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My self-summary Propose an edit

Grew up in suburbs-ville. Flopped around in college. Now sorting out what to do with the rest of eternity. I adore living downtown. It is good for my weary bones to stop shuffling around.

A coworker recently described me as a cartoon of myself, which I think is one of the best things someone has ever said to me. I tend to hit my head off of door frames/light fixtures and then react comically. In fact, I make a lot of fuss whenever I hurt myself, usually to the hilarity of those around.

And I am not afraid to take run-on jokes to new levels of perversion.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

Slaving it out in the kitchen for a paltry sum barely above minimum. My co-workers are, thankfully, awesome people.

Starting various crafty projects. Most recently: chainmail!

Indulging too much, because I goddamn deserve it.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Moving furniture. I walked my new desk and chair home 6km (checked on google) on a dolly, after walking there in the first place. It was epic.

Giving massages. My unfinished education was in the field of Massage Therapy. I was in final year when I decided it's not a proffesion I want to stick with. I am still very good with my hands, although I never get to practice enough.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

Gotta be the height. Tall makes you stick out like a sore thumb. Maybe my hair as well, but only if it is not tied up.

One of the first things people usually notice when they get to know me, is that I am a bit .... odd.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

These lists are run-on. I keep adding on more in random places. It's not really neccesary to read any of it actually.

A) Hey Nostradomus!, Neuromancer, Blink, Freakonomics, Dream Brother, A Scanner Darkly, On The Road, Pure Drivel by Steve Martin, Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocolypse, Eleanor Rigby, The New Drawing on the Right Side of the Brain, The Way Things Work, The Fountainhead (I have a complicated relationship with Ayn Rand)

B) Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Spider, Pi, Fifth Element, 1408, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Blade Runner, Brain Candy, The Shawshank Redemption,Akira, Fear of a Black Hat, Waking Life, Pootie Tang, Cape Fear, Happiness, Clerks, Lifestyles of the Rich and Heinous

C) Ramones, King Cobb Steelie, Aphex Twin, Madlib/Quasimoto, Minibosses, Melvins, The Secret Handshake, Daft Punk, Primus, Yo La Tengo, Tool, Barrington Levy, Lightning Bolt, Dinosaur Jr., The Heatskores, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Pixies, Huevos Rancheros, KOMPRESSOR, Michael Jackson, SubHuman

D) Falafel, Seitan, Green Tea, Curry Anything, Jerk Anything, Rice & Peas, Butter Chicken, #131 @ Bo De Duyen, Rosemary Anything, Sushi/Maki/Sashimi, Soup with a million crushed up crackers in it, Hummus, Whatever you don't finish.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

1)Old Friends. 2)Ball-point pens. 3)Personal freedom. 4)Books. 5)Moot points. 6)Laughing fits. 7)Alone Time. 8)Very Hot Showers. 9)My sense of empathy. 10)Human Physical Contact. 11)Water. 12)Unmotorized wheeled transport. 13)Everything I have ever learned.

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

My future.

Death.

How long it will be until I stumble upon another Molson Stock Ale.

How I really need to start making music with my friends.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Getting off work at 12:45am, and smoking on the steps out front.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I didn't do "it" until I was 20.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You want to make clothes, solder electronics, play xbox360. Or if you want a massage. I am very professional and know how to respect boundaries.

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