did anybody ever got a job saying "I am good, but you know, everybody is good, some way"? Nope. Only pretty suburb chicks can have succes by leaving a picture of themselves with an obvious cleavage saying nothing else than: "I don't bite, but grrr... send me a message". Well, I have no cleavage but I am well preserved. That's a start.
So, what to say? I know a lot of things on human nature, society and history. Been everywhere too. Hey, did I tell you about this giant centipede that bite me in Laos? Oh, I almost died in Mongolia on a horse ride! I lost my train in Siberia, with all my luggages in. So what? I don't know. I have a little attention deficit, so it happen sometimes that I forget where I was going. But I am pretty smart.
On a more serious tone, I am sensitive, and curious, and... euh... are you still there? I am funny too. Well, for some persons, I am really funny. Except for the ones who like douchebags. You know, those ones always saying they don't like douchbags... Well, to you, I send a hug. It's not your fault. There is lovely douchbags anyway. And I love their tatoos, sometimes.
Anyway, I think saying more that 3 qualities is not fair for others who have only 2, so I will stop here.
But a last word. It's strange but it seems that men are often been suspected to be assholes. So, it's probably a good thing to clear it out first: I am not an asshole. Let say it's a quality. So, it makes 4. Hey, I forgot: I sing like hell. 5.