I try to relax and enjoy each day.
I'm super laid back and rarely get angry although no one would ever call me a pushover. I'm empathetic and logical as opposed to emotional and dramatic. Most people come to me for advice or to confide in me. I try to always be a good person and friend.
I want to find someone that is funny, smart, even tempered, kind, passionate, confident, loving, honest and hard working. I guess I'm looking for me but with a d*ick lol.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art , being positive, problem solving, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height, my eyes, my smile and my gigantic.... sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV-Breaking bad!,Dexter, Walking dead, drunk history, criminal minds, bones , NCIS, Always sunny in Philadelphia, Parks & Recreation, Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Lost, In Living Color, Oblongs, bobs burgers, Super Jail, Aqua Teen, Scooby Doo (the original ones!), Twilight Zone, Workaholics, Kids in The Hall, You Can't Do That On Television, The Young Ones, Father Ted, True Blood, Walking Dead, Archer,Tosh. O, Welcome Back Kotter, Unsolved Mysteries.
BOOKS- The Age of Reason, The Stranger, The Westing Game, Memoirs of a Geisha, true crime books.
MUSIC- JAY Z, J. Cole, Kanye West, Drake, Phish, Velvet Underground, Massive Attack, Beatles, Monkees, Ani Difranco, White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Amy Winehouse, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Astrud Gilberto, Nina Simone, Tribe Called Quest, The Doors, Erykah Badu, Parliament, London Funk All Stars
MOVIES- Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Gilda, Easy Rider, The Shining, The Usual Suspects, Hackers, Go, Pulp Fiction, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Saving Grace, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead, Office Space, Talladega Nights, I Love You Man, Role Models, Wedding Crashers, Elf, Old School, 21 Jumpstreet, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Dream a Little Dream, Breakfast Club

I like way more things than what I've listed but continuing would be ridiculous
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, art, love, pizza, chapstick and sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to kill a guy off a dating website and not get caught......
But not you of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or chilling with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kind of have a serial killer book collection. :)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You know the difference between no, know, two, to, too, you're and your, there, their and they're ...Please move on if you think being smart is stupid or that the earth is bigger than the sun . Thanks!
Oh and one more thing.
Please don't message me to tell me I have huge tits. Some other guy already told me so now I know and knowing is of course half the battle. Thank you for your concern though :)