I am a smartass with a very dry sense of humor. I am not a thin person and you can fuck right off if that matters to you. PLEASE message me telling me I'm a rude bitch. You will become the laughing stock of the internet. Truth. Same goes for messages asking me for pictures.
Aside from my daughter and teaching, roller derby is probably one of the most important things in my life. I play for Alexandria's team, the Cenla Derby Dames, and I sub for numerous teams around the state. I have a 10-game-streak coming up but I love every second of what I do and if this theoretical you + me thing is going to work out, you have to support it. Period. The end. I am ridiculously laid back (to my own peril sometimes) so the fact that this is a non-negotiable is kinda' huge.