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tarattack

27 F Saint Louis, MO

My Details

Last Online
Aug 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
tarattack is my user handle because i use it everywhere else. and believe me, i am everywhere else. i'm a bit of an internet junkie; it's how i unwind. as nerdy as that sounds.

(i c/p-ed this from my FB profile because i like it and it's true)
i like people.
i love it when people confide in me.
i never mastered the inside voice.
i love it when things make me laugh out loud.
i smile for legitimately no reason at all.
hugging is my life; i'm not huge on personal bubbles.
i wake up with songs stuck in my head. i don't think that's normal.
i notice when people get haircuts.
i am a sponge for useless pop culture knowledge.
sometimes when i speak i leave whole letters out of words.
i think awkward people are funny.
i like watching people people when they aren't paying attention. as creepy as that sounds.
i'm a pro at making people feel awkward. i think its a gift.
rain is my favorite part about life.
i talk in sing-song. a lot.

also, i love animals, but i'm heinously allergic to dogs and it seriously bums me out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm at a job that I really don't actually like, but working towards doing something I actually do.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
cooking and baking. I'm always on the look out recipes. I'm also crafty: crocheting, knitting, sowing and the like. I also like cats. so I'm basically an 85 year old trapped in a 25 year old body.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I would assume my laugh. I've had people tell me they've found me in stores just from hearing my laugh. I don't think its distinctive, but apparently it is.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I really can't answer this without making myself sound like a massive nerd. SO HERE WE GO:

Books: Harry Potter, anything by Bill Bryson, anything by Laurie Notaro, anything by Shel Silverstein, The Big Over Easy and The Fourth Bear both by Jasper Fforde... This was me just looking at my bookshelf, but I read A LOT.

Movies: The Cornetto Trilogy, all the Iron Mans, both Thors, The Avengers, all the Men in Blacks, any Mystery Science 3000s, The Heat, Sherlock Holmes... I don't have the attention span, nor do you probably have the reading attention span for all my favorites. I love movies.

Shows: Supernatural, Happy Endings, Doctor Who, The Mindy Project, Super Fun Night, Grimm, Brooklyn 99, Sleepy Hollow, Elementary, etc.

Music: There are far too many for this category so let's go with the recents I'm into: Bastille, Twenty One Pilots, Panic at the Disco... My brain's not working so I'm just sticking with those three.

Food: everything and anything that's excellent. I'm a foodie by admission.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The internet
Friends
Comfy clothes/bed/couch
Being able to cook for people
Music
Love?

I'm bad at being materialistic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, to be perfectly honest. I would love to bake/cook for a living but I don't think I'm good enough at it for people to pay me for it. I love to cook and bake for people and I love went people ask me to cook or bake.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Underwater basket weaving or full contact origami.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I hate Quentin Tarantino; sorry if this is a deal breaker.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are awesome. I'm a bit of a grammar nerd so if you use internet speak, I might not answer you. I like laid back and educated guys. the more open minded you are, the more I'll like you. :)

And if you can tell me why bowties are cool, you instantly win favor with me.