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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 2
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Judaism but it’s not important
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
Has dogs
English, French (Somewhat), Hebrew (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I love cracking jokes. Dumb ones. Clever ones. (Sometimes, anyway.) Usually at my own expense. Recently had a student tell me, "keep laughing at your own jokes." That's how I found out that I laugh at my own jokes. Kids can be perceptive. And total assholes.* Otherwise, I'm usually pretty self-aware. (At least I think I am.)

What else is there to know about me? Hopefully a lot, since I haven't really said anything. Coffee! All day, every day. Sports! I'm a fan. Decently well-traveled. Would like to be much more well-traveled. Have lived in a few different places, but still came back to Portland.

Alright, this already feels a little self-indulgent. Moving on to the other questions.

*Just to clarify, I'm not a teacher, but I sometimes work with over-privileged kids.
What I’m doing with my life
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Lawyer by day. Beyond that, coffee shops, neighborhood bars, movies, running, other types of exercise, and getting out of town when I can. LIVIN, basically. (Alright, alright.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tangents. Relaxing so hard. Getting along with pretty much everyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
In case it isn't already obvious, eyes, eyebrows, lustrous hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books - Corrections, Breaks of the Game, Tortilla Flat. Currently reading The Art of Fielding.

Movies - Die Hard, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Step Brothers, Big Lebowski, LA Confidential, the Departed, Casablanca...(this list could go for a while).

Podcasts (kind of addicted) - Comedy Bang Bang, Doug Loves Movies, How Did This Get Made?

Music - Black Keys, White Stripes, Built to Spill, Nirvana, Presidents, Huey Lewis, Frank Sinatra (I know I'm not that current).

Food - Generally, everything. Specifically? Dim sum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee ranks 1 through 6. (Better luck next time, friends and family.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Doing the right thing. (Not the movie, but that's good to think about, too.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had to go to the ER after sustaining injuries in an adult kickball game. (And by once I might mean twice.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are outgoing, independent, spontaneous, and quick to laugh. Even if that's not quite you, you never know.

I'm also not looking to meet my 100% match. While it's nice to have a few things in common, dating someone exactly like me sounds like a total nightmare. (You know what I mean.)