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52 Falls Church, VA Man


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  • Ages 30–59
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Last online
Yesterday – 6:18pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body type
Mostly vegan
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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Living life, maximizing free time, minimizing stress. Be realistic. Demand the impossible.

Occasional sci-fi nerd, 80s music aficionado, decent bowler, lousy tennis player.

Unconventional, independent-minded non-conformist with a healthy disrespect for authority. It occasionally gets me into trouble (former whistle-blower).

Fiercely analytical and ruthlessly logical. Or just ridiculously silly. Possessor of critical thinking skills. Or just plain nutty thoughts. Seeker of profound truths. Or a decent brewpub.

Trying to spend every single waking moment engaged in valuable and noble pursuits. Coming up a wee bit short.

Enjoy documentaries and educational programs. Also fascinated by cheesy sci-fi disaster flicks and big budget apocalyptic blockbusters from Hollywood. I'm keeping count on how many times Roland Emmerich feels the need to destroy the White House in his movies.

Eat mostly healthy foods and do what I can to stay in relatively decent shape. This effort included an attempt to eliminate all alcohol and caffeine from my diet. Failed.

Grew up on punk rock, ska and new wave of the late 70s and 80s but also got a real kick out of disco, funk and early rap. My current musical tastes are eclectic and all over the place. Really enjoy going to live shows at local clubs (930, Black Cat, State Theatre, Rock&Roll Hotel, Iota, etc.).

Involved in environmental and social justice issues. Been accused of having "radical" and "dangerous" views and perspectives. I always make sure to thank them for the compliment.

I've been a musician, been involved in the zine/alternative publishing world, ran a successful online business, done straight jobs in office cubicles, worked at liberal/progressive non-profits, libertarian organizations, done freelance/temp work and taken several cross country road trips for the hell of it.

Currently decluttering, unscrambling and simplifying my life. Looking to collect wonderful experiences, stimulating conversations and precious moments in time. Doing my best to achieve this without incurring any serious injuries along the way.

Intensely curious, fascinated and surprised about the wonderful and wacky world around me. I just desperately need my morning coffee to experience it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Monitoring the soulless minions of orthodoxy.

Preparing for the zombie apocalypse.

Rolling on the floor in convulsive fits of hysterical laughter while watching Fox and CNN. This is the only way I have any hope of attaining washboard abs.

Being amused while politicians, pundits, policy wonks, pr flacks and media hacks frantically suggest various ways of rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Trying to figure out if we are in the age of Orwell or Kafka.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breaking drum sticks.

Subverting the dominant paradigm.

Procrastinating. Really, what's the rush?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Normal person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies -- Office Space, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, They Live, Bulworth, The Matrix, Galaxy Quest, Avatar, Starship Troopers, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Pleasantville, Pump Up the Volume, Fight Club, Hunger Games, V (the original 1984 movie), cheesy disaster flicks and silly comedies like Anchorman and Caddyshack (I worked at a golf course in my youth).

Music -- The Clash, Gang of Four, Midnight Oil, B-52's, Pretenders, Rancid, Bad Religion, X, English Beat, Elvis Costello, The Go-Go's, Fugazi, Rage Against the Machine, Social Distortion, Blondie, Ramones, XTC, The Fixx, Nirvana, The Kinks, Chumbawamba, Beatles, Cyndi Lauper (because she is so unusual) and, of course, Abba.

Favorite TV Shows -- Babylon 5, Battlestar Galactica and the original Prisoner series with Patrick McGoohan. Favorite Star Trek series: Deep Space Nine. And let's not forget Gilligan's Island, the best anarchist show ever on television.

Favorite Books -- Several from Noam Chomsky, The End of Growth by Richard Heinberg, Endgame by Derrick Jensen, The Abolition of Work by Bob Black, Why I Am Not a Christian by Bertrand Russell, The Nitpickers Guide to Star Trek

Favorite Comic -- George Carlin

Most Trusted Source for News -- The Onion, The Comedy Channel

Favorite Blog --

Favorite Quotes -- “Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves.” ― Henry David Thoreau

"I am no longer accepting the things I cannot change. I am changing the things I cannot accept." — Angela Davis

"The truth is that schools don't really teach anything except how to obey orders." — John Taylor Gatto

"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." – Albert Camus

“At any given moment, there is a sort of all pervading orthodoxy, a general tacit agreement not to discuss large and uncomfortable facts.” — George Orwell

“The role of an activist is not to navigate systems of oppressive power with as much integrity as possible, but rather to confront and take down those systems. “ – Derrick Jensen

“Politicians promise you heaven before election and give you hell after.” ― Emma Goldman

"The earth is not dying, it is being killed, and those who are killing it have names and addresses.” ― Utah Phillips

"The quiet ones are the ones that change the universe... The loud ones only take the credit." — Londo Mollari, Babylon 5

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - George Carlin
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Clean air
Clean drinking water
Good food
Good friends
A reset button
My Vitamix
Good coffee
Hoppy beer
When it comes to inside the beltway punditry: A functioning bullshit detector

I know, it's more than six. I'm sure I can do without a few of these. I'd rather not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-- how the 21st century will unfold. The pursuit of perpetual economic growth on a finite planet with finite resources will have a rather unpleasant outcome. Nature bats last.

-- how anarchy has brought a sense of stability and order to my life.

-- there is a conspiracy that is causing time to speed up as I get older.

-- storming the castle with broomsticks and pint glasses. We'll need the broomsticks to sweep the bums out and the pint glasses to celebrate.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
-- hanging out with friends or taking in a show.

-- losing track of time

-- having a very intense discussion regarding the future of warp drive.

-- recovering from a long week. There's always Saturday night!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm aware of my limitations. I occasionally ignore them.
You should message me if
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You enjoy collecting broken drum sticks or you need to borrow my reset button.

You are a fighter for truth and justice. Or a tennis partner who won't eviscerate me on the court.