I used to have a couple paragraphs here about what a great catch I am, but I decided that maybe its a better idea to under-promise and over-deliver, rather than the other way around. So hopefully now I don't under-promise AND under-deliver. But from some of the stories I've heard about many of the guys on this site, I'm not worried about under-delivering. I don't know why you women put up with the male species in general. There are some idiotic dudes out there. Ladies, you deserve way better. And just to make it clear, you deserve way better than me too, but at least I'm a few steps above some of the guys on here. Anyway, I'm 30, single, and an overweight and outta shape hairy dude. I don't make a ton of money. But I'm one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I drive a crappy minivan, but it gets me and my drums from point A to point B. And oh yeah, I'm a drummer. Go ahead and commence with the drummer jokes. In general, most of them are true. What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer? A large pizza can actually feed a family of four. People often say "Wow, you have the worst luck." My response is usually, " Well, I'm here, I have use of all my limbs, and that 'bad luck' just gave me another interesting story to tell." And other than having some very interesting life experience, I have a great beard, which is up to you on whether that's a positive or a negative.
What I’m doing with my life
Working in the cycling industry and playing tons of music...also
saving the lives of baby bunnies, birds, and kittens. My beard has
life giving capabilities.
I’m really good at
playing the drums. and key lime pie (both making and eating).
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard...and the fact that I am either barefoot or wearing flip
flops up until the point where there's at least a couple inches of
snow on the ground.
Also, most people first see me sitting behind a drumset on a stage,
and I've been told that from behind the kit, I look like a normal,
average sized dude. But then I stand up next to somebody, or meet
face to face, and suddenly I'm way bigger than they thought.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Alchemist, The Road, 1984, Animal Farm, Atlas Shrugged,
Siddhartha, Tale of Two Cities, Harry Potter, The Little Prince,
Dante's Inferno, The Giver, His Dark Materials series, Of Love and
Other Demons, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Persepolis, A Thousand
Splendid Suns, etc.
Movies: The Jerk, The Matrix, Harold and Maude, Amelie, What Dreams
May Come, Lars and the Real Girl, King of California, The Road,
Equilibrium, Munich, Big Fish, Star Wars (the old ones...the new
ones all suck), The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Good Will
Hunting, Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, etc.
TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Fringe,
Supernatural, The X-Files, and the original Twilight Zone series. I
also LOVE PBS. The Red Green Show, This Old House, History
Detectives, and NOVA.
Music: Sigur Ros, Jonsi, Ólafur Arnalds, Radiohead, U2, Third Eye
Blind, NIN, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Mumford and Sons, Tool, A
Perfect Circle, Muse, Live, Metric, The Soil and The Sun, Edward
Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, etc.
Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
Sunsets, Starry Nights, Sunrises, Rainy Days, Long Walks on the
Beach (yeah I know, these all sound like lame cliches to put on a
dating site profile, but they are all very true. I go crazy if I
don't get a good fix of peaceful nature time). A pair of
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Love...its what makes a Subaru a Subaru.
Also, why do humans suck at being human to other humans? Be nice.
Help others. Smile and say hi to people. Its not that hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
playing a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like Justin Timberlake... not in a "I think he's sexy" kind of
way, but more in a "I really like and respect his songwriting and
acting and all around professional career" kind of way. Ok, maybe I
do have a bit of a man crush on him.
Also, I have a really hard time zipping the zipper on ziplock bags.
Its not so bad with the name brand Ziplocs with the double zippers
because those are big and easy for my sausage fingers to line up
correctly. But those tiny little zippers that off brands use, and
the ones that grocery stores put on packages like brown sugar and
stuff like that, I can't do. I know, I suck at life:)
You should message me if
you are quirky, cute, and artsy. Someone who loves to cook and bake
and eat good food, drink good beer, and enjoy a good glass of wine.
Even more bonus points if you are into guys with beards.