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29 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:46pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm more of a city/concrete/skyscraper/busy sidewalk person than a hike/nature walk/light pollution free kind of person.

I'm that one weird trick that doctors/cops/insurance companies/the government HATES.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building forts out of all of the paperwork that I deal with on a daily basis.

Not becoming a weekend warrior. UPDATE: Because of the weather, I'm just trying to maintain a decent level of outside activity. Good thing I don't have to worry about tanning.

I recently quit smoking (for good) and drinking (for the near future) so both of those things are new as well.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing the "2 up 2 down" and then having to explain it to people.

Being confused with Don Cheadle. Or Don Cheadle being confused for me I would hope.

Pretending I'm in a 60s soul group and inventing dance moves.

Ruining my friends Netflix recommendations by either watching a bunch of action movies or by watching a bunch of romantic dramas.

Update: I can't do the last one anymore now that Netflix allows you to create profiles. Now my friend can find and watch all the BBC Dramas she wants to without a Rocky movie appearing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's almost impossible for me to not smile, even when giving bad news.

Although I'm in decent shape, my butt knocks things over a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Shows- Newsradio (we miss you Phil), The Wire, The First 48, HIMYM, Murder She Wrote, The Dead Zone, Arrested Development, Sons of Anarchy, SportsNight, Cheers, The League, The Shield, Scrubs, 24, The United States of Tara, Southland, pretty much every show on HBO

Books-1984, Watchmen, Y the Last Man, Gig, Homicide: Life on the Streets, Suits, Moneyball, Bossypants, Ender's Game, Choose Your own Adventure books.

Movies-Beverly Hills Cop series, Lethal Weapon 1-3, Back to the Future, anything with Danny Glover, Maverick, practically every western in existence, High Noon, Chasing Amy, pretty much every horror movie in existence, early Eddie Murphy comedies, Shane, Muppet movies, the list kind of goes on.

Music-Bad Religion, Biggie, Clipse, Old Canes, Jeru the Damaja, Patti Smith, the Misfits, The Descendants, Weezer-Pinkerton (it's better than Blue Album, I don't care what anyone says), Guided by Voices, T.S.O.L., Fucked Up, A$AP Rocky, Cheap Trick, Motley Crue, KISS, Prince, Elton John, Hall & Oates, old country (Lee Hazlewood), Drunk Injuns, list goes on again

Food-Anything as long as it's not heavy on the onion. I'm open to trying new types of food and like being surprised.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tiger Balm
Polluted Air
Cold Weather
Clean Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people don't appreciate the Champagne of Beers more

Who I can convince to join me for Chicken and Waffles at 24 Diner.

What I should dress up as for Halloween and whether I can convince friends to get a group costume together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bowling and eating ice cream OR skateboarding OR forcing a jukebox to play The Misfits all night long OR dedicating random songs to people at Egos (they seem to enjoy it for the most part) OR Facetiming with the parents OR trying to figure out where that other sock went...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm 98% unable to whistle and 40% unable to swim.
You should message me if
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Most importantly, you've got that PMA (something around 70% of the time is good enough).