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tattoojoe152

26 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm witty, slightly sarcastic, left of liberal, passionate about a wide variety of social justice and environmental issues, an unapologetic fan of John Green and his anchoring bias against pennies, as well as a tattoo and piercing enthusiast. Make of that what you will.

I am poly, I have a primary partner (she's really awesome) so at the moment I am looking for casual dating, and leaving it open to where ever that might lead.

Additionally in the interest of efficiency I have 18 tattoos and counting. I don't mind talking about them but if I get one more "cool tatts, how many do [yo]u have?" message, I'll probably scream.
What I’m doing with my life
Making the most of my youth, working in environmental non-profit land, focusing on advancing my career, ya know standard stuff for a young progressive in DC.

Also fair warning, as a field organizer I work evenings (generally 1 - 10:30) M-F, so if that doesn't work for you well sorry I guess.
I’m really good at
Talking to people I've never met and getting them to donate large amounts of money to an organization they have never heard of.

I don't know if you would consider this a skill or not but I can grow a pretty full beard from scratch in like a week and a half.
The first things people usually notice about me
Personality wise, expert conversationalist / my seemingly endless well of puns and jokes.

Physically, my 1 inch gauges / tattoos (when it's T-shirt and shorts weather) or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am going to decilne to answer this one. I assure you I enjoy all of these things but if I tell you now, what are we going to talk about over drinks?
The six things I could never do without
My bike
My friends
Intelligent conversation
Speaking with my hands
Cold beer
Back yard fire pit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well it's usually a toss up between thinking of a way to get conservatives to believe in climate change, how much I really need new brakes for my bike, or if any one wants to grab a beer after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hitting a bar with friends, usually in the U street or DuPont area. This section is kind of boring, sorry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When at work I am often seen using a sonic screwdriver pen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
If you would rather just grab drinks than email a bunch.

You want to go see an action movie.

You understand the fact I am poly, and this will not end in a monogamous situation.

Also, red hair, piercings/tattoos are always a plus in my book.