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td0tlyle

28 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:49pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm more of a city/concrete/skyscraper/busy sidewalk person than a hike/nature walk/light pollution free kind of person.

Update: The black and white photo above is still accurate EXCEPT I've moved all the hair on my head to my face in the form of a beard and have a short haircut.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Building forts out of all of the paperwork that I deal with on a daily basis.

Not becoming a weekend warrior.

Reminding myself that I used to be a journalist and that I understand their struggle when I have to deal with them.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing the "2 up 2 down" and then having to explain it to people.

Being confused with Don Cheadle. Or Don Cheadle being confused for me I would hope.

Pretending I'm in a 60s soul group and inventing dance moves.

Ruining my friends Netflix recommendations by either watching a bunch of action movies or by watching a bunch of romantic dramas.

Update: I can't do the last one anymore now that Netflix allows you to create profiles. Now my friend can find and watch all the BBC Dramas she wants to without a Rocky movie appearing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's almost impossible for me to not smile, even when giving bad news. I might need to go to the doctor now that I think about it...

Although I'm pretty in shape my butt knocks things over a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Shows- Newsradio (we miss you Phil), The Wire, The First 48, HIMYM, Murder She Wrote, The Dead Zone, Arrested Development, Sons of Anarchy, SportsNight, Cheers, The League, The Shield, Scrubs, 24, The United States of Tara, Southland, pretty much every show on HBO

Books-1984, Watchmen, Y the Last Man, Gig, Homicide: Life on the Streets, Suits, Moneyball, Bossypants, Ender's Game, Choose Your own Adventure books.

Movies-Beverly Hills Cop series, Lethal Weapon 1-3, Back to the Future, anything with Danny Glover, Maverick, practically every western in existence, High Noon, Chasing Amy, pretty much every horror movie in existence, early Eddie Murphy comedies, Shane, Muppet movies, the list kind of goes on.

Music-Bad Religion, Biggie, Clipse, Old Canes, Jeru the Damaja, Patti Smith, the Misfits, The Descendants, Weezer-Pinkerton (it's better than Blue Album, I don't care what anyone says), Guided by Voices, T.S.O.L., Fucked Up, A$AP Rocky, Cheap Trick, Motley Crue, KISS, Prince, Elton John, Hall & Oates, old country (Lee Hazlewood), Drunk Injuns, list goes on again

Food-Anything as long as it's not heavy on the onion. I'm open to trying new types of food and like being surprised.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tiger Balm
Concrete
Polluted Air
Cold Weather
Coffee
Clean Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people don't appreciate the Champagne of Beers more

Who I can convince to join me for Chicken and Waffles at 24 Diner.

What I should dress up as for Halloween and whether I can convince friends to get a group costume together.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bowling and eating ice cream OR skateboarding OR forcing a jukebox to play The Misfits all night long OR dedicating random songs to people at Egos (they seem to enjoy it for the most part) OR Facetiming with the parents OR trying to figure out where that other sock went...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm 98% unable to whistle and 40% unable to swim.
You should message me if
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Most importantly, you've got that PMA (something around 70% of the time is good enough).