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tarte_au_sucre

36 M Montreal, Quebec, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First, you try to write a profile a bit too humble because you don't like bullshit. Then, nobody answer to your messages, probably thinking you are a looser. You realize that being humble don't pay:
did anybody ever got a job saying "I am good, but you know, everybody is good, some way"? Nope. Only pretty suburb chicks can have succes by leaving a picture of themselves with an obvious cleavage saying nothing else than: "I don't bite, but grrr... send me a message". Well, I have no cleavage but I am well preserved. That's a start.

So, what to say? I know a lot of things on human nature, society and history. Been everywhere too. Hey, did I tell you about this giant centipede that bite me in Laos? Oh, I almost died in Mongolia on a horse ride! I lost my train in Siberia, with all my luggages in. So what? I don't know. I have a little attention deficit, so it happen sometimes that I forget where I was going. But I am pretty smart.

On a more serious tone, I am sensitive, and curious, and... euh... are you still there? I am funny too. Well, for some persons, I am really funny. Except for the ones who like douchebags. You know, those ones always saying they don't like douchbags... Well, to you, I send a hug. It's not your fault. There is lovely douchbags anyway. And I love their tatoos, sometimes.

Anyway, I think saying more that 3 qualities is not fair for others who have only 2, so I will stop here.

But a last word. It's strange but it seems that men are often been suspected to be assholes. So, it's probably a good thing to clear it out first: I am not an asshole. Let say it's a quality. So, it makes 4. Hey, I forgot: I sing like hell. 5.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing a master in history after a career in journalism and communications. I wanna be a teacher in a cégep.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Donner des conseils que je ne suis pas moi-même. Lire les journaux trop longtemps. Me perdre dans mes pensées. Procrastiner.

Oh, you don't understand French? Then, why aren't you accepting my invitation for a glass of wine, I could teach you a word or two?
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh my God, you're so funky !
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Kundera, Camus, Garcia Marquez.

Breaking Bad, Mad Men, The Wire, Homeland, House of Cards, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, Weeds.

Rock, folk, Bossa nova, chanson française, klezmer, jazz, R&B, etc., etc. etc.

Food: everything except liver.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Do you really wanna know?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Happy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am picky.
You should message me if
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-You look like Monica Bellucci ... or close too. Asians, blacks, latinos, red hair, curly hair, blond or any comparable style can be nice too.
-You are easy going, funny, positive and open minded (75% of those mentionned qualities is an acceptable score).
-You don't feel the need to share on Twitter everything you think, do or eat. Except if you are Monica Bellucci.