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tarmacwaffles

29 / M / Straight / Single

Dublin, Ireland

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:08pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm pretty much a more hirsute version of Larry David, which is pretty, preeetttyy, preeetttayyy worrying at times. I did have an argument it the rain with an elderly couple in a Superquinn carpark because they were parking in a mother and child spot. So yeah, that's my life.

Also, definitely not one of those "nice guys." I really hate those pricks, they are opposite of nice. Saying you're a "nice guy" is dating equivalent of starting a sentence with "I'm not a racist, BUT..."

INTJ - If you're into that.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an illustrator and art director who wants to do more writing than he is doing at the moment.

My Art Tumblr http://adamdmurray.tumblr.com/

I also play baseball, yes, baseball in Ireland. I'm a catcher if that means anything to you.

My 18 year old self would have punched me in the dick if I told him how much he'll love running in 10 years.

I can also say I'm now a super amateur stand-up comic.
I’m really good at
-Not sleeping.

-Growing Beards

-Being too legit to quit.

-Woody Allen impressions.

-I also feel I have a talent of figuring out ways Carl Weathers should be cast in movies.

-Talking to old people. I had do some research about nursing homes, and was kindly welcomed in by a few, as long I mucked in and helped out. Man, old people are awesome, even the ones who forget to wear trousers or the borderline nazis. Well, the racist ones aren't that great, in fairness.

-I'm also really fucking good at being modest.
The first things people usually notice about me
People hear me before they see me. I have no indoor voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite book is too hard, but my favourite writer is easy peasy, Terry Pratchett. But I'll give it the old college try anyway. The Graveyard Book, The Yiddish Policeman's Union, The Great Gatsby, Summerland, An Abundance of Katherines, Guards! Guards!, Witches Abroad, Cather in the Rye, The Bad Guys Won, Moneyball, Paper Towns, Three Nights in October, That is All.

Movies: Back to the Future, The Royal Tenenbaums, This is Spinal Tap, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Dark Knight, Some Like it Hot, Looper, Die Hard, The Royal Tennenbaums, Gangs of New York, The Departed, The Avengers, RED, The Thomas Crown Affair (both versions), Open Range, For A Few Dollars More, Wag The Dog, All The President's Men. I often fall into spirals of endlessly quoting Anchorman. "Boy, that escalated quickly."

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Parks and Rec, Person of Interest, The Good Wife, Elementary, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Supernatural, Justified, Archer, Bunheads.

My favourite shows of all time are either a toss up between Arrested Development, Father Ted, Cheers, Seinfeld and the West Wing.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Jurassic 5, AC/DC, MetallicA, Adam Warrock, Tony Bennet, The Be Good Tanyas, Theories Divide
The six things I could never do without
The internet or access to information (or gifs of bears waving)

Sketchbook and paper.

My Family, friends and my dog (Feel weird calling them things)

My catcher's mitt and a baseball.

My Zippo ( I don't smoke, but I really love it)

Headphones. Even with no music, I can still ignore / avoid people on the bus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
One of my favourite singers is Tony Bennett; he served in WW2. How many Nazis did the dude who sung "I left my heart in San Fransisco" kill?

Why don't we have more comics where Batman fights Deathstroke?
On a typical Friday night I am
Definitely not observing Shabbos, so on a typical Friday night, I guess I'm a pretty awful Jew?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There was almost an Irish version of Jackass and I was the Johnny Knoxville, or I least I thought I was. I was probably the Bam Margera.

I will secretly judge you if you list 9gag as one of the things you can't live without. They are awful people for stealing images whole sale and removing the credit to the original artist. Not cool.

I also used to be MUCH heavier and I'm trying to get down to a non life endangering weight by using the new fad diet of eating less and exercising more.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
if you believe in ghosts, because if they are real, that means the Ghostbusters could be real too. I need to know who I'm gonna call if there is something strange in my neighbourhood!!

If you don't think that me being jewish is all that special; because it's not. I'm not a unicorn and it's not my fault I'm the first Jew you've met.

Oh, bonus points if you have more to say to me than "nice beard." I posess both mirrors and self awarness, so I know it's a nice beard. Thank you.