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31 Cleveland, OH Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Nov 10, 2012
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly other
Other, and very serious about it
Taurus, and it matters a lot
Graduated from two-year college
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Simply, I'm a nut. I'm shy and introverted at first. It's easy to pass me over. Once you know me you see all my layers. I'm an intellectual and a pervert. I'll set myself up for a joke and have quick one liners. I'm loyal to a fault, once I deem you worthy. I read ALOT and listen to music whenever possible. I say ummm and whatchamacallit alot. My brain works too fast for the rest of me. That leads to many brain farts and comical stumblings (literally). I love learning new things and try to be around people that know more than me. And I can ramble with the best of them!

I am thoughtful, social, and comical
What I’m doing with my life
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Oh dear god! So little things to do, so much time. Stop! Reverse it. Actually, I work way too much. I am a functional trainer, meaning I train people on how to do their job. The company I work for has been hiring people like mad and so I have been running around like a mad woman teaching people.

I have been dating a guy from OKC for over 3 years. I look at him and feel like the luckiest woman in the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making desserts- especially chocolate. Tarot and Numerology. Letting my inner child run free. Finding the things that annoy you. Changing subjects for no reason. Interrupting people (though I am trying to change that- *edit*- getting better, but not there yet). Coming up with a crude and perverted meaning for whatever you say.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably, that I just tripped over my own feet. I'm a serious klutz.
I'm also known for weird facial expressions and random goofiness. It has been known to turn heads.
Randomly mooing. (I'm a Bull afterall!)
Online, I'm known for typos and spellings things the British way like grey, amoung, and favourite.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I am currently in Love with Steven Brust. Awesome writer and nice guy. Joe Haldeman, Piers Anthony, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Melanie Rawn, Anne McCaffrey (Rowan series), Neil Stephenson, and other Sci/Fi Fantasy.

Movies: Lock Stock, Snatch, Willy Wonka, Sleeping Beauty, V for Vendetta, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I like movies with the following people: Jet Li, Mel Brooks, Gene Wilder, Tim Curry, Robert De Nero, and Jason Statham.

Shows: I am a fan of Glee, Bones, Raising Hope, and Pan Am.

Music in no particular order: Rush, Queen, David Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins, Garbage, Gin Blossoms, Better Than Ezra, Sublime, The Beatles, random 60's hippie music, Culture Club, Thompson Twins, ABC, Clime Fisher, Soft Cell, Berlin, Pat Benatar, Blondie, The Cure, 80's New Wave/Dark Wave, Soil, Disturbed, Tool, Perfect Circle, Rammstein, Beborn Beton, and othe rGerman Industrial.
To really mix it up, I like Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Rachmaninoff, Scriabin, Edvard Grieg, and Chopin. I find that I prefer Russian composers over Western European ones. I don't care for Beethoven that much.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That safe feeling when someone you love holds you.
My close friends.
Yeast. It helps me make yummy things like mead and bread.
Music- it moves the soul.
I know I could live without the last two, but I think I would go crazy without them:
A car
The internet (thank Silicon Valley for smartphones!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sometimes I think I have ADD because I normally think of multiple things at once. At any given time, I'm thinking about everything at once: My future plans and how to best achieve them. Some random song in my head. A joke I heard a comedian say. (Comedy Central is my friend). The direction I'm "supposed" to be traveling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working overtime. Otherwise, I just hang out with friends or spend quality time with my honey.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing is private for me. If you want any information and ask nicely, you'll most likely receive it.

I can giggle.
You should message me if
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You think we have something in common or some other normal reason.
You like tarot, absinthe, or whatnot.