Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm packing up and heading west for my job, and I'm super excited
for the new experience. That being said, I took the position site
unseen, so I have some serious social network building to do. So I
am accepting applications for friends, lovers, tour guides and
assorted combinations there of. My time line as of now puts me in
Denver mid June, but feel free to reach out before I get out
I'm witty, slightly sarcastic, left of liberal, passionate about a
wide variety of social justice and environmental issues, an
unapologetic fan of John Green and his anchoring bias against
pennies, as well as a tattoo and piercing enthusiast from DC. Make
of that what you will.
I am in an ethically non monogamous relationship (check out my
partner JerseyGinger, she's really awesome). For us this means we
are committed to each other but we date and have partners outside
of our primary relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Packing up and moving 2/3rds of the way across the country and 3000
miles away from anyone I know.
Also working up more excuses to brunch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't know if you would consider this a skill or not but I can
grow a pretty full beard from scratch in like a week and a
Oh and balloon animals, I am available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs
and dinner parties.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality wise, expert conversationalist / my seemingly endless
well of puns and jokes.
Physically, my 1 inch gauges / tattoos or the beard.
Beard update: a few months back I entered into a gentlemans bet
that involves not trimming it so the beard is quite "majestic"
(according to some) right now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am going to decilne to answer this one. I assure you I enjoy all
of these things but if I tell you now, what are we going to talk
about over drinks?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Speaking with my hands
A nice single malt
Back yard fire pit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well it's usually a toss up between thinking of a way to get
conservatives to believe in climate change, how urgently I need new
brakes for my bike, or if any one wants to grab a beer after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting a bar with friends, usually in the U street or DuPont area.
This section is kind of boring, sorry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When at work I am often seen using a sonic screwdriver pen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a Denver native and know all the spots I need to check
You are also new or newish to Denver and want to start an east
coast ex-pat club.
You know all the bars to get good whiskey and play a little pool
You understand the fact I am poly, and this will not end in a
Also, red hair, piercings/tattoos and radical / revolutionary
tendencies are all always a plus in my book.
Who are you looking for?
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