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taxecuts

30 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:52am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Just an ancient demi-god from a long forgotten cult of cat worshippers. Lookin' for love and a sacrifice before the blood orgy.
What I’m doing with my life
I had the occupational rug pulled out from under me in Cleveland, moved here in October to work through some growing debt. I'm currently shacked up with my parents (WEIRD) until the summer, when i'll either shack up somewhere local on the cheap, or move back to Cleveland. I'm still feeling out Austin, so if you've got any suggestions, feel free to make 'em.

And if you know anywhere that might be hiring for, say, a research assistant or an editor, feel free to hit me up.

Update: The most fun I have every day is when I work on my writing. I'm churning up some pretty Good Shit right now, so Hey Gurl, getcher trophy partner/author RIGHT HERE. But really, I'm working on something great right now.
I’m really good at
Being right in the god damn way.

Staring uncomfortably until the silence is broken by a cacophony of wet, rippling farts.
The first things people usually notice about me
The savage-eyed look of a grim mountain man and the smell of something feral.

"Excuse me, can you not…"
"Yes?"
"Be gigantic, please?"
:/
The six things I could never do without
Exercise
Cattitude
Reading Material
People
Cats
Respect for All Creatures, People, Cultures, and Sexual Identities/Orientations.

TL;DR: Fart Jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recently: Stand up bits. Butts. If attempting to write a non gender-binary sci-fi would be worthwhile, or just another novelty of literature. Making everything vegan/vegetarian friendly (I'm a fancy line cook). Why this guy is going 10 under the speed limit JESUSFUCKINGCHRIST. Curing my hangry fits with tasty, healthy food. My cat. The new Godzilla movie. Why is there shit on my glasses? Who the fuck watches reality television? Is that a beOHSHITFUCKTHAT'SABEE. Greens and how to cook 'em ((not innuendo for pot) Ha ha, "In *your* endo!"). My next workout.
On a typical Friday night I am
90% of the time, I'm working. I'm service, so my off days are seldom on the weekends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm honest. That piece of food in your teeth? Beer foam on your nose? Fuzz in your hair? Totally gonna tell you. Because teamwork.

I'm queer. No, not gay, exactly. Just queer, or perhaps something more narrow. I'm sure I don't defy labels, but I'm also not bothering to find one. I like what I like.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If "they're, their, and there" doesn't appear in your profile. C'mon now, if that mattered, would you have *really* come to the internet for dating?

If you've got no hang-ups about dating a guy who (currently) shares the same kitchen with his parents.

You want to start a YouTube channel with me.