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tattoojoe152

26 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm witty, slightly sarcastic, left of liberal, passionate about a wide variety of social justice and environmental issues, an unapologetic fan of John Green and his anchoring bias against pennies, as well as a tattoo and piercing enthusiast. Make of that what you will.

I am poly, I have a primary partner (JerseyGinger, she's really awesome) so at the moment I am looking to meet cool people and leaving it open to where ever that might lead.

Additionally in the interest of efficiency I have 18 tattoos and counting. I don't mind talking about them but if I get one more "cool tatts, how many do [yo]u have?" message, I'll probably scream.

On a side note I find it strange and hilarious that people who are only looking for new friends also qualify that by also only looking for people who are single.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the most of what's left of my youth, slaving away in environmental non-profit land, working on removing the assistant at the front of my job title.

Also working up more excuses to brunch.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking to people I've never met and getting them to donate large amounts of money to an organization they have never heard of.

I don't know if you would consider this a skill or not but I can grow a pretty full beard from scratch in like a week and a half.

And as a recent impulse buy at the dollar store has revealed, apparently balloon animals.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Personality wise, expert conversationalist / my seemingly endless well of puns and jokes.

Physically, my 1 inch gauges / tattoos (when it's T-shirt and shorts weather) or the beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am going to decilne to answer this one. I assure you I enjoy all of these things but if I tell you now, what are we going to talk about over drinks?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My bike
My friends
Intelligent conversation
Speaking with my hands
Cold beer
Back yard fire pit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Well it's usually a toss up between thinking of a way to get conservatives to believe in climate change, how much I really need new brakes for my bike, or if any one wants to grab a beer after work.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hitting a bar with friends, usually in the U street or DuPont area. This section is kind of boring, sorry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When at work I am often seen using a sonic screwdriver pen.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you would rather just grab drinks than email a bunch.

You want to go see an action movie.

You understand the fact I am poly, and this will not end in a monogamous situation.

Also, red hair, piercings/tattoos are always a plus in my book.