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30 Ionia, MI Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I used to have a couple paragraphs here about what a great catch I am, but I decided that maybe its a better idea to under-promise and over-deliver, rather than the other way around. So hopefully now I don't under-promise AND under-deliver. But from some of the stories I've heard about some of the guys on this site, I'm not worried about under-delivering. I don't know why all you ladies put up with the male species in general. There are some idiotic dudes out there. All of you beautiful, intelligent ladies deserve way better. Anyway, I'm 30, single, and an overweight and outta shape hairy dude. I don't make a ton of money. But I'm one of the nicest people you will ever meet. I drive a crappy minivan, but it gets me and my drums from point A to point B. And oh yeah, I'm a drummer. Go ahead and commence with the drummer jokes. In general, most of them are true. What's the difference between a large pizza and a drummer? A large pizza can actually feed a family of four. People often say "Wow, you have the worst luck." My response is usually, " Well, I'm here, I have use of all my limbs, and that 'bad luck' just gave me another interesting story to tell." And other than having some very interesting life experience, I have a great beard, which is up to you on whether that's a positive or a negative.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in the cycling industry and playing tons of music...also saving the lives of baby bunnies, birds, and kittens. My beard has life giving capabilities.
I’m really good at
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playing the drums. and key lime pie (both making and eating).
The first things people usually notice about me
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My beard...and the fact that I am either barefoot or wearing flip flops up until the point where there's at least a couple inches of snow on the ground.

Also, most people first see me sitting behind a drumset on a stage, and I've been told that from behind the kit, I look like a normal, average sized dude. But then I stand up next to somebody, or meet face to face, and suddenly I'm way bigger than they thought.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Alchemist, The Road, 1984, Animal Farm, Atlas Shrugged, Siddhartha, Tale of Two Cities, Harry Potter, The Little Prince, Dante's Inferno, The Giver, His Dark Materials series, Of Love and Other Demons, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Persepolis, A Thousand Splendid Suns, etc.

Movies: The Jerk, The Matrix, Harold and Maude, Amelie, What Dreams May Come, Lars and the Real Girl, King of California, The Road, Equilibrium, Munich, Big Fish, Star Wars (the old ones...the new ones all suck), The Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Good Will Hunting, Eternal Sunshine, Requiem for a Dream, etc.

TV Shows: Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Fringe, Supernatural, The X-Files, and the original Twilight Zone series. I also LOVE PBS. The Red Green Show, This Old House, History Detectives, and NOVA.

Music: Sigur Ros, Jonsi, Ólafur Arnalds, Radiohead, U2, Third Eye Blind, NIN, Carolina Chocolate Drops, Mumford and Sons, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Muse, Live, Metric, The Soil and The Sun, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, etc.

Food: All of it.
The six things I could never do without
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Sunsets, Starry Nights, Sunrises, Rainy Days, Long Walks on the Beach (yeah I know, these all sound like lame cliches to put on a dating site profile, but they are all very true. I go crazy if I don't get a good fix of peaceful nature time). A pair of drumsticks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Love...its what makes a Subaru a Subaru.

Also, why do humans suck at being human to other humans? Be nice. Help others. Smile and say hi to people. Its not that hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like Justin Timberlake... not in a "I think he's sexy" kind of way, but more in a "I really like and respect his songwriting and acting and all around professional career" kind of way. Ok, maybe I do have a bit of a man crush on him.

Also, I have a really hard time zipping the zipper on ziplock bags. Its not so bad with the name brand Ziplocs with the double zippers because those are big and easy for my sausage fingers to line up correctly. But those tiny little zippers that off brands use, and the ones that grocery stores put on packages like brown sugar and stuff like that, I can't do. I know, I suck at life:)
You should message me if
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you are quirky, cute, and artsy. Someone who loves to cook and bake and eat good food, drink good beer, and enjoy a good glass of wine. Even more bonus points if you are into guys with beards.