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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:00pm
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), Yiddish (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat), Frisian (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is about a 99.9% chance that i will not message you first. 75% because I know you get a massive influx of messages from the "Bros" on this site. 19.4% because the likelihood of getting a message back is slim. And 5.5% because we most likely have nothing in commom. Not being a dick, just honest. So if you're interested say hi :)

If I view your profile and don't message It doesn't mean I'm not interested in talking. I just probably didnt have anything catchy to say at the moment.
Here are some fun facts about Brandin:
-Is pretty fantastic.
-Addicted to cuddling
-Strangely introverted.
-Love holding hands
-Prefers a nice night in cooking dinner and watching a movie than going out parting.
-Enjoys driving to loud music in the car with the windows down(summer time preferred)
-Doesnt smoke weed but nothing against it unless if controlls your life.
-Knows the difference between your, you're, there, their, they're.
-Quite extremely sarcastic.
-I think about getting a Great Dane and naming him Syler every day.
-Love tattoos and want/need more.
-Doesn't like talking about himself often.
-Can dominate some beer pong.
-Fights bears on a daily basis.
-Sleeps with the fan on.
-Has a non-creepy obsession with zombies(have since before they we're "cool" to be obsessed with).
-Can hop-scotch with the best of them.
-Is running out of things to say.
-Plays a mean game of Lazer Tag... No joke.
-Prefers ridiculous/good pictures rather than serious ones.
-Says Cool Beans!
-mouth like a salor when acceptable
-dislikes ice greatly
-well mannered
-thinks the song "stuck in the drive-thru" is absolutely hilarious
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and Austrailian ninja astronaut training. Pretty intense
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Beer pong
Making people laugh
Treating a girl like she should be treated.
Sandwich making
Hula Hooping
Finishing a whole thing of chaptsick before losing it.
Making lists
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People confuse me with a super hero constantly, but I'm just an average guy who wears tights and a cape on a regular basis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music- asking Alexandria, a day to remember, Sage Francis, Cocorosie, She Wants Revenge, Queen, Jon Lajorie, We came as romans, Haste The Day, Attack Attack!, BRING ME THE HORIZON, Close Your Eyes, A Faylene Sky, Alesana, The Devil Wears Prada, Blink-182, OLD 3oh!3, Hollywood Undead, The Lonely Island, Queen, Sage Francis, Underoath, Brokencyde. And a lot of random weird stuff.

Movies- anything. Comedy, zombies. Marvel. Love them all. Hot Rod, Fight Club, The love Guru, Zoolander.

Shows- breaking bad. The office. Parks and Rec. 30 Rock. Archer. American Dad. ALWAYS SUNNY! The Walking Dead. How I Met Your Mother. Psych. Raising Hope. SNL. Wilfred. Weeds. Heroes. Weeds. Adult swim. Portlandia. White Collar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tattoos, music, food, how breaking bad shouldve had 4 more seasons, about how I should be doing something instead of thinking about these things,.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Robbing banks
Wrestling bears
Walking on the moon
Being an astronaut
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i've never been an astronaut...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you didnt take my profile too seriously and think we could take over the world together. Not in a Hitler kind of way but in "hey lets be awesome" kind way.