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tauntaunn

26 / M / straight / Single

Astoria, New York

The Skinny

Last Online
Join Date
Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 7" (1.70m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism and laughing about it
Sign
Aries and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
—
Kids
—
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am tired, still awake, and I don't know why.

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My Self-Summary

Oh dating site, you want me to talk about myself now? jesus.

Fine, here it goes. Born here, raised here, still living in this city full of crazies - and I've got the battle scars to prove it. I design, I move pixels, I do advertising, I get paid. Nuff said.

But, I am passionate about it- I love everything poetic/dramatic/creative/artistic- love the feeling of watching a good concert or movie or play and getting goosebumps because what I'm watching at the moment is that fucking good. I curse alot, often too much for my own good. I don't listen to the phrase "dress for the job you want to have" - it's summer, it's hot, I need shorts and tshirts, thankyouverymuch.

I'd rather be out driving....

What I’m doing with my life

Making ugly things look not ugly. Designing, solving problems, working too much. Going out with friends, drinking, laughing, acting like a complete idiot. Enjoying life as much as I can. Taking nothing for granted.

I’m really good at

THUMB WAR

The first things people usually notice about me

"Hey, that dude is standing there. He is also wearing clothes. NICE sideburns."

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: John Gardner's Grendel, All the Kings Men, Fellowship of the yadda yadda you know the rest of those, anything by Fitzgerald, David Sedaris, or Palahniuk

Movies: way too many. way way too many.

music: currently listening to The Decemberists on repeat. Their new album is amazing. other than that, classic standbys are- The Beatles, Dylan, Waits, Floyd, White Stripes, Buckley, Of Montreal, and a billion others.

food: the tasty kind

The six things I could never do without

• My mini coop
• friends & family (totally counts for one, right? Oh i'm corny..)
• Do limbs count? Do each of them count as one? I need those.
• Keyboard cat
• Chicken parm heroes. OH YEAH
• Yer moms

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Beer. Do you realize how many beers there are in the world? I think i've only tried 1% of them and I'm determined to try them all!!!

On a typical Friday night I am

Out with friends at a bar, always containing a jukebox with a choice selection of classic rock. Or taking in a mooooovie, or at home passed the eff out from a long work day.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Potato Salad gives me the willies.

You should message me if

You've got some attitude, sarcasm and quick wit- and you've got a creative , eccentric, lovely streak in you.

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