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36 F Roselle, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:42pm
4′ 11″ (1.50m)
Body Type
Full figured
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Heart on my sleeve-mind in the gutter
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an artist and I'm also the manager of a custom framing shop. I love my job and I work very hard to achieve my sales goals. My store is ranked top 25 in the country out of over 1000 stores. When I'm not working or writing profiles that make me sound like an over achieving dork, I try to relax and enjoy each day.
I'm super laid back and rarely get angry although no one would ever call me a pushover. I'm empathetic and logical as opposed to emotional and dramatic. Most people come to me for advice or to confide in me. I try to always be a good person and a great friend.
I want to find someone that is funny, smart, even tempered, kind, passionate, confident, loving, honest and hard working. I guess I'm looking for me but with a d*ick lol.
I’m really good at
Art , being positive, problem solving, and making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, my eyes, my smile and my gigantic.... sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV-Dexter, Always sunny in Philadelphia, Parks & Recreation, Family Guy, The Mighty Boosh, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Lost, In Living Color, Oblongs, Super Jail, Aqua Teen, Scooby Doo (the original ones!), Twilight Zone, Workaholics, Kids in The Hall, You Can't Do That On Television, The Young Ones, Father Ted, True Blood, Walking Dead, Archer,Tosh. O, Welcome Back Kotter, Unsolved Mysteries.
BOOKS- The Age of Reason, The Stranger, The Westing Game, Memoirs of a Geisha, true crime books.
MUSIC- JAY Z, J. Cole, Kanye West, Drake, Phish, Velvet Underground, Massive Attack, Beatles, Monkees, Ani Difranco, White Stripes, Pink Floyd, Amy Winehouse, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Astrud Gilberto, Nina Simone, Tribe Called Quest, The Doors, Erykah Badu, Parliament, London Funk All Stars
MOVIES- Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Gilda, Easy Rider, The Shining, The Usual Suspects, Hackers, Go, Pulp Fiction, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Saving Grace, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead, Office Space, Talladega Nights, I Love You Man, Role Models, Wedding Crashers, Elf, Old School, 21 Jumpstreet, Beetlejuice, Heathers, Dream a Little Dream, Breakfast Club

I like way more things than what I've listed but continuing would be ridiculous
The six things I could never do without
Music, art, love, pizza, chapstick and sex
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to kill a guy off a dating website and not get caught......
But not you of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or chilling with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I kind of have a serial killer book collection. :)
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
You know the difference between no, know, two, to, too, you're and your, there, their and they're ...Please move on if you think being smart is stupid or that the earth is bigger than the sun . Thanks!