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td0tlyle

29 Austin, TX Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:00am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Law
Income
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a city/concrete/skyscraper/busy sidewalk kind of person.

I'm that one weird trick that doctors/cops/insurance companies/the government HATES.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Apologizing for causing people's property taxes to increase. Probably worth it though.

Trying to find the right balance of skateboard decks and other art from friends to decorate my office with.

Falling in love with almonds and almond related products.

Trying to listen to every Garfunkel and Oates song.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Throwing the "2 up 2 down" and then having to explain it to people.

Being confused with Don Cheadle. Or Don Cheadle being confused for me I would hope.

Pretending I'm in a 60s soul group and inventing dance moves that I can share with the world.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's almost impossible for me to not smile, even when giving bad news.

My butt knocks things over a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV Shows- Newsradio (we miss you Phil), The Wire, The First 48, HIMYM, Murder She Wrote, The Dead Zone, Arrested Development, Sons of Anarchy, SportsNight, Cheers, The League, The Shield, Scrubs, 24, The United States of Tara, Southland, pretty much every show on HBO

Books-1984, Watchmen, Y the Last Man, Gig, Homicide: Life on the Streets, Suits, Moneyball, Bossypants, Ender's Game, Choose Your own Adventure books.

Movies-Beverly Hills Cop series, Lethal Weapon 1-3, Back to the Future, anything with Danny Glover, Maverick, practically every western in existence, High Noon, Chasing Amy, pretty much every horror movie in existence, early Eddie Murphy comedies, Shane, Muppet movies, the list kind of goes on.

Music-Bad Religion, Biggie, Clipse, Old Canes, Jeru the Damaja, Patti Smith, the Misfits, The Descendants, Weezer-Pinkerton (it's better than Blue Album, I don't care what anyone says), Guided by Voices, T.S.O.L., Fucked Up, A$AP Rocky, Cheap Trick, Motley Crue, KISS, Prince, Elton John, Hall & Oates, old country (Lee Hazlewood), Drunk Injuns, list goes on again

Food-Anything as long as it's not heavy on the onion. I'm open to trying new types of food and like being surprised.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tiger Balm
Concrete
Foam Roller
Cold Weather
Coffee
Clean Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What time it is. Reminding myself that to be the man I have to beat the man WOOOOOO! WOOOOOO! *drops elbow on blazer and throws shoe*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Bowling and eating ice cream OR skateboarding OR forcing a jukebox to play The Misfits all night long OR dedicating random songs to people at Egos (they seem to enjoy it for the most part) OR Facetiming with the parents OR trying to figure out where that other sock went...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've performed in musicals as an adult but will never share the video evidence.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're not scared of dating someone that tries to Electric Slide to every song ever created. Go ahead, try me.