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tarattack

28 Saint Louis, MO Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 4
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like people.
I don't trust people who don't smile with their teeth.
I never mastered the inside voice.
I love it when things make me laugh out loud.
I'm not huge on personal bubbles.
I wake up with songs stuck in my head.
I notice when people get haircuts.
I am a sponge for useless pop culture knowledge.
Awkward people are my fave. Just not socially awkward.
I like watching people people when they aren't paying attention. as creepy as that sounds.
I'm a pro at making people feel awkward. I think it's a gift.
Rain is my favorite part about life.
I speak in sing-song. A lot.

Also, I love animals, but I'm heinously allergic to dogs and it seriously bums me out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm at a job that I really don't actually like, but working towards doing something I actually do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking and baking. I'm always on the look out recipes. I'm also crafty: crocheting, knitting, sowing and the like. I also like cats. so I'm basically an 85 year old trapped in a 25 year old body.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would assume my laugh. I've had people tell me they've found me in stores just from hearing my laugh. I don't think its distinctive, but apparently it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really can't answer this without making myself sound like a massive nerd. SO HERE WE GO:

Books: Harry Potter, anything by Bill Bryson, anything by Laurie Notaro, anything by Shel Silverstein, The Big Over Easy and The Fourth Bear both by Jasper Fforde... This was me just looking at my bookshelf, but I read A LOT.

Movies: The Cornetto Trilogy, anything and everything Marvel, all the Men in Blacks, any Mystery Science 3000s, The Heat, Sherlock Holmes, Jurassic Park... I don't have the attention span, nor do you probably have the reading attention span for all my favorites. I love movies.

Shows: Supernatural, Happy Endings, Doctor Who, The Mindy Project, Super Fun Night, Grimm, Brooklyn 99, Sleepy Hollow, Elementary, etc.

Music: There are far too many for this category so let's go with the recents I'm into: Incubus, Alt J, Florence and the Machine.

Food: everything and anything that's excellent. I'm a foodie by admission.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
Friends
Comfy clothes/bed/couch
Being able to cook for people
Music
Love?

I'm bad at being materialistic.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Underwater basket weaving or full contact origami.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate Quentin Tarantino; sorry if this is a deal breaker.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are awesome. I'm a bit of a grammar nerd so if you use internet speak, I might not answer you. I like laid back and educated guys. the more open minded you are, the more I'll like you. :)

And if you can tell me why bowties are cool, you instantly win favor with me.