Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is about a 99.9% chance that i will not message you first.
75% because I know you get a massive influx of messages from the
"Bros" on this site. 19.4% because the likelihood of getting a
message back is slim. And 5.5% because we most likely have nothing
in commom. Not being a dick, just honest. So if you're interested
say hi :)
If I view your profile and don't message It doesn't mean I'm not
interested in talking. I just probably didnt have anything catchy
to say at the moment.
Here are some fun facts about Brandin:
-Is pretty fantastic.
-Addicted to cuddling
-Love holding hands
-Prefers a nice night in cooking dinner and watching a movie than
going out parting.
-Enjoys driving to loud music in the car with the windows
down(summer time preferred)
-Doesnt smoke weed but nothing against it unless if controlls your
-Knows the difference between your, you're, there, their,
-Quite extremely sarcastic.
-I think about getting a Great Dane and naming him Syler every
-Love tattoos and want/need more.
-Doesn't like talking about himself often.
-Can dominate some beer pong.
-Fights bears on a daily basis.
-Sleeps with the fan on.
-Has a non-creepy obsession with zombies(have since before they
we're "cool" to be obsessed with).
-Can hop-scotch with the best of them.
-Is running out of things to say.
-Plays a mean game of Lazer Tag... No joke.
-Prefers ridiculous/good pictures rather than serious ones.
-Says Cool Beans!
-mouth like a salor when acceptable
-dislikes ice greatly
-thinks the song "stuck in the drive-thru" is absolutely hilarious
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and Austrailian ninja astronaut training. Pretty intense
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh
Treating a girl like she should be treated.
Finishing a whole thing of chaptsick before losing it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People confuse me with a super hero constantly, but I'm just an
average guy who wears tights and a cape on a regular basis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music- asking Alexandria, a day to remember, Sage Francis,
Cocorosie, She Wants Revenge, Queen, Jon Lajorie, We came as
romans, Haste The Day, Attack Attack!, BRING ME THE HORIZON, Close
Your Eyes, A Faylene Sky, Alesana, The Devil Wears Prada,
Blink-182, OLD 3oh!3, Hollywood Undead, The Lonely Island, Queen,
Sage Francis, Underoath, Brokencyde. And a lot of random weird
Movies- anything. Comedy, zombies. Marvel. Love them all. Hot Rod,
Fight Club, The love Guru, Zoolander.
Shows- breaking bad. The office. Parks and Rec. 30 Rock. Archer.
American Dad. ALWAYS SUNNY! The Walking Dead. How I Met Your
Mother. Psych. Raising Hope. SNL. Wilfred. Weeds. Heroes. Weeds.
Adult swim. Portlandia. White Collar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Tattoos, music, food, how breaking bad shouldve had 4 more seasons,
about how I should be doing something instead of thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Walking on the moon
Being an astronaut
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i've never been an astronaut...
You should message me if
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If you didnt take my profile too seriously and think we could take
over the world together. Not in a Hitler kind of way but in "hey
lets be awesome" kind way.
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