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33 San Jose, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:50pm
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I embrace openly all things nerdy, obscure and over-the-top: essentially I'm loud, obnoxious, fun as hell and always there when you need a good wing-woman. My friends are my family (since I'm an only child) and I'm very close with my parents who are back in Cincinnati, Ohio.

I spend quite a bit of time hitting up local bars with my friends, be it to listen to live music, sing kareoke or just to hang out with our favorite regulars.

I read far too many books, draw way too many portraits and bake cupcakes and cook as often as possible. I'm also THAT ASSHOLE when it comes to music.

Edit: If you do decide to send me a message, I will respond, I just have to wait until I'm in the right mood to write up a thoughtful response.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm currently waiting tables because the exhausting and soul-crushing life of retail management just wasn't for me anymore. I'm working on perfecting my baking and home-made flavored syrup recipes so that I can plan a menu for the business model I'm working on for an alternative bakery/coffee house with attitude.

I spend a sh'load of time with my close friends going out and just acting like the fine, upstanding idiots that we are.

I spend quite a bit of my time drawing and have hopes to start selling custom portraits for those who would like something special and one-of-a-kind.

I got a divorce in March of 2010 and am trying to learn how to date again... It's difficult, but I'm up to the challenge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not gonna lie, I'm funny as hell. I am the Queen of the one-liners, the Princess of mom jokes, the Dutchess of making fun of your dumbass antics.

I'm a pretty decent portrait artist, can write a mean short story and can cook and bake circles around the average person (and I don't really let people into my kitchen unless they can show me they can handle a chef knife).

I love music, and having a background in operas and musicals I'm a pretty good singer as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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well, for one, I'm six feet tall. I also have gigantic eyes.

I have quite a few people tell me that I have a very approachable face and that I'm easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love anything written by Vladmir Nabokov, William Gibson and Neil Stephenson. Some of my favorite books are: Snow Crash, Ender's Game, The Theif of Always, etc.

Movies I will NEVER get sick of: Super Troopers, Shaun of the Dead, The Adventures of Baron Munchousen, I'm A Cyborg and That's Okay, The Big Lebowski (hell, anything by the Cohen Bros.), etc.

T.V. is something that I watch when I'm determined to be a lazy slug on the couch, so no real favorite shows, but I don't care of Reality shows or soaps.

Since I'm a pretentious Douchebag when it comes to music, I listen to b.s. like Elvis Costello, Ben Folds, Mike Doughty, X-Ray-Spex, Rilo Kiley, Aesop Rock, The Pharcyde, Die Antwoord, Dr. Dre, Spoon, Sufjan Stevens, The Grizzly Bears, Cat Power, Sigur Ros... I mean, this list is ENDLESS.

Food = love it all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends and Family
2. My Art Supplies
3. My iPod/cds
4. A great book
5. My wit
6. Pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm not going to bother with this because I don't really think about particular subjects all the time... when I do that I tend to over-analyze them and ruin whatever I was trying to sort out thinking about it in the first place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oot and aboot with my friends. We might be dancing, singing, listening to a live show or drinking with the old dudes at my local pub just shooting the shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an unusually huge attraction to three things: Beards, Black rimmed glasses, and red heads... Essentially a Nerdy Lumberjack.
You should message me if
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I sound like an awesome gal and you find a girl with a tendency to say what every god-awful yet funny thing that pops into her head a good thing. If you like people who are honest and not a push-over, then message away!

Please don't message me if 1. U dunt liek 2 speel, or 2. If your only photos involve your junk/six-pack... I honestly don't care.