Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I embrace openly all things nerdy, obscure and over-the-top:
essentially I'm loud, obnoxious, fun as hell and always there when
you need a good wing-woman. My friends are my family (since I'm an
only child) and I'm very close with my parents who are back in
I spend quite a bit of time hitting up local bars with my friends,
be it to listen to live music, sing kareoke or just to hang out
with our favorite regulars.
I read far too many books, draw way too many portraits and bake
cupcakes and cook as often as possible. I'm also THAT ASSHOLE when
it comes to music.
Edit: If you do decide to send me a message, I will respond, I just
have to wait until I'm in the right mood to write up a thoughtful
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently waiting tables because the exhausting and
soul-crushing life of retail management just wasn't for me anymore.
I'm working on perfecting my baking and home-made flavored syrup
recipes so that I can plan a menu for the business model I'm
working on for an alternative bakery/coffee house with
I spend a sh'load of time with my close friends going out and just
acting like the fine, upstanding idiots that we are.
I spend quite a bit of my time drawing and have hopes to start
selling custom portraits for those who would like something special
I got a divorce in March of 2010 and am trying to learn how to date
again... It's difficult, but I'm up to the challenge.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not gonna lie, I'm funny as hell. I am the Queen of the one-liners,
the Princess of mom jokes, the Dutchess of making fun of your
I'm a pretty decent portrait artist, can write a mean short story
and can cook and bake circles around the average person (and I
don't really let people into my kitchen unless they can show me
they can handle a chef knife).
I love music, and having a background in operas and musicals I'm a
pretty good singer as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
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well, for one, I'm six feet tall. I also have gigantic eyes.
I have quite a few people tell me that I have a very approachable
face and that I'm easy to talk to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love anything written by Vladmir Nabokov, William Gibson and Neil
Stephenson. Some of my favorite books are: Snow Crash, Ender's
Game, The Theif of Always, etc.
Movies I will NEVER get sick of: Super Troopers, Shaun of the Dead,
The Adventures of Baron Munchousen, I'm A Cyborg and That's Okay,
The Big Lebowski (hell, anything by the Cohen Bros.), etc.
T.V. is something that I watch when I'm determined to be a lazy
slug on the couch, so no real favorite shows, but I don't care of
Reality shows or soaps.
Since I'm a pretentious Douchebag when it comes to music, I listen
to b.s. like Elvis Costello, Ben Folds, Mike Doughty, X-Ray-Spex,
Rilo Kiley, Aesop Rock, The Pharcyde, Die Antwoord, Dr. Dre, Spoon,
Sufjan Stevens, The Grizzly Bears, Cat Power, Sigur Ros... I mean,
this list is ENDLESS.
Food = love it all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My friends and Family
2. My Art Supplies
3. My iPod/cds
4. A great book
5. My wit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm not going to bother with this because I don't really think
about particular subjects all the time... when I do that I tend to
over-analyze them and ruin whatever I was trying to sort out
thinking about it in the first place.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Oot and aboot with my friends. We might be dancing, singing,
listening to a live show or drinking with the old dudes at my local
pub just shooting the shit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have an unusually huge attraction to three things: Beards, Black
rimmed glasses, and red heads... Essentially a Nerdy Lumberjack.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I sound like an awesome gal and you find a girl with a tendency to
say what every god-awful yet funny thing that pops into her head a
good thing. If you like people who are honest and not a push-over,
then message away!
Please don't message me if 1. U dunt liek 2 speel, or 2. If your
only photos involve your junk/six-pack... I honestly don't care.
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