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35 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:36pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs
English, French (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I love cracking jokes. Dumb ones. Clever ones. (Sometimes, anyway.) Usually at my own expense. Recently had a student tell me, "keep laughing at your own jokes." That's how I found out that I laugh at my own jokes. Kids can be perceptive. And assholes. Otherwise, I'm usually pretty self-aware. (At least I think I am.)

What else is there to know about me? Hopefully a lot, since I haven't really said anything. Coffee! All day, every day. Sports! I'm a fan. Decently well-traveled. Would like to be much more well-traveled. Have lived in a few different places, but still came back to Portland. (I've always come back to Portland.) Alright, this already feels a little self-indulgent. Moving on to the other questions.
What I’m doing with my life
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Lawyer by day. Beyond that, dog walks, coffee shops, neighborhood bars, movies, running, basketball, other types of exercise, and getting out of town when I can. LIVIN, basically. (Alright, alright.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tangents. Relaxing so hard. Getting along with pretty much everyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Isn't it obvious? Eyes. Eyebrows. Lustrous hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Corrections, Breaks of the Game, Tortilla Flat.

Movies - Die Hard, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Step Brothers, Big Lebowski, LA Confidential, the Departed, Casablanca...(this list could go for a while).

TV - Daily Show, the Wire, Curb, Louie, Chappelle's Show, Game of Thrones. Lately, the League, Drunk History and You're the Worst.

Podcasts (kind of addicted) - Comedy Bang Bang, Doug Loves Movies, How Did This Get Made?

Music - Black Keys, White Stripes, Built to Spill, Nirvana, Presidents, Huey Lewis, Frank Sinatra (I know I'm not that current).

Food - Generally, everything. Specifically? Dim sum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee ranks 1 through 6. (Better luck next time, friends and family.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Doing the right thing. (Not the movie, but that's good to think about, too.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I once had to go to the ER after sustaining injuries in an adult kickball game. (And by once I might mean twice.)
You should message me if
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you are independent, spontaneous, outgoing, and quick to laugh. Even if that's not quite you, you never know.

I'm also not looking to meet my 100% match. While it's nice to have a few things in common, dating someone exactly like me sounds like a total nightmare. (Wait, that's not what I meant.)