Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'd love to bore you to tears on how awesome I am, but i'll leave
that to the other thousand profiles you've come along. I'm a firm
believer that you shouldn't preach to the choir, but prove it with
action. I'm not scared to share my flaws with you, so why not put
them out. I'm sometimes immature and too out spoken, I stay up way
too late on a daily, I cried like a baby when mufasa died in Lion
King, I cus like a sailor (ironic, huh?) and I can't touch my
tongue to my nose. I hate when someone is drop dead GORGEOUS on the
outside, but drop DEAD GARBAGE on the inside. I like to be a
superhero on the weekends, mainly saving cats from trees, but I'm
working my way to the top (shh, keep that a secret)! If you ever
catch yourself saying "hold my beer and watch this" or anything
along the lines of a bad idea, we might as well skip the first
dates and head straight to the honeymoon. I love the simple things
in life, like hanging with buddies, taking in the outdoors and
shooting people with Nerf guns (Don't try me with a Nerf war, you
will not be victorious). Well, if you've gotten this far into the
novel and want to chat, what's stopping you?! I talk to random
people all the time and it's usually damn good fun... Well... most
of the time!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family and Friends
That's none of your buisness (;
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How 7 ate 9,
How much wood a wood chuck could chuck,
What on Earth Snooki is doing with a child,
and the rest of the mysteries of the world...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making rockets out of cola and mentos... That or partying like it's
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're sexy, fun, fit, know how to run in heels, enjoy life without
all the seriousness, have a sense of humor, think sarcasm makes the
world go round, and likes simple and fun first dates (I promise,
the second will be better!). The rest is negotiable...
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