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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

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5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I like to make people shake so hard from laughter that they drop their drinks on the ground, then buy them a new drink so they feel okay about it...and tip the bartender.
What I’m doing with my life
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Building a shrine to Meryl Streep and Diane Keaton.

Falling in love with almonds and almond related products.

Trying to listen to every Garfunkel and Oates song.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing the "2 up 2 down" and then having to explain it to people.

Being confused with Don Cheadle. Or Don Cheadle being confused for me I would hope.

Pretending I'm in a 60s soul group and inventing dance moves that I can share with the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not afraid to speak my mind or admit when I'm wrong.

I have a deep voice, which is probably suited for reading audiobooks or voiceovers for movie trailers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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TV Shows- Newsradio (we miss you Phil), The Wire, The First 48, HIMYM, Murder She Wrote, The Dead Zone, Arrested Development, Sons of Anarchy, SportsNight, Cheers, The League, The Shield, Scrubs, 24, The United States of Tara, Southland, pretty much every show on HBO

Books-1984, Watchmen, Y the Last Man, Gig, Homicide: Life on the Streets, Suits, Moneyball, Bossypants, Ender's Game, Choose Your own Adventure books.

Movies-Beverly Hills Cop series, Lethal Weapon 1-3, Back to the Future, anything with Danny Glover, Maverick, practically every western in existence, High Noon, Chasing Amy, pretty much every horror movie in existence, early Eddie Murphy comedies, Shane, Muppet movies, the list kind of goes on.

Music-Bad Religion, Biggie, Clipse, Old Canes, Jeru the Damaja, Patti Smith, the Misfits, The Descendants, Weezer-Pinkerton (it's better than Blue Album, I don't care what anyone says), Guided by Voices, T.S.O.L., Fucked Up, A$AP Rocky, Cheap Trick, Motley Crue, KISS, Prince, Elton John, Hall & Oates, old country (Lee Hazlewood), Drunk Injuns, list goes on again

Food-Anything as long as it's not heavy on the onion. I'm open to trying new types of food and like being surprised.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tiger Balm
Foam Roller
Cold Weather
Clean Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
that to be the man I have to beat the man.

What music to listen to/sing along to that day. Why Mannequin 2 isn't seen as a classic movie.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing pool at my local bar. Supporting the arts by attending an art gallery opening. Watching live improv or stand up at one of the many local theaters in town. Lighting up a skate spot with a generator and lights to get a trick. "Networking" for my career's sake, whatever that means.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've performed in musicals as an adult but will never share the video evidence.
You should message me if
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you know how to/like to play pool. You can do a one handed cartwheel.

Mainly, if you have that PMA and aren't afraid of "awkward" situations in life.

You're not afraid to send the first message. Women that aren't afraid to go after what they want and aren't afraid to fail, no matter whether it's dating, career, hobbies, etc. are very attractive to me.