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tattooedneilguy

32 Elkhart, IN Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, White, Other
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly), Afrikaans (Fluently), Occitan (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm a professional tattoo artist with my own private studio in Elkhart city. I'm very outgoing, wild, sarcastic, and love to maintain a decent yet raunchy sense of humor. Sometimes I even do stand up comedy sitting down. I'm looking for someone that I can really connect with, joke around about life and how messed up the world is, and see on regular basis and not just every once and a while. Art is my life but I still enjoy to have fun whenever I can, which is often. I enjoy camping, playing disc golf, going to the beach, writing poetry and street poetry, drinking with friends and new people at various bars or house parties, biking, fishing, the works. Life's too short to not have a blast and own the living sh*t out of every minute. That sounded like a mountain dew commercial, minus the "shit" part.

Also ladies if you're here for a booty call then jog on. Yes believe it or not there are women out there looking for that. Also if you can't put an equal effort into communicating once we hang or numbers are exchanged please don't contact me because I'm not into the chase, and if you find yourself suddenly uninterested just let me know. Ignoring someone after making an effort to connect with them is childish. That being said I have to potty so bye.

One more thing I prefer to date black guys hahahahha
What I’m doing with my life
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Tattooing and drawing custom art is my primary profession. I've been doing it for 7 years as a living and it's my main passion in life. I also do stand-up comedy occasionally, which is a great way to blow off steam and meet new people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
tattooing, drawing, painting, writing short stories, spoken word poetry, singing, cooking, and swimming
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have many tattoos, mostly darker macabre photo-realistic tattoos on my left arm. I'm working on a solid sleeve there. Also my sense of humor is always in full swing so people see that side of me immediately. Also I have a penis for a nose with a price albert at the tip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Fear and Loathing In America, Our America, You Are Being Lied To, After Roswell, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

MOVIES: return of the jedi, akira, capitalism a love story, Dawn of the dead(the original), the matrix trilogy, type o negative after dark.

SHOWS: The mighty boosh, Stargate sg-1, Mr. show, Wonder Showzen, Star wars clone wars, the walking dead, supernatural.

MUSIC: pig destroyer, if you don't like Type O Negative then bye, sage francis, dredge, mac lethal, buddy guy, burnt by the sun, frontline assembly, miles davis, tech n9ne, old sepultura, Devin Townsend band, sqaurepusher, suffocation, cyanotic, lightning hopkins.

FOOD: Tex-Mex, Italian, and Chinese are my favorites but I'm up for anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my art, oxygen, video games, tasteful 1920's pornography, beer, and working out
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the entire human race can't put aside their greed, arrogance, and pride an stop killing each other, frivolously squandering this planets resources and collectively pull each others heads out of our own asses and just work as one race toward a better world for our future. Then I realize that won't happen in my lifetime so I just look at internet porn.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tattooing, going out to a bar, or going to a show, be it a movie or a live band. Oh and needle pulling with my gal pals.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hunger Games is my sh******t
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you can appreciate the Scoobius Pib quote "open a woman's mind, not her legs." Also if you eat paste.....