27 Denver, CO
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My self-summary
Likes: comedy, whiskey, politics and science.

Dislikes: fascism, racism, homophobia, spiders, and folks who argue against the use of the Oxford comma (All mostly in the same regard).

I'm witty, slightly sarcastic, left of liberal (like Marx is my homeboy left), passionate about a wide variety of social justice and environmental issues, an unapologetic fan of John Green and his anchoring bias against pennies, as well as a tattoo and piercing enthusiast. Make of that what you will.

Originally from DC
What I’m doing with my life
Packing up and moving 2/3rds of the way across the country and 3000 miles away from anyone I know.

Reworking my stand up so it works on folks who don't happen to be huge public policy nerds.

Also working up more excuses to brunch.
I’m really good at
I don't know if you would consider this a skill or not but I can grow a pretty full beard from scratch in like a week and a half.

Oh and balloon animals, I am available for birthdays, bar mitzvahs and dinner parties.
The first things people usually notice about me
Personality wise, expert conversationalist / my seemingly endless well of puns and jokes.

Physically, my 1 inch gauges / tattoos or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am going to decilne to answer this one. I assure you I enjoy all of these things but if I tell you now, what are we going to talk about over drinks?
The six things I could never do without
My bike
My friends
Intelligent conversation
Speaking with my hands
A nice single malt
Back yard fire pit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well it's usually a toss up between thinking of a way to get conservatives to believe in climate change, how urgently I need new brakes for my bike, or if any one wants to grab a beer after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
No fucking clue, having a drink with you?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When at work I am often seen using a sonic screwdriver pen.
You should message me if
You are a Denver native and know all the spots I need to check out.

You are also new or newish to Denver and want to start an east coast ex-pat club.

You know all the bars to get good whiskey and play a little pool in.

You think you can tell me a joke I've never heard. Seriously I collect jokes like 8 year old me collected pogs. Give it your best shot.

Also, red hair, piercings/tattoos and radical / revolutionary tendencies are all always a plus in my book.