Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty laid back, but I like going out and talking to new
people. I just moved here from Florida, so i'm around looking for
people to hang out with. I can be pretty sarcastic, but I'm also
witty, easy to get along with, and people say i'm pretty
So a little more:
I was raised in a beach area on the west coast of Florida where
most people go to die. That means I would happily rather sit in
Tampa's bumper-to-bumper traffic for hours than get stuck behind a
95 year old lady from Wisconsin or Ontario driving a minivan. It
also means I love fishing, and shopping at Goodwill. Goodwill was a
lot better before the hipsters ruined it. BUT it's still not that
On the one hand, I'm highly educated. I love reading academic
journals and when i'm listening to the radio, its usually NPR.
Economically, I'm left of left, and every now and then you can even
catch me watching Fox News because I love laughing at the entire
On the other hand, I've made plenty of bad decisions, including one
that ended in a divorce. Most of the time it looks like I either
came from the beach, or goodwill. I love going out. i like
exploring, and usually when I'm visiting a new town, the first
thing I look up are the top local brew pubs.
I freaking love to cook and I think i'm pretty good at it. I mostly
dabble in Latin American, and I love making food that melts my face
off. I also love craft beer and I love to smoke a cigar every once
and a while.
Anything else, just ask me!
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying no to work too much, trying to get to the beach as much as
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, historiography, watching old funny movies i've already
seen 1,000 times.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That i'm tall, and that i'm usually wearing board shorts!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a ton, but they're usually pretty boring books and you'd
laugh at me if I named one or two. I love terribly stupid but
hilarious movies that I grew up watching and still watch. Blazing
Saddles, for instance, is an American classic and I'll watch it
whenever its on. I love music and going to shows, and i'll listen
to anything except country, which is terrible! I'd much rather go
to a show than listen to club music, but I have been known to try
and dance. Love going to alternative and reggae shows. I'm also a
big college football (go Noles!), MLB (Rays) and NHL (Lightning)
fan. I like really, really, really spicy food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The dog I got for free for giving blood at the city pound. 2. My
family. 3. Hot sauce. 4. A good beer. 5. Buffalo wings (that's
spicy food twice I know). 6. The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Native American and early American historiography; how much I hate
hipsters; how ridiculous conservatives are; or what i'm going to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out somewhere. Usually a bar or a concert
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an anxiety problem
You should message me if
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you're cool, can laugh, are witty and sarcastic, and if you're not
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