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36 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:44am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Working on masters program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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First, you try to write a profile a bit too humble because you don't like bullshit. Then, nobody answer to your messages, probably thinking you are a looser. You realize that being humble don't pay:
did anybody ever got a job saying "I am good, but you know, everybody is good, some way"? Nope. Only pretty suburb chicks can have succes by leaving a picture of themselves with an obvious cleavage saying nothing else than: "I don't bite, but grrr... send me a message". Well, I have no cleavage but I am well preserved. That's a start.

So, what to say? I know a lot of things on human nature, society and history. Been everywhere too. Hey, did I tell you about this giant centipede that bite me in Laos? Oh, I almost died in Mongolia on a horse ride! I lost my train in Siberia, with all my luggages in. So what? I don't know. I have a little attention deficit, so it happen sometimes that I forget where I was going. But I am pretty smart.

On a more serious tone, I am sensitive, and curious, and... euh... are you still there? I am funny too. Well, for some persons, I am really funny. Except for the ones who like douchebags. You know, those ones always saying they don't like douchbags... Well, to you, I send a hug. It's not your fault. There is lovely douchbags anyway. And I love their tatoos, sometimes.

Anyway, I think saying more that 3 qualities is not fair for others who have only 2, so I will stop here.

But a last word. It's strange but it seems that men are often been suspected to be assholes. So, it's probably a good thing to clear it out first: I am not an asshole. Let say it's a quality. So, it makes 4. Hey, I forgot: I sing like hell. 5.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing a master in history after a career in journalism and communications. I wanna be a teacher in a cégep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Donner des conseils que je ne suis pas moi-même. Lire les journaux trop longtemps. Me perdre dans mes pensées. Procrastiner.

Oh, you don't understand French? Then, why aren't you accepting my invitation for a glass of wine, I could teach you a word or two?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Oh my God, you're so funky !
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kundera, Camus, Garcia Marquez.

Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Wire, Homeland, House of Cards, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Weeds.

Rock, folk, Bossa nova, chanson française, klezmer, jazz, R&B, etc., etc. etc.

Food: everything except liver.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do you really wanna know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am picky.
You should message me if
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-You look like Monica Bellucci ... or close too. Asians, blacks, latinos, red hair, curly hair, blond or any comparable style can be nice too.
-You are easy going, funny, positive and open minded (75% of those mentionned qualities is an acceptable score).
-You don't feel the need to share on Twitter everything you think, do or eat. Except if you are Monica Bellucci.