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26 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:01am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Atheism, and very serious about it
Dropped out of space camp
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm witty, slightly sarcastic, left of liberal, passionate about a wide variety of social justice and environmental issues, an unapologetic fan of John Green and his anchoring bias against pennies, as well as a tattoo and piercing enthusiast. Make of that what you will.

I am poly, I have a primary partner (JerseyGinger, she's really awesome) so at the moment I am looking for casual dating, and leaving it open to where ever that might lead.

Additionally in the interest of efficiency I have 18 tattoos and counting. I don't mind talking about them but if I get one more "cool tatts, how many do [yo]u have?" message, I'll probably scream.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the most of my youth, working in environmental non-profit land, focusing on advancing my career, ya know standard stuff for a young progressive in DC.

Also fair warning, as a field organizer I work evenings (generally 1 - 10:30) M-F, so if that doesn't work for you well sorry I guess.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people I've never met and getting them to donate large amounts of money to an organization they have never heard of.

I don't know if you would consider this a skill or not but I can grow a pretty full beard from scratch in like a week and a half.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality wise, expert conversationalist / my seemingly endless well of puns and jokes.

Physically, my 1 inch gauges / tattoos (when it's T-shirt and shorts weather) or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am going to decilne to answer this one. I assure you I enjoy all of these things but if I tell you now, what are we going to talk about over drinks?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike
My friends
Intelligent conversation
Speaking with my hands
Cold beer
Back yard fire pit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well it's usually a toss up between thinking of a way to get conservatives to believe in climate change, how much I really need new brakes for my bike, or if any one wants to grab a beer after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting a bar with friends, usually in the U street or DuPont area. This section is kind of boring, sorry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When at work I am often seen using a sonic screwdriver pen.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you would rather just grab drinks than email a bunch.

You want to go see an action movie.

You understand the fact I am poly, and this will not end in a monogamous situation.

Also, red hair, piercings/tattoos are always a plus in my book.