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30 • M • Austin, TX
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- 6′ 2″ (1.88m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
- Likes dogs and has cats
And if you know anywhere that might be hiring for, say, a research assistant or an editor, feel free to hit me up.
Update: The most fun I have every day is when I work on my writing. I'm churning up some pretty Good Shit right now, so Hey Gurl, getcher trophy partner/author RIGHT HERE. But really, I'm working on something great right now.
Staring uncomfortably until the silence is broken by a cacophony of wet, rippling farts.
"Excuse me, can you not…"
"Be gigantic, please?"
Respect for All Creatures, People, Cultures, and Sexual Identities/Orientations.
TL;DR: Fart Jokes.
I'm queer. No, not gay, exactly. Just queer, or perhaps something more narrow. I'm sure I don't defy labels, but I'm also not bothering to find one. I like what I like.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 21–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
If you've got no hang-ups about dating a guy who (currently) shares the same kitchen with his parents.
You want to start a YouTube channel with me.
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