This is the part where I tell you how amazing I am, right? While it's true that I'm pretty amazing, I'm sure you've seen it all before, so let's try something a little different...
We should get to know each other.
--- I'm an author. I write romance novels, and it's a lot of fun. I've been on the USA Today bestsellers list twice, which is neat. I basically make people cry, worry, laugh out loud, sit on the edge of their seat, sigh with relief, and fall in love for a living. It's honestly the most exciting and satisfying thing I've ever done, and I get to keep doing it over and over again with each new book I write.
--- I'm a little unconventional. If you're a little quirky, too, I think we'll get along. I'm willing to try almost anything once, as long as it's not too dangerous. I want to explore and learn about everything. It's an experience.
--- I'm not afraid to be myself, which I think is important. I will unapologetically cuddle a cat or a dog, and it'll be awesome. My friend's daughter randomly decided I was a lion the other day, and I just went with it, because she's three and she thought it was funny. I'm fierce! Roar.
--- I'll go to a romantic comedy movie with you, and I'll probably find it interesting. I never understood a lot of guy's aversion to romance movies, considering they probably want some sort of romance in their lives. Makes no sense to me. I think they're fun, and usually the characters are a little awkward. Sometimes a little awkwardness can be great. I'm totally not awkward ever, though, don't worry. I'm serious all the time!
--- I'm may be a little awkward sometimes, but I'm fine with it. Confidently awkward, if you will. If you don't step outside your comfort zone every now and then, I'm not sure you can grow as a person. The first time you do something, it'll probably be a little awkward. Who cares? Let's just have fun with it.
--- I love books. If you like to read, I think you're awesome. I can probably recommend some great books to you that you haven't read before. Maybe you can recommend some to me, too?
--- I'm a happy person. I like to smile. I like to smile at almost everything, just because. Sometimes it's hard, because you feel a little goofy randomly smiling at things, but that's alright. Sometimes I like to look up at the sky at night and see the stars and the moon, and just smile, because, you know what? They're kind of amazing.
--- I'd love to smile with you, because I'm sure you're kind of amazing, too. It might be a little awkward at first. That's kind of how it goes. Sorry about that one. Let's just not be afraid to be ourselves, and see what happens.
What else is there? I don't really know. It's hard to get to know people over the internet.